Writer's profile for 'Godspenman'
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Email address	jamessnyder2@att.net
City	Ocala
State	Fl
Country	United States of America
Birthdate	july 21, 1951
Sex	Male
Marital state	Married
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In My House, If It's Broken I Bought It (standard:humor, 935 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 15 2005	Views/Reads: 3729/2368	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Often a store has a sign with the warning, "You break it, you bought it." This is to keep people from carelessly handling the merchandise. I'm thinking of another sign, which should be posted all through my house. "If it's broken, I boug
The Great One That Got Away (standard:Inspirational stories, 916 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 20 2005	Views/Reads: 3752/2324	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Most people don't realize ministers are obligated to prepare and preach one great sermon in their career. In looking over my record of sermons, I noticed many "good" sermons, but an obvious lack in the list of a single "great" sermon.
Be Happy, Join The Wednesday Worry Club (standard:Inspirational stories, 941 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 26 2005	Views/Reads: 3582/2273	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Of all the people who know me, no one would say I am afflicted with worryitis. They may say other things about me, which may or may not be true, but that's another story.
Nurses, Bedpans And X-Rated Hospital Gowns (standard:Inspirational stories, 958 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 06 2005	Views/Reads: 10041/3941	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Tuesday last I awoke from my nightly slumber with terrific pain in my chest, much like an elephant break-dancing on my chest. It was painful just to breathe, but like the trooper I am, I shrugged it off and set about my daily routine. Rather than improvin
And How Do We Feel This Morning? (standard:Inspirational stories, 933 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 13 2005	Views/Reads: 3805/2337	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Without question, going to the hospital is teamwork from the time you arrive until you are wheeled out the front door. Everyone is working together for the common good of the patient, or at least a crack at his bank account. That is as it should be in suc
How To Cash In On Your ‘Ailment Capital' (standard:Inspirational stories, 945 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 20 2005	Views/Reads: 3525/2309	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Right after the president won his re-election bid for the White House, he made an interesting comment. He said he was going to spend his "political capital" wisely. At first, I did not understand what he was talking about, but then I began to
Who Has The Greatest Job In The World? (standard:Inspirational stories, 925 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 03 2005	Views/Reads: 3800/2386	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have, in my opinion, the world's perfect job. Just look at the evidence. I love people and I love God. I love talking to people about God and I love talking to God about people. Therefore, if you put these two together, I am doing what I love doing:
‘I'm Not A Christian, But I Play One On Sunday' (standard:Inspirational stories, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 09 2005	Views/Reads: 3637/2427	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
After more than three decades of church ministry, I have come to one unsettling conclusion. Actually, I've come to more than one conclusion, but this one is the most depressing.
Preparation and execution of my income tax return (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 18 2005	Views/Reads: 3687/2348	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
April 15th is the time of the year when Americans can communicate with their government. I cannot testify for anyone else, but I look forward to this marvelous opportunity and I am careful not to waste it. This year, for example, so much has happened to m
A Key In Hand Is Worth A Thousand On My Desk (standard:humor, 932 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 25 2005	Views/Reads: 3549/2262	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A key fault I have, and I can only talk about one fault at a time, is the tendency to get busy. I often find myself chasing my own tail. What I will do with it when I catch it is beyond my understanding. However, this notwithstanding, I fall into the trap
My Mother's Amazing Meatloaf Mystery (standard:Inspirational stories, 923 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 07 2005	Views/Reads: 3889/2482	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every mother harbors a mystery of some sort. Many handed down from one generation to the next forming a bond so strong no man can penetrate. I came to realize this at an early age, which has stood me in good standing throughout life. Namely, don't mess wi
Just the Fax, M'am (standard:humor, 988 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 21 2005	Views/Reads: 3483/2629	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person. I felt it beneath my dignity to own such a technical contraption. The quill is more my style than a computer but, being practical, I reluctantly use a computer, casting wistful glances at the
I think I'll drop everything and just go fishin' (standard:Inspirational stories, 925 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 31 2005	Views/Reads: 3537/2278	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I said something last week I haven't said in years. Where it came from, I really don't know. It's funny, you're tooling along minding your own business for weeks, maybe months at a time, and then something you haven't thought about for years pops into you
Go Ahead - Make Dad's Day (standard:humor, 927 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 18 2005	Views/Reads: 3575/2434	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Throughout the year, many days of celebration are tucked capriciously into the calendar. So much so, it is hard to find any day of the year where something or someone is not being observed, which has benefited the greeting card company, you can be sure. I
IF "ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE,” WHY CAN'T I BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK? (standard:humor, 920 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 03 2005	Views/Reads: 3555/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For me, the most terrible time of each month is the day our bank statement comes. We commonly call it BSS (Bank Statement Syndrome). I don't know why it is, but I have trouble getting the parsonage checkbook to balance with the monthly bank statement.
How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry (standard:Inspirational stories, 894 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 10 2005	Views/Reads: 3786/2285	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to admit I didn't do well in calculus), the average minute during vacation time is less than 20 seconds. This is one reason time goes
A Cup Of Joe Says A Lot About Us (standard:humor, 963 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 18 2005	Views/Reads: 3399/2221	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This week I came face-to-face with a genuine dilemma. I had several meetings across town and for some reason I miscalculated and ended up with a 2-1/2 hour gap between meetings. I hate to waste time, but if I drove back to my office, I would simply have t
Malice In “I Wonder Who I Am” Land (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 29 2006	Views/Reads: 3368/2216	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Although, I must confess my skin used to fit me better than it does these days.
A Silent Night — Not At My House (standard:Inspirational stories, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 03 2006	Views/Reads: 3548/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
People say, as they get older their hearing is not what it used to be. I have found this to be true for myself. The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, the more I hear noises in the middle of the night. Noises, I might add, that I have never h
Chocolate Is My Favorite Health Food (standard:humor, 922 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 04 2006	Views/Reads: 3871/2278	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Finally, the medical world has caught up with what the rest of us have known all the time, namely, chocolate is good for us. And I for one think it is about time.
It's My Body; I'll Exercise It If I Have To (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 07 2006	Views/Reads: 3589/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Lately, I have noticed a lot of news regarding all aspects of the body. According to one report I read, this is a multibillion dollar-a-year business. I never knew my body was worth so much money. I’m tempted to sell it, or at least rent it out on a part-
Dead-to-the-World Man Walking (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 10 2006	Views/Reads: 3884/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One morning this week, I woke up with a black eye. How I got it still baffles me. I have my suspicions, of course, but some things are better left to themselves no matter how lonely they may get.
A Page From Betty Crocker’s Cookbook (standard:humor, 886 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 29 2006	Views/Reads: 3551/2338	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Recently, while sitting in my chair drinking the last of my breakfast coffee, a thought staggered into my mind. I must confess most thoughts are quite lonely once they enter my mind, but this one had a nagging element to it.
The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve (standard:Inspirational stories, 923 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 22 2006	Views/Reads: 4729/2336	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, “Let’s clean out the garage today.” Trust me on this one, it is no April fool’s joke, but someone gets fooled. And believe me, I’m just not anybo
It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 26 2006	Views/Reads: 3363/2281	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Someone yelling, “Let’s play ball,” officially announces spring. Springtime and baseball seem to go together, as if God created springtime just for the national pastime.
Now that I'm older, I'm still not wiser (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 23 2009	Views/Reads: 3341/2015	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Getting older does not necessarily mean you are getting wiser.
One man's vegetable is another man's heartburn (standard:Satire, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 25 2009	Views/Reads: 5200/2717	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The wonderful world of vegetables and Yours Truly have come to a rather affable decision. I will point out that it has been a long time in coming, but finally, we have reached a point of harmony.
The trials and triumphs of the chronically lazy (standard:Inspirational stories, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 01 2009	Views/Reads: 4020/2074	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
All through my formative years my father and other authority figures railed quite mercilessly against what they called being lazy. According to them, laziness was about as close to the unpardonable sin as a human could possibly get without being burned by
The Summer in my Rear View Mirror (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 08 2009	Views/Reads: 3114/1908	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I awoke last Tuesday with a strange feeling I had missed something. Not only that, but I was shivering like a polar bear without his pajamas. I knew something was wrong but to put my finger on it was just too early in the morning for me. I like starting m
Pass the Pumpkin Pie, Please (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 15 2009	Views/Reads: 3474/2091	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Another Thanksgiving dinner has been successfully tucked under my belt forcing me to let out another two notches. This I am most happy to do. In a couple of years, I might, out of necessity, have to purchase a larger belt.
To choose or not to choose, that is the Thanksgiving quandary (standard:humor, 918 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 22 2009	Views/Reads: 3041/1997	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender and throw myself on the mercy of the gang.
My barbershop quandary (standard:horror, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 30 2009	Views/Reads: 3330/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When someone looks at me, they might be tempted to assume that my relationship with my barber is a cordial one. This, however, would be a great error in assumption. I have not always harbored such ambivalent feelings towards my barber, but things have cha
Behold, the Christmas Grinch cometh (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 07 2009	Views/Reads: 3125/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I never have to look at the calendar to know when the Christmas holiday season is approaching. As soon as I lay down my fork on Thanksgiving Day, the battle drums begin to roll. Somebody, who apparently does not have much of a life, takes a pot shot at th
All I want for Christmas is to be left alone! (standard:Inspirational stories, 948 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 13 2009	Views/Reads: 3201/1944	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
We had just finished our morning coffee for the morning and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage looked at me and said, "Let's go Christmas shopping." This little piece of news ruined my meticulously worked out plans of doing nothing for th
The nightmare after Christmas (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 20 2009	Views/Reads: 3423/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Technically, Christmas is over... all over our living room floor, that is. Piles of wrapping paper in this corner and empty boxes in that corner and colorful ribbons from here to there, all evidence that Christmas must have been a success this year.
Items not on my New Year's resolution list (standard:Inspirational stories, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 27 2009	Views/Reads: 3686/2026	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is typical this time of year to prepare a list of resolutions for the coming year. I believe this goes all the way back to the Garden of Eden when Adam said to Eve, "I think I'll turn over a new leaf this year." And so the tradition has come
It's déjà vu all over again (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 03 2010	Views/Reads: 3092/1962	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
New Year's Day was filled with lots of excitement, plenty of grandchildren running around and enough food on the table to eliminate world hunger. Actually, it did eliminate my ravishing hunger, at least for the day.
Shivering me time away (standard:Inspirational stories, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 10 2010	Views/Reads: 3124/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not quite sure what has happened but some place has frozen over. And, for that matter, somebody is ice-skating in you know where.
Germed and frightfully dangerous (standard:Inspirational stories, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 18 2010	Views/Reads: 3071/2043	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Living in the Sunshine state of Florida and seeing snow accumulating on the ground is the closest thing to blasphemy I know. Everybody knows it does not snow in Florida.
The end of all nonsense and other practical jokes (standard:Inspirational stories, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 24 2010	Views/Reads: 2991/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to practical jokes, Yours Truly is always on the ready. Throughout my earthly passage, I have perpetuated my share of practical jokes. I will not enumerate them here, the simple reason being, I might want to bring one out of retirement.
Some things are simply irreplaceable (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 31 2010	Views/Reads: 3408/2065	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was having a wonderful time and everything seemed to be going like clockwork. Then I got out of bed. I thought I was awake but I was only acting. I remember getting out of bed and shuffling off to the kitchen and pouring a cup of coffee in my favorite c
Mother Nature’s cold shoulder revenge (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 07 2010	Views/Reads: 3257/2001	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As far as I can remember, I have never been out of sorts with good ole Mother Nature. I have had, however, some issues with Father Time. I wish, for example, he would take a vacation. Really, all that marching on must be quite tiresome.
Why childhood is better the second time around (standard:Inspirational stories, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 14 2010	Views/Reads: 3157/2132	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly had the privilege of attending our youngest granddaughter's second birthday party. I wanted to go to her third birthday party but she was not old enough yet. So, I will have to wait another
Please accept my apology (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 22 2010	Views/Reads: 3506/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Once again, we, the American consumer, have been treated to a celebrity apology. I am not sure what we have done to be treated to such highfalutin entertainment. If I could find out, I would immediately stop doing whatever it is I was doing.
The Buck stops here and other political gibberish (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 01 2010	Views/Reads: 2866/1908	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to gibberish, nobody appreciates it more than Yours Truly. If the truth were fully known, and let's hope it isn't, I have engaged in more than my share of gibberish.
The Super Bowl benefits of complaining (standard:humor, 916 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 07 2010	Views/Reads: 3333/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Normally, I am not one to complain about the weather. Okay. Maybe I complain a little about the weather. All right, have it your way, I complain a lot about the weather. Are you happy now?
Springing into a new season (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 22 2010	Views/Reads: 2929/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Finally, the long anticipated Spring has arrived. And not too soon, if you want my opinion on the subject. This past winter has been the longest winter I have ever had to endure. I have shivered more this winter than all the winters proceeding. That is, i
It is all in the celebration of contradiction (standard:humor, 918 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 28 2010	Views/Reads: 2855/1828	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was enjoying an early morning on the back porch with a steaming hot cup of coffee and celebrating the new day. After all, the winter was far behind me and Spring has sprung, finally. I was enjoying the early morning when the Gracious Mistress of the Par
Where have all the men in white hats gone? (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 04 2010	Views/Reads: 3090/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I was growing up you could always tell who the good men were by the white hats they wore. Bad men always wore black hats. That made it rather convenient for those of us who were watching so we knew who would be winning at the end. When you were in tr
King of my castle for a day (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 11 2010	Views/Reads: 3137/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Not too many things catch me by surprise, although quite a few people have caught me napping. Such was the case this past week. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage caught me somewhat by surprise, which is really no surprise to anyone who knows me.
To rob or to be robbed, that is the question (standard:Inspirational stories, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 18 2010	Views/Reads: 3019/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Many questions in life simply do not deserve the time it takes to answering them. And herein lies the greatest wisdom of all humanity. Figuring out which questions you should answer and which ones you should just let go by the wayside.
When you come to the end of the trail (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 25 2010	Views/Reads: 2847/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was working so hard the other day on a project that I actually finished it three hours ahead of schedule. Then, I did not know what to do. I had so psyched myself all up spending the entire day on this special project that when I was finished with it I
God's greatest creation (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 02 2010	Views/Reads: 6813/1877	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am one of those who believe God created everything. I take the book of Genesis by faith, and rest on the character of God. I simply believe the Bible and have never found it to be wrong on anything significant.
The mysterious wizardry of gadgetry (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 09 2010	Views/Reads: 3104/2003	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to gadgets just call me Mr. How-in-the-World-Does-This-Work. I fully understand that our world runs on gadgets. According to some, we owe a great deal to the gadgets of this world whatever they may be. I just hope my credit is good.
Good intentions are only as good as the intender (standard:Inspirational stories, 960 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 16 2010	Views/Reads: 6111/2560	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If awards were given to people who have the best of intentions, I would be working on my acceptance speech right now. However, I know that intentions are only as good as the one who crafts the intention.
The many excuses of a man in his midlife crisis (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 23 2010	Views/Reads: 3161/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes it is best to err on the side of caution. This, however, has not always been my practice down through the years. In fact, I am not very good when it comes to practicing anything, just ask the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage.
Be careful what you wish for (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 30 2010	Views/Reads: 3084/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A song has been going through my head lately and I just cannot seem to get it out. You know how it is, you hear a song in the morning and it buzzes in your head all day long, no matter what you try to do.
One hand short of a handyman (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 07 2010	Views/Reads: 2969/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Anybody who would casually investigate the background of Yours Truly would undeniably discover that I have no charges pending accusing me of being a handyman. In fact, quite the reverse would be revealed. I do not apologize for this deficit in my characte
Things my father never told me (standard:Inspirational stories, 917 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 12 2010	Views/Reads: 3187/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is my first Father's Day to celebrate without my father. Earlier this year he passed away after a long battle with heart and lung disease. It will be a rather somber day for me this year, but I carry in my heart all those things we shared while he wa
The best laid plans of mice and men usually involves cheese (standard:Inspirational stories, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 20 2010	Views/Reads: 3067/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everyone has a different opinion of what is good. What one person considers good may not suit the next person in line. Especially is this seen in the area of cuisine. For example, one man's broccoli is another man's apple fritter. The problem comes when t
Some patriotic reflections for the Fourth of July (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 27 2010	Views/Reads: 2919/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Fourth of July is upon us and nobody enjoys a party more than Yours Truly. I will offer any excuse to break into some kind of a party mode. The slightest hint of refreshments and I have my "these-boots-were-made-for-walking" footwear on and
The Last Hurrah of Summer (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 04 2010	Views/Reads: 3013/1945	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As the last firecracker sizzled in the night, I heaved a sigh of relief. It is not that I do not enjoy a good firework display, but after all, when you have seen one firecracker they are all just about the same. The thing they all have in common is they c
There’s something about a lazy summer afternoon (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 11 2010	Views/Reads: 2906/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The past week was an unusually quiet week around the parsonage. It enabled me to do something that I have wanted to do all summer long. Nothing. I am not bragging or anything, but I can do nothing right up there with the best of them.
It's my party I'll sigh if I want to (standard:humor, 965 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 18 2010	Views/Reads: 2917/1820	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, I am amazed at how monotonous things really are. When I was young, everything seemed to be so new and exciting and I looked forward to the next new adventure.
So you think you can pray (standard:Editorials, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 25 2010	Views/Reads: 3287/1964	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I had just snuggled down into my easy chair for an evening of reading and relaxation. I was reading a book I had just purchased and was quite anxious to get into it. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was dutifully going through the daily newspaper. S
As summers go, this one is going (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 01 2010	Views/Reads: 3267/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
During my high school career I was no thespian, however, I could act the fool when called upon. My friend was the thespian and starred in our senior high school play, "Finian's Rainbow." One of the musical numbers was, "When I'm not near th
If the whole world were an Apple fritter who would need heaven? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 08 2010	Views/Reads: 2992/4	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When a person has reached the ripe old age I have reached there are precious few pleasures left. Actually, there are many pleasures left but no energy to pursue them and if I happen to catch a pleasure, I can't remember what in the world I'm supposed to d
When all is said and done, I’m still confused (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 15 2010	Views/Reads: 3089/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some of my best friends, on occasion, have hinted the suggestion that it is highly possible that I might be paranoid. When this idea was first floated, I smiled because I had no idea what it meant. Now that I know what it means it has given me pause to co
For whom the school bells toll (standard:Inspirational stories, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 23 2010	Views/Reads: 3047/2065	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
On Monday last there was a confusing cacophony swirling all around me. Usually, I'm not one to give vent to the noises around me but this was a little different. I like to pick sides but this time I'm not sure who to root for. Perhaps you can understand t
Can I get an "Amen" for that? (standard:Inspirational stories, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 29 2010	Views/Reads: 3144/2025	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must admit that I am not always right. Of course, I did not understand these dynamics until after entering the world of marital bliss. Although I may not always be right, I'm willing to "fess up" to it when somebody graciously points this out
Has anyone seen my Castle lately? (standard:Inspirational stories, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 05 2010	Views/Reads: 2849/2002	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As of late, I have been fighting an insufferable barrage of intruders into that area commonly referred to as, "My Castle." Normally I'm not a pessimist, but I have a feeling I am losing this battle.
Loco pastor burns his hand in loud protest (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 13 2010	Views/Reads: 2820/1881	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every now and then, a thought enters my mind. Once inside my mind, it endures a lonely existence and rattles around long enough to morph into something quite different when it comes out than what went in.
Are you ready to grumble? (standard:humor, 948 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 19 2010	Views/Reads: 2860/1864	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Normally (depending on which definition of normal you are using), I am not given to much grumbling. I do admit to every now and then exercising my right to complain a little, but it is not anything to write home about.
How Time Flies When I Am In A Hurry (standard:Inspirational stories, 893 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 26 2010	Views/Reads: 3157/2001	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever noticed that when you are on vacation time goes by rapidly? According to my calculations (and I'm the first to admit I didn't do well in calculus), the average minute during vacation time is less than 20 seconds. This is one reason time goes
Restless in a strange pew (standard:Inspirational stories, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 02 2010	Views/Reads: 3251/2004	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everybody has places where they are the most comfortable. When a person (Yours Truly) is out of their comfortable place there is a certain, what should I say, discomfort. There are two places where I am the most comfortable.
Home has never been sweeter (standard:Inspirational stories, 953 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 11 2010	Views/Reads: 2898/1872	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If the good Lord ever intended me to travel as much as I have been traveling, I'm sure He would have given me wings. I like the idea of traveling; it is the actual traveling that gets me. The only good thing about traveling is that home looks so good from
It was the worst of times and it was the worster of times (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 17 2010	Views/Reads: 2728/1892	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whenever anybody says things can't get any worse, they usually do. No matter how bad something is, there is always a good chance it will get worse. Experience may not be my best teacher, but sometimes it's the only teacher on duty.
One man's trick is another man's treat (standard:humor, 917 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 24 2010	Views/Reads: 2836/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Planning for a party is not my idea of unmitigated fun. And yet, this week I found myself in such a dilemma. For me, a party means fun, but planning for that party is more like work. I am not afraid of work, I'll have you know. I can sit down and stare at
Silence of the phones (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 31 2010	Views/Reads: 2796/1880	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were relaxing in the living room after our Saturday evening repast. She was reading some woman's novel while I was following the exploits of Bertie Wooster and his gentleman's gentleman, Jeeves. Oh, t
Something old and something deliciously new (standard:humor, 947 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 07 2010	Views/Reads: 2908/1924	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nobody hates change more than Yours Truly. I do not even like change jingling in my trouser pocket. After all, I lived long enough and have seen enough change that I do not care to see anymore. Some may accuse me of living in a rut, but it is my rut and I
Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck (standard:Inspirational stories, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 14 2010	Views/Reads: 3045/1870	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My father used to tell me anything worth doing was worth doing right the first time. If you have time to do it the second time, you have time to do it right the first time.
Overstuffed and no one to blame (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 21 2010	Views/Reads: 3325/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am sitting in my overstuffed chair and if I never get up it will be a day too soon. Even if I did, I do not know what I would do. Right now, breathing is zapping me of any energy I have left. It is so bad I have to coordinate thinking between breathing.
A post Thanksgiving wishbone (standard:Inspirational stories, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 28 2010	Views/Reads: 2805/1897	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Now that Thanksgiving is over, I am able to sit back and recoup from the activity. I'm not sure about anybody else, but a holiday such as Thanksgiving takes a lot out of me. Of course, it puts a lot in me, but that's another story.
Some things are just personal (standard:Inspirational stories, 948 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 05 2010	Views/Reads: 2843/1936	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will grant I have a few eccentricities. But, let me make this perfectly clear, far fewer than the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has avowed through the years. Listening to her, a person might come to believe my eccentricities are without limit. This
The Christmasfication of our home (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 12 2010	Views/Reads: 2927/2018	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our home, like every other home this time of year, bears the decorations of the Christmas season. This is all thanks to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. My assigned role in the whole Christmas affair was to keep out of her way. And, out of her way,
‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... (standard:Inspirational stories, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 19 2010	Views/Reads: 2981/1927	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every family has those traditions and days that help define their family. I personally know some families (although I shall not divulge any names unless there is enough cash present) that are adequately defined by April 1. For me, Christmas Eve clearly de
A new look at the old year (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 27 2010	Views/Reads: 2865/1892	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
From a practical standpoint, and if I am anything I am practical, well, practically, this year has gone by rather quickly. The fact I have survived this past year has to count for something.
The amazing grace of "do-over," the art of second chance (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 02 2011	Views/Reads: 2970/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If anybody believes in "do-over," it is Yours Truly. This stems back to my pre-adult days littered with carefreeness and fun of all sizes and shapes. At that time, my whole life revolved around games. I was part of that unfortunate generation th
Everything old is getting older still (standard:humor, 962 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 09 2011	Views/Reads: 3072/1988	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A friend of mine has a saying, "I'm going to get as old as I possibly can get." From what I can tell, he has. I must agree with his sentiment. Of course, the alternative is… well you know. Another friend of mine likes to tell me, "Brother,
It was an Apple fritter kind of week (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 30 2011	Views/Reads: 2863/1845	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had a week where everything went exactly as planned? Neither have I. Every week I start out believing this week is going to be different from all the other weeks of my life. This week everything is going to turn out the way I planned. If thi
Please, don't call me "Sweetie" (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 05 2011	Views/Reads: 2890/1861	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The past several weeks I have been trying to keep my curmudgeon levels to a minimum. It has been a struggle but I am happy to report I have been making fantastic progress. That is until the other day.
A waitress after my own heart (standard:Inspirational stories, 956 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 20 2011	Views/Reads: 2979/2052	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am one who firmly believes the pen is mightier than the sword. Consequently, I have a fully stocked arsenal with every pen and pencil imaginable. I look with a jaundiced eye at the person who is ill equipped with writing instruments. I am fully prepared
Beware the idleness of March (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 26 2011	Views/Reads: 3060/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I find it hard to believe March is here already. There was January with nothing much to do and then February with too much to do, now what do we do with March?
The Girl Scout cookie conspiracy (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 05 2011	Views/Reads: 2817/1785	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not a great believer in conspiracies. I do not believe Bigfoot really exists except in the strained imaginations of some people. Some want to believe in Bigfoot, and some need to believe in Bigfoot. I'm not one of them.
How to make up for lost time (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 13 2011	Views/Reads: 2828/1830	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had the feeling that you lost something but could not quite figure out what?
Dealing with my recent drug problem (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 19 2011	Views/Reads: 2596/2346	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It all began for me about four months ago. I was busy with my work when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came and interrupted me.
A healthy dose of medicine for the soul (standard:Inspirational stories, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 27 2011	Views/Reads: 2765/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A large segment of the human population takes things way too seriously for their own good. The strange anomaly is that most people laugh at the wrong thing and fail to laugh at the right thing. This serious incongruity has robbed people of a healthy attit
A really short history of broccoli (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 04 2011	Views/Reads: 2866/1880	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had serious second thoughts about something? Of course, I usually have severe trouble with establishing first thoughts. But once I have finished a serious thought I like put it behind me and go on with life.
My yearly correspondence with good old Uncle Sam (standard:Inspirational stories, 946 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 11 2011	Views/Reads: 3419/1875	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
April 15th is the time of the year when American citizens can communicate with their government. I cannot testify for anyone else, but I look forward to this marvelous opportunity, and I am careful not to waste it. This year, for example, so much has happ
The taxing of my fragile sanity (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 24 2011	Views/Reads: 2672/5	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I'm fine now, but such was not the case this past week. Normally, I am not given to procrastination, except when it comes to giving my money away. I am not Mr. Scrooge but I am Mr. Fugal.
Laying my Mother's Day cards on the table (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 01 2011	Views/Reads: 3284/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not one given over to gambling unless you call life a gamble and then all bets are off. I do not even play the lottery because I would end up paying out $1,987.14 in order to win $10. I have a difficult time parting with my money because I am a Penns
High inflation reaches a new low (standard:humor, 954 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 15 2011	Views/Reads: 2619/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not usually given to protesting much of anything these days. "Live and let live," is the motto I go by and up until now, it has served me rather well and I have no complaints.
When trouble comes a knocking, don't answer the door (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 22 2011	Views/Reads: 2660/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For as long as I can remember, I have always looked forward to Monday. Throughout the years there have been very few Mondays that I have missed, although there are some Mondays I miss. After a long weekend of labor, I enjoy the slow pace that Monday bring
One word not in my vocabulary (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 29 2011	Views/Reads: 2855/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have long been an avid reader of Webster's New World dictionary of the American language. My well-thumbed copy suggests I have done a lot of reading in it. It is the one book within easy reach of my study. Although I enjoy reading it, it does not have m
The great yard sale conspiracy (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 05 2011	Views/Reads: 2673/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Most things in life are not always as they seem. For some reason one person will say one thing and the person hearing will hear something altogether different. This appears to be the case between the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly.
A father's work is never done, either (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 12 2011	Views/Reads: 2811/1915	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There is an old saying that to my knowledge nobody has ever taken credit. "A man works from sun up to sun down. A mother’s work is never done." If I had said that, I would not want any credit for it either.
A delightful afternoon with the IRS (standard:Inspirational stories, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 19 2011	Views/Reads: 2929/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not get as many letters as I used to do, which may be due to the Internet or to the fact that I do not have as many literate friends as I used to. I still like getting a letter, as long as it is a letter and not a bill. Bill used to write me but he w
On pledging my allegiance (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 27 2011	Views/Reads: 2920/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly just finished supper and we were resting in the living room watching the TV news. Actually, my wife was watching the news while I was perusing a book. As far as I am concerned, nothing equals the rela
To pray or not to pray, that is the absurdity (standard:Inspirational stories, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 03 2011	Views/Reads: 3209/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Recently, a high school graduate wanted to include in her baccalaureate speech a prayer for her fellow graduates. I thought it was a rather nice gesture on her part. But certain people got wind of this and a nasty roar rose to the highest heavens. Certain
Not guilty or innocent, that is the question (standard:Inspirational stories, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 10 2011	Views/Reads: 3254/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A murder trial in our area that gained international attention involved a young woman accused of murdering her two-year-old daughter. She was facing four counts of murder including the death penalty. After the jury deliberated, they came back and exonerat
A farewell to the 50s (standard:Inspirational stories, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 17 2011	Views/Reads: 3402/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whoever said, "All good things must come to an end," knew whereof he spoke. Why is it that something really good goes by so quickly and something really bad hangs around forever, or so it seems.
Tiptoeing through the 60s (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 24 2011	Views/Reads: 2847/1915	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Now that I have safely escaped the infamous 50-something stage of life, I am carefully testing the waters before me. They look calm, but you never can be sure. Moreover, at this juncture of my life I am in no mood for taking chances.
Mr. Uncle Sam, don't touch my Apple Fritter (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 31 2011	Views/Reads: 3454/2584	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I usually live life on an even keel. I once had an odd keel, but fortunately, I had the good sense to throw it back into the water from whence it came. I take pride in maintaining a certain sense of balance in my life. But, there are those times when all
Finding a cure for textaholics (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 20 2011	Views/Reads: 2709/1854	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly upgraded our lives with cell phones. Up to this time, I just assumed the cell phone was what a prisoner used.
Money, sex, politics and the American way (standard:Editorials, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 27 2011	Views/Reads: 3233/1876	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I cannot speak for anybody else; in fact, I have a hard enough time speaking for myself. Thankfully, I have those who have volunteered to speak on my behalf on a variety of issues. This has been good, relieving me the necessity of expressing myself. But,
Where have all the heroes gone? (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 04 2011	Views/Reads: 2720/1805	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In celebrating the 10th anniversary of one of the most horrific events in the history of the United States one cannot help but reflect back on the past decade. We have come a long way, but I am wondering if we have gone the right way.
I’m not broke, I'm just financially challenged (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 11 2011	Views/Reads: 2939/1873	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As I was listening to the president give his speech on the country's economy last week I was simultaneously trying to balance my checkbook. Math was never my strong suit. In fact, when it comes to math, I do not wear a suit at all. I would wear my birthda
Mr. Politician, leave the middle-class alone (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 17 2011	Views/Reads: 2683/1754	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I'm not quite sure where the term "middle class" came from. I can never remember using it in any conversations I've ever had. In fact, the only time I hear the phrase is when some politician is speaking. From the context of the speech, I am quit
It's really quite a chatty world after all (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 26 2011	Views/Reads: 4330/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must be the only one in this world of ours that truly appreciates quietness. Maybe it's old-age stomping its tired old boots, but I think the world has gotten just a little bit noisier. As I got older, I thought my hearing would begin to diminish. I ass
I'm having an out-of-cash experience (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 02 2011	Views/Reads: 3121/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have read of people who testified to the fact that they have had an out of body experience. After meeting some of these people I can understand why they would want to abandon their body if only for a moment. My question is, why did they return? Whether
My grandfather and that new contraption… the telephone (standard:Inspirational stories, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 08 2011	Views/Reads: 3365/1897	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was sitting in a restaurant on a Friday afternoon enjoying a leisurely repast with some friends. Somewhere in the middle of our conversation, my cell phone went off. Without even thinking about it, I reached into my shirt pocket, pulled it out and answe
Cultivating the fine art of casual loafing (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 17 2011	Views/Reads: 2856/1837	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Storm clouds were brewing like fresh morning coffee in the normally placid parsonage this past week. I will not say that things got out of hand, which is not to say they did not. I just will not say.
The illusive art of catching up (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 24 2011	Views/Reads: 2829/1889	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Is it just me, or do others have trouble catching up? Just when it looks like I am almost caught up with some project or my to-do-list, something happens setting me back a few paces. One step forward, as they say and for me 17 steps backward. Or, so it se
I don't mind flying it’s airports I can't stand. (standard:Inspirational stories, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 30 2011	Views/Reads: 2735/1831	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Recently, I needed to make a trip to visit some relatives. These days, the way the economy and gas prices are it turns out to be cheaper to fly. Even though, airlines no longer serve the delicious food of which they became famous.
Visiting my family is a relative experience (standard:Inspirational stories, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 07 2011	Views/Reads: 3177/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was reminded recently that the only thing growing in my family tree are fruits and nuts. Personally, I am not sure if I am a fruit or a nut. Just do not ask my wife.
Give Us This Day Our Turkey . . . Again (standard:Inspirational stories, 955 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 13 2011	Views/Reads: 2967/1894	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thanksgiving is my kind of holiday. Apart from the "thanks" part, the primary purpose of this celebration is eating. That is the one thing I do quite well.
Why I love the month of December (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 27 2011	Views/Reads: 3073/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was a wise person who divided the year into 12 months. I really do not know who came up with this idea but let me go on record in saying that it was a good one. Each month seems to have its own peculiar value. Some months are better than others.
Whatever happened to cute? (standard:Inspirational stories, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 03 2011	Views/Reads: 4025/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage had commandeered the Christmas decorating operation for yet another year. I am not quite sure how she remembers when to start all of this, because the thought had not yet entered my mind.
Christmas fruitcake always gets a bad rap (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 11 2011	Views/Reads: 3079/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Many reasons exist why a person should love and embrace the Christmas season. I hear of those who attack the Christmas season and I take no notice to them at all. The thing that keeps buffoons energized is attention paid to them. If they were really serio
Merry is as merry celebrates (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 18 2011	Views/Reads: 2539/2341	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Although I may look a little stodgy on the outside with a few gray hairs blossoming on the top, I still know how to celebrate, and this is the time of the year to do that sort of thing. I love a good Christmas celebration.
If You Can't Resolve 'Em, Perfect Last Year's Mistakes (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 24 2011	Views/Reads: 2989/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
An old year is fading and a new year is upon us again. Each year I go kicking and screaming into the New Year, and not because I am against change. My pants pocket is full of change.
Here we go again; the art of redundancy (standard:humor, 889 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 01 2012	Views/Reads: 2674/1705	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Forgive me if I have said this before, but, "Happy New Year." It may be the epitome of redundancy but I have given this greeting for 60 years and I mean it as sincerely this year as I have all the years preceding.
Some amazing words for the New Year (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 08 2012	Views/Reads: 2928/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every year somebody, who does not really have a life, comes up with words that should not be used during the New Year. I am not sure where this started but it just goes to show that there are a whole lot of people who do not have much to do.
In life, an “account at the bank” can be a relative thing (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 15 2012	Views/Reads: 2613/1834	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God does not make grandmothers like He once did. At least not like MY grandmother. Grandmother never trusted such things as banks with her money. Someone once told my grandmother, “If you would put your money in the bank, they would pay you interest.”
Trying to go somewhere, I ended up nowhere (standard:humor, 894 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 23 2012	Views/Reads: 2670/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was one of those weeks where, if I accomplished anything that delicious slice of information has completely eluded the tiny gray cells floating in my cranium. It is not as if those little gray cells had anything else to do.
Giving credit where credit is due (standard:Inspirational stories, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 29 2012	Views/Reads: 2968/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am rather old-fashioned in some areas of my life, which I do not intend to upgrade to current standards. I do not believe in changing something unless it really needs to be changed. A crazy phobia is going around these days suggesting that if something
Where in my schedule did January go? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 05 2012	Views/Reads: 2518/1715	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I take a certain amount of well deserved, if I say so myself, pride in keeping to a well organized schedule; my to-do-list. If it is on that list, I am going to do it, regardless of the difficulty attached. The trick is to get on that list which I guard w
It all began with a love note (standard:romance, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 12 2012	Views/Reads: 3045/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Forty-one years ago, I was a naïve 19-year-old just beginning life's journey. I do not like to brag but I was the poster child for naïveté. I had a few ideas about life but too few to make me a contributing member of the human society. Wh
My Leap Year Quandary: Anybody Have a Day to Spare? (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 19 2012	Views/Reads: 2555/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
During the last political election cycle, we were promised change but I have not seen any of it, especially in my pants pocket.
Just because it's free doesn't mean it's free (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 26 2012	Views/Reads: 2600/1775	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whenever somebody mentions the word "free" in my presence my right eye turns a vivid jaundice. It is not that I have anything against the word free; just the person who is trying to use it to gain some kind of an advantage over me. I know anybod
Keeping close tabs on my investments (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 04 2012	Views/Reads: 2826/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I find it quite amusing that some of the brightest and richest people in our country do not seem to have a clue as to what they are doing. Most do not have the common sense that God gave to a caterpillar. As Abraham Lincoln used to say, common sense is no
Around the world in 90 minutes (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 11 2012	Views/Reads: 2844/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was snuggling down in my easy chair with a riveting book in hand when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage shared with me an observation. "I just was thinking," she began very seriously, "that we have not taken a trip lately."
It's My Body; I'll Exercise It If I Have To (standard:Inspirational stories, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 18 2012	Views/Reads: 2904/4	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Lately, I have noticed a lot of news regarding all aspects of the body. According to one report I read, this is a multibillion dollar-a-year business. I never knew my body was worth so much money. I’m tempted to sell it, or at least rent it out on a part-
A Grandparent’s day at the park (standard:Inspirational stories, 898 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 25 2012	Views/Reads: 3117/1928	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Fun is a relative quantity. One person's fun may be somebody else's drudgery and pain. I know someone, and her name shall remain anonymous, whose idea of fun is rooting through thrift stores all day long. That concept of fun has never darkened the shadowy
Some things seem too good to be true (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 01 2012	Views/Reads: 2821/4	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Recently I discovered something. The more I tried to keep up with the latest trend the further behind I get. I am not a complete technical idiot, but I'm not too far off. The only thing I can say about me is that I at least try.
Be careful little eyes where you stare (standard:Inspirational stories, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 07 2012	Views/Reads: 2954/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whenever I am out in public, I try conducting myself with the greatest of care knowing that people are watching. The thing that bothers me the most is that many people have never mastered the fine art of how to dress in public.
Is time a friend or an enemy? (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 15 2012	Views/Reads: 2850/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and me were locked in a hopeless Mexican standoff. She was effectively arguing her side of the issue and I was, well, let's say I was not agreeing. I will not say who won, just that it wasn't me.
My Wing-Ding-A-Do at the Wing House (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 22 2012	Views/Reads: 2658/1835	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not that ignorance is so bad; it is just so inconvenient. Case in point. A while back, I found in the mail coupons for two free nights in Daytona Beach.
Knowing what you want — just a plain cup of coffee, please! (standard:Inspirational stories, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 29 2012	Views/Reads: 2872/1919	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Through the years, I have discovered two important facets of husbandship that has stood me in good stead for many years: a vigorous nod of the head and a rhapsodic “Yes, dear.” Flowers don’t hurt either.
My Mother Was Wrong about Spinach (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 06 2012	Views/Reads: 2880/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One of the great joys of getting older, and there is at least one joy involved in this grueling process, is discovering that you were right all the time. I try not to boast here because, well, that’s just the kind of person I am. And, I’m not going to mak
I used to believe in Leprechauns (standard:Inspirational stories, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 20 2012	Views/Reads: 3048/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must make a confession. It has taken me a long time to get to the place where I am willing and comfortable to make such an admission. I think some of my friends will be shocked at what I have to say. I think it is time I come clean and confess. Sort of,
I cry at weddings, too (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 27 2012	Views/Reads: 2597/1736	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
June is quite famous for the variety of nuptial activities. I am not sure exactly why June is the month of choice for these couples; I just go along with the flow. Consequently, through the years, I have officiated at many weddings during the month of Jun
Snake, rattle and roll in the aisles (standard:other, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 02 2012	Views/Reads: 2887/1873	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I would agree with the idea that religion comes in all shapes, sizes and temperaments. It is quite obvious that sanity is not a prerequisite of religion. If it were, most religions would go out of business within the 30-day money back guarantee period.
It's not my father's world anymore (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 11 2012	Views/Reads: 2526/1715	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Celebrating another Father's Day without my father I cannot help thinking how much has changed since he died. If he were to return today, he would find things quite different.
How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Day (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 18 2012	Views/Reads: 2914/1907	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Speaking of good days, and who isn't these days, I am looking forward to two in a row. I know it may be wishful thinking on my part, but a person has to do something with his time.
Vote for me, I create lots of jobs (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 23 2012	Views/Reads: 2514/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have always thought about what it would be like to be wealthy. Unless I win the lottery somewhere, of which I never play, the opportunity for me to become wealthy is absolutely remote. I have a better chance of being elected President of the United Stat
Why not just be an American (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 02 2012	Views/Reads: 2428/1711	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As we celebrate another birthday of this great country, I cannot help but think back on some of our history. What a grand history we have had. I know some people are ashamed of our history and so we have revisionists rewriting American history. Neverthele
Whatever happened to old-fashioned spankings? (standard:Inspirational stories, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 08 2012	Views/Reads: 7519/2606	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes watching the news on television gets rather disparaging. Now that we have 24/7 news, not only can we see the news any time we want to, but we can see it over and over and over again. It is particularly disheartening when there is a "slow&qu
Pigs can fly, but not with me (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 14 2012	Views/Reads: 3087/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is time for good old Uncle George to pay up. For years, at least as long as I can remember, he always eluded everything by saying, "I'll do that when pigs fly." Or, "I'll give you $100 for that when pigs fly." My favorite might be,
All I ever wanted to do was go fishing (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 22 2012	Views/Reads: 3132/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I just celebrated another birthday, which got me to thinking about the "good old days." You can usually tell how old a person is by how many times they refer to the "good old days," or the phrase, "when I was a youngster."
So, this is summer, is it? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 28 2012	Views/Reads: 2534/1794	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was just another day and I was indulging a carefree moment of complaining about the weather. "I can't believe it's so hot today," I muttered. I thought I was talking to myself but obviously, I had an audience.
Local Church Appreciation Day announced for Sunday (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 05 2012	Views/Reads: 2901/1867	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is funny where you pick up an idea. I know I was not born with a truck full of ideas like some people. Take, for example, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She has more ideas than you can shake a stick at, and believe me; I have shaken many a sti
A Midsummer's day nightmare (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 12 2012	Views/Reads: 2518/1724	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not sure who invented summer vacation but I think they deserve a Nobel Peace Prize. Every year is worth the intense strain when there is a summer vacation to look forward to.
Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life? (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 20 2012	Views/Reads: 3024/1875	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Just when you think life can't get more complicated, it does. Personally, I work very hard trying to keep my life as simple as possible. And I must say I do not get very much help on this part, especially from the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. Her i
Solving the Mystery of Picking a President (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 26 2012	Views/Reads: 2536/1762	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were casually sitting on the back porch enjoying our evening coffee together. Suddenly, the conversation turned to things political. This does not happen very often so at the moment I was a little surprised by
My humble effort at stimulating the economy (standard:Inspirational stories, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 03 2012	Views/Reads: 3715/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
All we hear these days are complaining about the economy and nobody seems to be doing anything about it. Politicians talk about it all the time and yet do nothing creative in the area of improving our economy.
Who says the IRS is a Meany? (standard:Inspirational stories, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 10 2012	Views/Reads: 3835/2033	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I often hear derogatory remarks directed towards the IRS. I must admit that many of these critical remarks originated with me. Not that I do not like my good old Uncle Sam, it is that he is a little demanding When it comes to tax time.
The umpire wore shorts (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 16 2012	Views/Reads: 2567/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Okay, right up front I want to confess that I am an old fogey. In my defense, as if I needed one, I was born an old fogey. I have what may be called old-fogeyitis, a rare psychological disorder only affecting people born of woman.
Would someone please call “timeout?” (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 24 2012	Views/Reads: 3037/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I just realized that summer is now over. Where in the world did it go?
My Final Last Words, Finally, Well Almost (standard:Inspirational stories, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 29 2012	Views/Reads: 3038/1954	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I heard it once, I have heard it a million times and this week was no exception. In fact, the words carelessly tumble from my lips on many occasions, some of which have been perilously near the conclusion of my sermons. Most preachers never conclude th
“Early to bed and early to rise,” hasn’t really worked for me (standard:humor, 917 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 07 2012	Views/Reads: 8543/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My father was not what you would call a literate person. Apart from the Bible, he did not read much of anything else on a regular basis. I can remember as a young person him quoting a great American patriot, Benjamin Franklin. The only quote he knew of th
Cashing in on a cashless society (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 13 2012	Views/Reads: 2450/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am the kind of person that likes to do business with cash on the barrelhead. I do not like credit because it has a way of biting you in the end. When you have a credit card, there are fees to beat the band. I do have a credit card but I have it hidden s
Be Sure, Your Sin Will Find You Out (standard:Inspirational stories, 926 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 21 2012	Views/Reads: 3167/2084	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It happened to me again this past week for the umpteenth time. The last time it happened, I promised myself it would never happen again, as long as I lived. So much for my promises, or maybe I died.
Get me to the airport on time (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 28 2012	Views/Reads: 2408/1727	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was off to the airport on another trip. I started out early, arrived at the airport on time but when I arrived the plane had canceled and I had to apply for another plane. The next plane headed for my destination was about two hours away. This would in
Free is as free gives and I don’t like free, usually (standard:humor, 895 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 04 2012	Views/Reads: 2445/1854	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not the kind of person looking for a handout or anything free. When somebody offers me something free, I know there is a catch somewhere, and as long as I still have a slice of sanity in my noodle soup, nobody is going to catch me.
Thou pollest too much, methinks (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 11 2012	Views/Reads: 2338/1735	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Now that we have gotten past the recent elections, we can get back to life as normal. Of course, I am not sure what “normal” really means. One man’s “normal” is another man’s “over the cliff.”
The great Thanksgiving con (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 17 2012	Views/Reads: 2578/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Let me make it clear right up front that Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. I admit I am not too fond of many holidays. Can a week go by without some holiday that shuts down everybody?
Okay, that wasn’t funny (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 25 2012	Views/Reads: 2619/1842	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Let me make it very clear right up front that I am in favor of as many “ha ha moments” as possible. I could not get through a week without my daily dose. I firmly believe that laughter is the appropriate medicine for the soul. Some people, according to th
What holiday does a holiday tree celebrate? (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 02 2012	Views/Reads: 2713/1828	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will confess right up front to a certain degree of confusion. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage will corroborate this confession. So many things confuse me; I am not sure where to begin, and once I begin, where in the world will it stop?
I’ll have a “red” Christmas, thank you. (standard:humor, 895 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 09 2012	Views/Reads: 2550/1796	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Christmas holiday season is always ablaze with beautiful colors. I find it hard to be gloomy or grumpy this time of the year. I must confess, not everybody belongs to this “Holiday Cheer Club.” It is an exclusive club but open to anybody who is tired
So, this is how the world ends (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 16 2012	Views/Reads: 2829/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Since the election, there has been a lot of jibber-jabber by the kings and queens of jibber-jabber about some financial cliff we are facing. I have no idea what they are talking about, and I have a suspicion they do not either, but if I am to guess I woul
‘Tis the Season to be Broke (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 22 2012	Views/Reads: 2475/1767	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the last several hours, I have been slouching in my easy chair basking in the soothing aura of the season. I have not moved in several hours, and it probably will be several more hours before I even think of moving.
Let’s do it all over again (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 31 2012	Views/Reads: 2551/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The fact we actually survived another year is a tribute to somebody’s tenacity; I am not sure whose. I know the only thing that got me through the year was the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and boy is she graciously tenacious. I was sure everything w
So, this is what new looks like (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 06 2013	Views/Reads: 2436/1786	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was just before New Year’s and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were relaxing after a busy week of toil and labor. Not paying much attention to my surroundings, I had immersed myself in a favorite book.
My New Year’s diet fits me to a T-shirt (standard:Inspirational stories, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 19 2013	Views/Reads: 3057/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Personally, I sure will be glad when January is over. If confession is good for the soul, then let me have a good soul cleansing and confess that January is not my favorite month of the year.
As things now stand, I think I’ll sit down (standard:Inspirational stories, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 28 2013	Views/Reads: 2917/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One thing about me that has not changed all these years is that I refuse to waste my time on anything not important. There is too much to do in this world to waste time on unimportant things.
Beware, O, ye blasted hacker, whomsoever thou art (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 03 2013	Views/Reads: 3151/1956	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Under normal circumstances, I am a rather cool, calm and collected person. I say normal because not everything in my life is normal. It takes a lot to rattle this cage of mine but once rattled lookout whoever rattles it.
True love trumps a romantic fling every time (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 10 2013	Views/Reads: 5055/1972	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
February is the month we celebrate romance. Actually, the only romantic things about me are my ''love handles,'' which is why I have spent so much energy developing them over the years. You think somebody would appreciate them.
As brilliant schemes go, mine didn’t (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 17 2013	Views/Reads: 3253/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Throughout the years, I have come up with a few schemes. None of which has ever done me anything good, and yet I still spend the energy to try to come up with one that will.
As I was saying to myself… (standard:Inspirational stories, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 24 2013	Views/Reads: 3033/1945	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Even God knows that the man He created needs a companion or “help meet” to fulfill his life. Sometimes we are apt to forget the provisions God has made for us. However, if a person comes to the Bible with an open mind and an open heart, he or she will dis
How to have your cake and eat it too (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 05 2013	Views/Reads: 2669/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Somebody came up with the idea that you cannot have your cake and eat it too. I am not sure where that came from, and I am not exactly sure what it means. If I cannot eat my cake, whose cake can I eat?
Excuse me, but I just gotta be me (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 10 2013	Views/Reads: 2470/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I refuse to answer for anybody else because it is a full-time job trying to answer for myself. I must confess though, I sometimes cannot give a good answer for myself. I can give an answer, but not a good one, and when it comes to answers, the Gracious Mi
The proper etiquette for eating an ice cream sundae (standard:Inspirational stories, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 17 2013	Views/Reads: 3098/1908	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Not everybody realizes how important it is to follow protocol. Many Philistines in our society do things so haphazardly that it is a real affront to those of us who know better. There should be a law forbidding such perfunctory behavior. We have a law for
Will the Easter bunny just hop away… Please! (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 24 2013	Views/Reads: 2384/1797	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am what many people refer to as a purist. Many do not understand or know what a purist is so let me explain.
I’ve got Easter on my mind (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 01 2013	Views/Reads: 2665/1831	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not one to boast, at least not about myself unless someone is listening, but I do give some time to exercising the little gray cells in my mind. Many people, no names given, spend most of their time yapping while people like me spend their time nappi
We never needed armed guards, we had Mrs. Ammon (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 07 2013	Views/Reads: 2504/1736	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were watching television listening to a news report and I simply broke out into laughter.
Grouchy Is as Grouchy Growls (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 14 2013	Views/Reads: 2762/1888	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Did you ever have a day when everything went so well that you could not believe you were awake? I have dreams of times when everything goes perfect. Then, I awake to the reality of the world around me. I guess everybody dreams of at least one perfect day.
No known cure for the Yakety-Yak syndrome (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 21 2013	Views/Reads: 2868/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have come to a somber conclusion; more people talk than listen, which is why the world is in the state it is in. I call it the Yakety-Yak syndrome of which there is no known cure.
Why can’t we just have fun? (standard:humor, 895 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 28 2013	Views/Reads: 2567/1798	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some are so caught up in the vanity and vexations of life that they never know what it is like to just enjoy life. Why can’t we just have a little bit of fun?
Now that’s news I can really use (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 13 2013	Views/Reads: 2461/1864	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a terrible confession to get off my chest. It is a secret I have tried to hide from family and friends for years. Up to this point, I have been fairly successful in hiding this but I believe the time has come to clear the air.
And I thought I was confused! (standard:Inspirational stories, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 19 2013	Views/Reads: 2934/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have concluded that life, as it stands out in the public arena, is a very confusing thing. As I watched the news and see scandal after scandal unfold and people trying to dance around the facts so that they come out looking good, I am reminded of how th
The many excuses of a man in midlife crisis (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 27 2013	Views/Reads: 3136/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes it is best to err on the side of caution. This, however, has not always been my modus operandi down through the years. In fact, I am not very good when it comes to practicing anything, just ask the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage.
I was tricked and I thought I was trick proof (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 02 2013	Views/Reads: 2416/1708	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was minding my own business last week, which is the only business I am concerned about, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage posed a question.
Can you hear me now, Uncle Sam? (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 09 2013	Views/Reads: 4555/2683	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can imagine my feelings when I recently found out that good old Uncle Sam was checking up on my phone calls, email messages and the rest of the social networking. Finally, somebody is really watching out for me.
Of Course It's Raining, I Just Washed My Car (standard:humor, 893 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 30 2013	Views/Reads: 2510/1703	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nobody can say I did not warn the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, for all the good my warning did. I am not one to say, "I told you so," but "I told you so."
Trying to keep my sanity in a politically correct world (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 08 2013	Views/Reads: 2537/1775	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
All through my life, I have been awkward when talking to someone of the opposite gender. I had thought by the time I got to this stage of life, post-young, I would have left a lot of this behind. Just when I think I have a good handle on this situation, s
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 14 2013	Views/Reads: 2978/1777	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our country, so it seems, runs on choice. The more choices we have the better we like it. Most people in America pride themselves on the ability to make their own choices.
Rumors of being stranded in the Philippines are highly exaggerated (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 04 2013	Views/Reads: 2680/1687	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my birthday and I decided to celebrate it as low-key as possible. I am at that stage in life where I really do not need presents from anybody reminding me of how old I really am. I know every present represents an obligatory return on the gesture a
Financial Tip of the Week: Pay Attention (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 17 2013	Views/Reads: 4967/2026	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Enjoying a casual evening at home, I reclined in my favorite easy chair reading, while the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was chatting on the telephone. I rarely pay attention to telephone conversations. After all, I only get one side of the conversat
Some Mysteries Are Tough To Solve (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 26 2013	Views/Reads: 4509/1666	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For my wife's birthday (I am not allowed to mention which one) I surprised her with round trip tickets to her family reunion in upper New York State. Out of courtesy to her, I elected not to include myself in her little vacation. After all, it is her fami
I wish we’d all be California foils (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 01 2013	Views/Reads: 4475/1724	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It was my pleasure to take my first trip to California. I heard many rumors about California and particularly the people there.
How fast the shades of summer have faded (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 22 2013	Views/Reads: 4543/1734	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Am I getting old or his time passing faster than it used to? It seems I just settle down to do something and before I know it, it is over.
The summer in my rearview mirror (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 29 2013	Views/Reads: 2538/1922	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I awoke last Tuesday with a strange feeling I had missed something. Not only that, but I was shivering like a polar bear without his pajamas. I knew something was wrong but to put my finger on it was just too early in the morning for me. I like starting m
Is it a fragrance or a stench? (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 13 2013	Views/Reads: 2474/1790	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It does not matter how good I smell on the outside if there is stench on the inside. I want to focus on my inside and make it as fresh as possible. That is the fragrance God smells.
Thumbs up, Thumbs down, Now Everybody Turn around (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 26 2013	Views/Reads: 2720/4	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Flying in an airplane is not my preferred style of transportation. However, flying without an airplane is quite disastrous, if you know what I mean!
Does God Expect Me to Pray For Broccoli (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 02 2013	Views/Reads: 2654/1616	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No prayer is worth praying if it is prayed outside of that righteous zone.
It Was a Charles Dickens Kind of Year (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 01 2013	Views/Reads: 3058/1612	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
While many people are out on a shopping spree to liquidate any cash reserves they might have left, I am taking this time to do a little bit of reflection.
A Grandfather’s Stand on the Father Christmas Hullabaloo (standard:humor, 868 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 22 2013	Views/Reads: 3467/1691	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Normally, I am a mild-mannered person and just to be on the safe side, I stay out of telephone booths. You cannot be too careful, if you know what I mean.
To judge or not to judge that is the dilemma (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 28 2013	Views/Reads: 3363/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have read my Bible over one hundred times throughout my life and I have learned one basic truth that goes along with this. True love always judges without being judgmental.
Cold is as cold feels and I don’t like feeling cold (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 05 2014	Views/Reads: 3411/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was sitting on the back porch sipping an ice-cold tea with a splash of lemon when I received a text from a relative up north. I was enjoying a pleasant afternoon basking in the winter sun of Florida.
Okay, now I remember (standard:Inspirational stories, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 12 2014	Views/Reads: 2894/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Memory is a beautiful thing, that is, when it is working. I must confess there are many times in which my memory is on some kind of a vacation.
How to Deal with Mother Nature’s Cold Shoulder (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 26 2014	Views/Reads: 7451/1605	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a little confession to make. I do not often make public confessions, but confession is good for the soul. My confession, however, has nothing whatsoever to do with my soul. Simply put, I am cold to the bone!
What comes after that kiss? (standard:Inspirational stories, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 09 2014	Views/Reads: 10570/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Quite a few, if not most put a whole lot of credence into a kiss. Much can be argued in favor of this philosophy, but not from me.
Me Tarzan, you Insane! (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 17 2014	Views/Reads: 5138/1596	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Has there ever been a time when there was more chest pounding than today? It is a rare day in May when I get to the point of absolute frustration. These chest pounders do it for me all the time.
To be PC or not to be PC, that is the confusion (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 09 2014	Views/Reads: 10920/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have long ago given up trying to keep up with the Joneses, and not just because they have moved away. I have a hard enough time trying to keep up with myself, let alone trying to figure out what somebody else is doing so I can top them at it.
In praise of crazy (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 15 2014	Views/Reads: 14381/1587	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I made the mistake the other night of complaining out loud. It is one thing to complain under your breath so that nobody hears you or knows what you are complaining about. But when you complain out loud, then you run the chance of somebody hearing you.
A wonderful chocolate fantasy (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 22 2014	Views/Reads: 8298/1644	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Within the confines of our blissful domicile, an ongoing controversy has all but come to an end. I like it when things are solved and I happen to be right. This time I was right. After all, if it is on TV it must be right!
Where have all the men in white hats gone? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 30 2014	Views/Reads: 2937/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I was growing up you could always tell who the good men were by the white hats they wore. Bad men always wore black hats. That made it rather convenient for those of us who were watching so we knew who would be winning at the end. When you were in tr
Why I am happy to pay my taxes and other mendacities (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 06 2014	Views/Reads: 2877/1608	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Last week I was getting along just fine. Things were being accomplished and I was rather enjoying myself. Dutifully, I was checking off item after item on my "to-do-list." I love it when a plan comes together. However, at the top of my exuberanc
A pedicure that cured all my pet peeves (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 13 2014	Views/Reads: 3037/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes a proud spirit gets in the way of healthy living. When I think too much of myself I have too much of myself to think of.
I am on a roll so don’t rock my boat (standard:humor, 945 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 20 2014	Views/Reads: 2794/1679	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had one of those weeks where everything went exactly as planned? Well, neither have I, except for last week. I do not know what was going on last week, all I know is everything went according to plan. My plan, that is. I was on a roll.
And then it was May (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 27 2014	Views/Reads: 2305/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Time is a commodity either you spend it or lose it. The bad part is once you lose it you can never get it back. Enjoy today, it’s the only today you have.
My Mother's Day card quandary (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 04 2014	Views/Reads: 2327/1645	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Another year has gone by and I find myself facing the same quandary I faced last year. I was hoping somehow this year would be different, but, alas, it is not. Many people complain about how fast things are changing, I complain about those things that do
Why mothers would make good politicians (standard:Inspirational stories, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 11 2014	Views/Reads: 2742/1792	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In looking forward to Mother's Day, I could not help but think about the mess our country is in right now. Not that messes remind me of mothers in particular, but honesty compels me to admit they are good at cleaning up messes. And, the messes they cleanu
Why did God give us coffee (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 17 2014	Views/Reads: 2320/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I really do not know why God gave us coffee, but I do know God's character is of such a nature that it never diminishes His ability to bless me each day.
Just don’t call me on Monday! (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 25 2014	Views/Reads: 2252/1625	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Those who know me would agree that I am cool, calm, and collected, although not in that order. It takes quite a bit to razzle me and get me out of sync with my inner harmony. No matter what happens, I can always find something to amuse me and to laugh it
The War on Common Sense (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 01 2014	Views/Reads: 2325/1630	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Listening to news programs, particularly the yakity-yak-my-view-is-the-only-right-view programs you might come away with the idea that there is a war on everything.
The switch on my behind saved time (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 08 2014	Views/Reads: 2261/1578	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My father was a rather reserved person. He did not have much to say except when he was talking about his hunting or fishing adventures, and to hear from him. It was always an adventure. When he got started on one of his stories, you better just sit back a
Swallowing pride or eating crow are both bitter pills to swallow (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 15 2014	Views/Reads: 2352/1673	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Swallowing pride or eating crow is not my idea of a delightful repast but it can be the beginning of something good.
The Haves, the Have Nots and the Whatnots (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 22 2014	Views/Reads: 2295/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to politics, I am as confused as the politicians themselves. I do not like to discuss politics because I do not understand it and just as soon as you understand one opinion, everything changes and you do not know where you are at. Just as so
In Honor of the True Patriots (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 29 2014	Views/Reads: 2210/1565	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our problem today is that we have confused Caesar with God and no longer understand the difference. The problem is, Caesar does not have all the answers, but God does. The reign of Caesar has collapsed, but God is still on the throne, Almighty God is He.
Have a blessed day; now fire me if you dare! (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 06 2014	Views/Reads: 2217/1679	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must confess to a severe case of poverty. I never took a vow of poverty; it just seems to have worked out that way for me. I am so poor the church mice have packed their bags and moved on. If I knew where they moved to, I might join them.
“Let It Go, Let Go, Let It Go” (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 13 2014	Views/Reads: 2471/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This year I celebrate my 20th year as a practicing grandfather. I am not sure that after 20 years I know anything more about being a grandfather than I did before. I have not found any books written on how to be a grandfather, maybe I should write one. I
A Year Older but Not That Much Smarter (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 20 2014	Views/Reads: 2183/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You are only young once but you can be old for a very long time. I am learning to live with it.
It Was a Shoofly Pie Celebration Weekend (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 17 2014	Views/Reads: 2353/1605	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Celebrating the delicacies of life enable us to survive the adversities of life.
What did the bugs do before I came? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 24 2014	Views/Reads: 2148/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
So many things in this world bug me, but I have something greater to look forward to, a place called heaven.
A Severe Case of Yuckitis (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 30 2014	Views/Reads: 2152/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is hard to discipline yourself to do only those things that edify other people. That is the challenge of the Christian life.
Cleaning up Messes, Parsonage Style (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 07 2014	Views/Reads: 2379/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My way has to be in complete harmony with His way or my life will be completely destroyed.
Closer Than My Cell Phone (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 13 2014	Views/Reads: 2218/1591	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My comfort rests in the fact that God is closer to me than my cell phone.
The Thing I Miss the Most about Summer (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 21 2014	Views/Reads: 2277/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One man’s winter is another man’s summer and the joy of life is learning to appreciate what you may not really like.
People, after All, Are Just People (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 28 2014	Views/Reads: 2232/1587	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is comforting to know that people, after all, are just people and I count myself to be one of those “just people.”
If Everything Goes Right Something’s Wrong (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 05 2014	Views/Reads: 2231/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everything does not have to go right for me to rejoice in the goodness of the Lord.
It’s Hard Being a Gentleman in Today’s World (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 12 2014	Views/Reads: 2142/1596	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My standard of behavior is not set by the people around me, but by the Word of God that is within me.
Nobody Is As Good As Their Selfie (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 19 2014	Views/Reads: 2334/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must confess I am not up to date with the latest technical gizmos. So much technology is around today that I believe most people have really lost their identity. I do not think they will soon recover.
I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 25 2014	Views/Reads: 2265/1700	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I think that is rather hypocritical.
There Is Something to Be Said for Boredom (standard:humor, 898 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 02 2014	Views/Reads: 2250/1696	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Boredom is something that most people do not really appreciate. It always has a negative connotation, but in the right perspective, boredom can be a reward for lots of activity.
The Longest Day of My Life (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 09 2014	Views/Reads: 2932/1783	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When my mind is on the Lord, I don’t mind anything else in the world.
What It Was, Was Basketball (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 16 2014	Views/Reads: 2328/1600	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When we step out of the world of competition and quiet ourselves a bit, we begin to appreciate the reality, especially the reality in Jesus Christ.
The Early Turkey Gets the Gobble (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 23 2014	Views/Reads: 2247/1674	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Good intentions have never taken away the sting of doing something wrong, especially when you are caught.
Naughty Is As Naughty Does (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 13 2014	Views/Reads: 2271/1664	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not naughty unless someone connected with my wife sees me. Because I firmly believe, one person’s naughty is another person’s apple fritter. No names revealed.
Do Christmas Temptations Really Count? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 21 2014	Views/Reads: 2271/4	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Temptations never count unless for some reason I yield to the temptation.
What It Was, Was Fruitcake (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 28 2014	Views/Reads: 2232/1690	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The period between November 1 and January 1 happens to be my favorite time frame. Oh yes, there is the idea of Christmas and Christmas presents and all of that. I certainly enjoy Christmas with my family and friends.
Everything New Gets Old Too Soon (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 04 2015	Views/Reads: 2218/1653	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I can’t be young again but I can enjoy what God has put in front of me today.
Whatever Happened to an Old-Fashioned Handshake? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 11 2015	Views/Reads: 2165/1614	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must confess I do have some old-fashioned biases. I would be the first to admit I’m not up to date on the latest fad or trend.
A Penny for Your Thoughts (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 18 2015	Views/Reads: 2201/1642	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some things in life you cannot put a price on, it is a joy to discover those things and sometimes those things are people.
For Sale: One Lying Bathroom Mirror (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 25 2015	Views/Reads: 2250/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If someone would like a mirror that insists on telling the truth, I have one for sale.
Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 01 2015	Views/Reads: 2141/1665	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God has a marvelous way of taking our attention away from the trials of this world and feast our thoughts on Him.
A Box of Valentine Chocolates Never Misses Its Target (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 08 2015	Views/Reads: 2242/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I'm not sure who came up with the idea of giving your "Sweetheart" a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day, but I would like to shake his hand sometime. Of all the gizmos, doodads and gimmicks in the wide world, this one tops them all.
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 15 2015	Views/Reads: 2164/1619	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This year I celebrate another birthday. I hate to say it, but this is getting rather monotonous. Every year I celebrate my birthday. Of course, when the year comes around with no birthday to celebrate everybody will know what has happened.
Any Day without snow is a good day (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 22 2015	Views/Reads: 2121/1654	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Most of the people who believe in global warming do not believe in God. Those of us who do believe in God, however, rest in the truth that this world belongs to Him and He is going to take right good care of it.
Born with a Screwdriver in My Hand (standard:humor, 894 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 01 2015	Views/Reads: 2069/1617	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I think the biggest compliment I could ever receive or give, for that matter, is what Paul is implying here. Simply put; think before you fall.
How Old Is Too Old? (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 07 2015	Views/Reads: 2219/1717	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not old; I am just mature for my age.
Why Women Live Longer Than Men (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 16 2015	Views/Reads: 2139/1590	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Perhaps the primary reason women live longer than a man is that women lie about their age. But you didn't hear it from me.
It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame (standard:humor, 917 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 22 2015	Views/Reads: 2105/1631	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes, one strike and you are out.
What’s Wrong with Having a “Blessed” Day? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 29 2015	Views/Reads: 2099/1604	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
So, whoever you are, I say without any apologies whatsoever, “Have a blessed day.”
For some, Easter is a hop and a skip (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 05 2015	Views/Reads: 2061/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Many people hop over the truth, skip around reality and never find the real purpose of God's intention for them.
Preparation and execution of my income tax return (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 11 2015	Views/Reads: 2110/1617	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some people think they can write their own ticket when it comes to God, forgetting God has established rules and regulations that apply to everyone.
Why Grin When You Can Laugh out Loud (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 19 2015	Views/Reads: 2080/1562	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I refuse to go through life with a strained grin on my face. I choose to laugh out loud and invite the whole world to laugh with me.
When Did Cute Stop Being Cute? (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 26 2015	Views/Reads: 2173/1644	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I like to think that under all of the grimacing and scowling and wrinkles there is that cute little boy that was once me.
I'd Give Her a Piece of My Mind If I Had Any to Spare (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 03 2015	Views/Reads: 2192/1721	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am going to protect my mind and use it wisely because it is all I got.
Thank God I'm a Country Pastor (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 10 2015	Views/Reads: 2131/1574	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
We are in danger of losing our country life and when we do, we will lose our Country.
Those Magnificent May Flowers (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 17 2015	Views/Reads: 2087/1661	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The trials of life have a purpose that may not be evident at the time, but given enough time, those “April showers” will bring some of those marvelous “May flowers.”
I May Be Odd but One Day I’ll Get Even (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 24 2015	Views/Reads: 2204/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may appear to be “acting odd,” but I am really simply just odd. I think I can rightly say that I am the “Wizard of Odd.”
A Waist Is a Terrible Thing to Mind (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 01 2015	Views/Reads: 2138/1654	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If the Lord can handle my size, I need not listen to anybody else.
I’m Totally Tired With El Negativity (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 07 2015	Views/Reads: 2317/1646	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I know can we cannot be 100% positive, but I think we should focus a little more on the positive and really enjoy the rest God has for us.
Where Have All the Fathers Gone? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 14 2015	Views/Reads: 2275/1621	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Around this time of the year, my thoughts wander back to my father. He has been gone quite a spell but his memory lingers. I often wonder what he would think of what is happening in our world today if he were to come back.
And Then It Was Summer (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 29 2015	Views/Reads: 2250/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is easy to get all caught up with the activities of the world around, but it takes a lot of discipline to really “rest in the Lord.”
Why Can’t Summer Be Forever? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 12 2015	Views/Reads: 2135/1517	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Of all the seasons in the year, summer has to be my favorite. I am reminded of an uncle of mine who, when asked what his favorite piece of pie was, always said, “The one I’m eating at the time.”
Then the Birthday Card Arrived (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 19 2015	Views/Reads: 2180/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how old I get, God will always be faithful to His Word.
Dancing In The Summer Rain (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 02 2015	Views/Reads: 2285/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is the time of the year when rain is a frequent visitor, especially in the afternoon. It is then that a person is tempted to go outside and dance in the rain. One famous singer was so caught up with a rainy afternoon that he did his famous, "Sin
Birthdays, anniversaries and other things I usually forget (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 16 2015	Views/Reads: 2174/1566	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every great marriage is based upon forgetting and remembering the right things.
It’s Hard Being a Fool When There’s So Much Competition (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 06 2015	Views/Reads: 2175/1488	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some people deny God until they need help. Then, they call out to God. The wise man does not deny God, but pulls Him into his daily living experience.
If Everything Is Coming up Roses, What About All the Thorns? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 13 2015	Views/Reads: 2135/1534	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Just like a rose bush, life has its share of thorns. Between those thorns are roses, which make the thorns worthwhile.
I Really Meant to Behave Myself (standard:humor, 1816 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 19 2015	Views/Reads: 2104/1638	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I always mean to behave myself, but often there are too many other options.
If Only I Would've Thought of That (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 27 2015	Views/Reads: 2056/1489	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I am going to think, I want my thoughts to honor God and not be just about myself.
I Am so Done with Summer (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 04 2015	Views/Reads: 2108/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may be done was summer, but thankfully, God is not done with me. And what memories I have about Him.
I’m so Itchy I Don’t Know Where to Start Scratching (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 12 2015	Views/Reads: 2079/1491	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Procrastination never scratches where it really itches.
It was the worst of times and it was the worster of times (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 19 2015	Views/Reads: 2014/1486	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In reality, no day is any worse than any other day.
Say It Ain't so, Dear (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 25 2015	Views/Reads: 2048/1448	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I discovered that what a person thinks about reveals a lot about who they really are.
The Many Funny Faces of the Season (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 01 2015	Views/Reads: 2133/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Things look blurry now but one day we have the assurance that we will see things clearly and know things perfectly.
In My New Diet All I Lost Was Interest (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 15 2015	Views/Reads: 2159/1542	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not so much the fruit on the table as it is the fruit in my life that delights God.
Too Much Turkey And Not Enough Gravy (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 22 2015	Views/Reads: 2118/1526	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Like gravy, many things we overlook and consider insignificant God uses for His glory.
Another Thanksgiving under My Belt (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 29 2015	Views/Reads: 2037/1487	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God never exaggerates His love for me, it is the same yesterday, and today and forever.
My Christmas “Miss-Her-Toe” Celebration (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 13 2015	Views/Reads: 2175/1569	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Tis the season to reflect on all the work that our hands have found to do during the past year. The Christmas tree is just a symbol of working together and it is always the outcome that matters not the process.
The Christmasfication of our home (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 20 2015	Views/Reads: 2178/1489	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Jesus is the Christmasfication of every home. Apart from him, Christmas is just an empty holiday.
A new look at the old year (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 27 2015	Views/Reads: 2076/1483	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes it is better to suffer wrongfully for a good purpose.
An Old Geezer Faces Another New Year (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 02 2016	Views/Reads: 2136/1482	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Just because something is new does not mean it is better and just because something is old does not mean it needs to be replaced. In fact, our country needs to get back to those “old paths.
The New Year Calls for a New Mirror (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 09 2016	Views/Reads: 2142/1557	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not outward appearances that are that important, but rather that I do those things that are pleasing unto the Lord.
There Is No Known Cure for Happy-itis (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 16 2016	Views/Reads: 2242/1536	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There is more to life than being happy, but not much more. Happiness comes from deep inside and flows to the outside so everybody can see it and benefit from it.
Now I Lay Me down to Count Sheep (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 24 2016	Views/Reads: 2102/1458	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The more I try to do something, like sleep, the less successful I am. What I need to learn to do is to give everything over to God and trust Him.
Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 31 2016	Views/Reads: 2050/1466	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how hard you search for something, if it is not there, you will never find it. With God, it is a different story. When we truly seek Him, we always find Him.
Will There Be Cell Phones in Heaven? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 07 2016	Views/Reads: 2065/1467	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Long before cell phones were ever thought of, God had a plan for us communicating with Him. All I need is to “call upon” God and His promises that He “will deliver” me. What more does a person need?
For a Short Month, February is rather busy (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 20 2016	Views/Reads: 2098/1524	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every season has a purpose, finding that purpose is one of the great challenges of life. Celebration is a time to think about where you are and how far you have come and who shared the journey with you.
Excuse me, but I just gotta be me (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 28 2016	Views/Reads: 2055/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Many people say they love God and yet it is all an act. It is easy to love somebody you cannot see but hard to love a brother right in front of you.
Tread Lightly in that Sacred Area (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 06 2016	Views/Reads: 1982/1462	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The most sacred area is my body and if I am a Christian, belongs to God. Violating that sacred area, I am answerable to God.
Will the Fat Lady PLEASE sing? (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 13 2016	Views/Reads: 2102/1388	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
To have what Solomon calls a patient spirit, is an admirable goal, and I work on it as hard as I can but I know that my hope is not in the “political cycle” but in the Lord Jesus Christ alone.
It's Good Friday, but Sunday's a comin’ (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 20 2016	Views/Reads: 1989/1474	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As we celebrate Good Friday, a very special day, remember that its goodness comes from the following Sunday when Jesus rose victoriously over sin and the grave.
Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 27 2016	Views/Reads: 2046/1445	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There are times when a person needs to be serious and then there are times when a little dab of foolery will do you. To be serious all the time can lead, according to my grandfather, to a serious nervous breakdown. Who in the world wants that!
Are Cows Really Holy? (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 03 2016	Views/Reads: 2126/1439	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can tell a lot about a person by the words and phrases they use. Of course, most use words and phrases they have no idea what they mean. Perhaps they heard somebody else say these words or phrases and so they incorporated them into their vocabulary, w
I Don’t Get Headaches, I Give Them (standard:humor, 919 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 09 2016	Views/Reads: 2125/1464	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was complaining that she had a headache and did not know how to get rid of it. At first I thought she was referring to the other person who lived in the parsonage with her, but I soon discovered she had a headache an
Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 17 2016	Views/Reads: 2011/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As long as we have leaders who look to themselves for wisdom, our country will never go in the right direction.
I Lost My Mind But I Really Haven’t Missed It (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 24 2016	Views/Reads: 2070/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may have lost my mind, but my real focus in life is to lose myself in the mind of Christ.
Laying my Mother's Day cards on the table (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 01 2016	Views/Reads: 2120/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Of all the thousands of Mother's Day cards I have purchased throughout the years, I must honestly confess they have all been worth it.
Why Mothers Would Make Good Politicians (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 08 2016	Views/Reads: 1962/1465	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God knew exactly what he was doing when he put together a marvelous creature we now know as Mother.
My Amazing Fascination with Summer (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 15 2016	Views/Reads: 2019/1411	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If there is a time for work, then there should be plenty of time for rest. If I don’t get my rest, how can I do the work that I have to do?
It Was Lights out at the Old Parsonage (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 23 2016	Views/Reads: 2022/1402	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Many times, we never miss something until it is no longer available. I do not want that to happen to me concerning God’s grace and mercy in my life.
Ready, Set, Now Go for It (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 29 2016	Views/Reads: 2202/1494	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am poised, and ready to face the summer with all the loafing I can experience.
Is Confession Really Good for the Soul? (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 05 2016	Views/Reads: 2071/1400	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The experience of God’s wonderful forgiveness is based upon my confession.
Go Ahead - Make Dad's Day (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 12 2016	Views/Reads: 1984/1444	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This year, my advice is, whatever it costs, go ahead and make dad's day. He deserves it.
Not Smart Enough to Be an Idiot (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 19 2016	Views/Reads: 2019/1370	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I suppose I can’t help being an idiot, but I certainly don’t have to be a fool as Solomon describes it.
The Squirrel and Birds Controversy (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 11 2016	Views/Reads: 2019/1412	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I know some controversies cannot be settled, but I think a good relationship deserves coming to some point of agreement.
How Many Mondays Are There in One Week? (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 17 2016	Views/Reads: 2008/1362	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everybody has their definition of a perfect day, but I choose to rest in God’s definition of a perfect day.
Pleeeease Don’t Say You’ll Go Fight For Me, Mr. Candidate (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 31 2016	Views/Reads: 2079/1431	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I can always count on God to fight my battles.
It’s Hot… And I Love It (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 21 2016	Views/Reads: 1947/1435	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every cloud has a silver lining, and sometimes you have to really work hard to find that silver lining.
How fast the shades of summer have faded (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 28 2016	Views/Reads: 2043/1419	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Time goes by so quickly that a person hardly has enough time to really appreciate the time that they have.
The Vegetable War in the Parsonage (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 05 2016	Views/Reads: 2061/1390	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If my body is the temple of God, as the Bible declares, I need to treat it with respect and whatever I do, I need to do it to the glory of God.
Pardon My French, S’il Vous Plaît (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 11 2016	Views/Reads: 2000/1402	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Having the right word and understanding it is the glory of living.
Thoughts, Plots and Other Dangerous Activities (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 18 2016	Views/Reads: 1941/1413	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When my thoughts focus on Christ, it lifts me above my circumstances.
Pursuing A Course In Apple-Fritterology (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 25 2016	Views/Reads: 1953/1398	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One of the joys of life when somebody is frustrating you is to return the favor.
Bad Breath Ain’t Always That Bad (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 02 2016	Views/Reads: 2086/4	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am always super sensitive about my breath. I try to take care of it, but at times, I’m a little bit off schedule. I really do not know when my breath is really bad. For me, I only know my breath is bad when the person standing in front of me passes o
Get me to the airport on time (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 09 2016	Views/Reads: 1888/1326	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There is no time like the present and as someone said, “This is the first day of the rest of my life.” I am going to celebrate my “Now” with all the energy I have.
Where Have All the Clowns Gone? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 16 2016	Views/Reads: 1838/1273	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Why will some people take something that other people get pleasure from and turn it into something negative? Only a corrupt mind would do this.
A Cup of Joe Says a Lot About Us (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 23 2016	Views/Reads: 2235/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I really do not know why God gave us coffee, but I do know God's character is of such a nature that it never diminishes His ability to bless me each day.
How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 30 2016	Views/Reads: 1910/1315	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes giving back what you get can bring you to a certain level of joy you did not have before.
Apart from That, I’m Doing Fine! (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 06 2016	Views/Reads: 1962/1279	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Prayer is not meaningless gibberish, but faith-focused asking.
The Sound of Crickets Chirping in the Backyard (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 13 2016	Views/Reads: 2000/1332	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Noise has become a daily experience for many people today. From morning until night, we are surrounded by noise of all kinds. People have gotten accustomed to an atmosphere of noise. For my part, I am just a little bit tired of all the noise. What would l
Thanksgiving quandary: roast turkey or lame duck (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 20 2016	Views/Reads: 1910/1291	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best way to celebrate Thanksgiving is to recognize the wonderful work God has done for our salvation, which did not come without the ultimate cost, the sacrifice of His Son. This was done once and for all.
The Only Contest I Really Win Each Year (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 27 2016	Views/Reads: 2003/1405	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Between now and the end of the year our house is going to be a mad dash for the stores in preparation for Christmas. This time of the year, I lay low and try to be as invisible as possible. If I hide in the shadows of the parsonage and do not speak, I am
Some Things Are Just Personal (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 04 2016	Views/Reads: 2094/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The greatest challenge in life is to discover your purpose, and no matter how anybody else thinks about it, you stick to it and do it for the glory of God.
The Merrification of Christmas (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 11 2016	Views/Reads: 2052/1342	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The key ingredient of “Merry” is rest and only Jesus can give the rest that creates a merry spirit.
‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS... (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 17 2016	Views/Reads: 1917/1270	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every family has those traditions and days that help define their family. I personally know some families (although I shall not divulge any names unless there is enough cash present) that are adequately defined by April 1.
Another Christmas up the Chimney (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 24 2016	Views/Reads: 1998/1364	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It hardly seems possible that another Christmas has come and gone. I think it comes quicker than it goes, but then that is just my opinion.
Is The Cup Half Empty or Half Full? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 01 2017	Views/Reads: 2079/1465	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In the midst of all your supposed confusion, sit back, take a deep breath and give thanks to God for his grace in accepting you as you are.
It's déjà vu all over again (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 08 2017	Views/Reads: 1990/1359	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will leave the creation of "new," to the one who knows how to make all things new.
Everything old is getting older still (standard:humor, 920 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 16 2017	Views/Reads: 2031/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I will never get too old to trust the Lord with all my heart.
Did Someone Just Hack My Thermometer? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 22 2017	Views/Reads: 2006/1379	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not like to complain (except on certain occasions when nobody is listening) but I am not too happy with the weather these days. I have never felt so cold before.
Why Did God Give Us Winter? (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 30 2017	Views/Reads: 1905/1362	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Living in Florida my idea of winter is anytime the temperature drops below 60°. At that point, I do the shiver-me-timbers dance. You don’t want to know!
I’m Not a Coffeeholic, or Am I? (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 04 2017	Views/Reads: 1963/1397	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing smells better in the morning than a fresh pot of coffee in the kitchen. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage has it set so that at a certain time in the morning, the coffee begins brewing and we wake up to that wonderful aroma.
The Strange Myth of Multitasking (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 12 2017	Views/Reads: 1989/1349	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have been pondering a delicate question this week. Why is it I can only do one thing at a time? If only I could do several things at a time, I could get more accomplished.
I’ll Do It First Thing Tomorrow (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 19 2017	Views/Reads: 2009/1389	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You would think being a husband as long as I have been I would have learned the fine art of negotiating with my wife. And trust me, it is an artistic creation.
Where in the World Does Time Go? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 26 2017	Views/Reads: 2015/1346	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I remember my grandfather telling me that the older you get the faster time flies. Laughing at him at the time I thought it was another of his little stories he loved telling.
What Time Is It, Really? (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 04 2017	Views/Reads: 1953/1311	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Waiting on God’s time is the wisest use of our time knowing that he has all things in hand.
Hearing and Listening Are Not Necessarily the Same (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 12 2017	Views/Reads: 2115/1377	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may be hearing what my wife is saying, but I may not be listening to what she is saying. The not listening is what really gets you into trouble.
Would You Like A Burp With That Hiccup? (standard:humor, 924 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 18 2017	Views/Reads: 1963/1370	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Looking at the alarm clock by my bedside, it clearly read 2:37 a.m. The loud buzzing sound was not in my head after all. Who in the world could be calling me at this hour of the night?
A Suspicious Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 25 2017	Views/Reads: 1838/1250	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have discovered over the years several types of minds. The “open mind” which catches everything except the truth. The “analytical mind” which organizes everything to the point of sterility. The “closed mind” which you can bounce ideas and they never sti
All My Friends Are Getting Old (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 02 2017	Views/Reads: 1899/1285	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Getting old seems to be a long and slow process. The longer it goes the older you get. I didn’t really think I was getting old until a few weeks ago I was visiting with some friends from high school. You know those old high school friends that you had
The High Cost Of Speaking Your Mind (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 09 2017	Views/Reads: 1868/1282	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The old saying goes that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. However, I’m surprised the old dog doesn’t know the old tricks. What good is a new trick if you have not really mastered and learned from the old tricks?
Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 15 2017	Views/Reads: 1837/1266	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Occasionally, life gives you a moment that compensates for every other moment in your life.
Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order (standard:humor, 924 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 23 2017	Views/Reads: 1842/1312	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is inevitable that quandaries will come. Some from out of the blue and some of my own creation. The comforting truth is, God will always "revive me" in His own special way.
Mother Said There’d Be Days Like This (standard:humor, 917 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 01 2017	Views/Reads: 1868/1278	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My own mother gave me some splendid advice when I was growing up. Unfortunately, much of Mom’s advice shed light on nothing. Absolutely nothing at all.
“You Can’t Have Your Cake and Eat It Too” (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 07 2017	Views/Reads: 2135/1270	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must be careful that I am using words that encourage people rather than confuse them.
My Advice: Twice Is Just As Nice (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 15 2017	Views/Reads: 1819/1265	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Bible is a marvelous book that bears repeating. The more I read it, the more I enjoy it.
Where Do You Look When She’s Lost Her Voice? (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 21 2017	Views/Reads: 1848/1240	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing is more wonderful than hearing the voice of the one you love.
A Mystery Of Murderous Distortions (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 27 2017	Views/Reads: 1855/1367	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Being happy with yourself on the inside is much better than being happy with yourself on the outside.
And The Award Goes To… (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 04 2017	Views/Reads: 1761/1284	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Imagine getting an award for completing the third grade! I cannot remember any such thing when I was going to grade school. Our great award was leaving school and going home in the afternoon. It just doesn’t get any better than that.
Two In A Row Okay, But Three Is Suspicious (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 11 2017	Views/Reads: 1852/1350	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not know the story behind the apple fritters, but I certainly rejoice in those apple fritters.
Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 18 2017	Views/Reads: 1935/1373	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must say that my wife and I are good partners in just about everything except in this area of relaxation. However, every good relationship has its opposites. The important thing is to recognize the opposite and not allow that to define the relationship.
To Stink, or Not to Stink, That is the Question (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 25 2017	Views/Reads: 1885/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You can clean up all you want to but if you are still wearing rotten shoes you still stink.
I Was Just Thinking (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 02 2017	Views/Reads: 1871/1266	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thinking is not my strong suit by any stretch of the imagination. Every time I start thinking, I either get a headache or get into trouble. I’m not sure which is worse, the headache or the trouble.
Did I Just Blow My Cover? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 09 2017	Views/Reads: 1817/1286	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Life has been rather good to me in many respects. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I are a wonderful team and have been for so many years; I’m not allowed to say how many.
Go Ahead, Call Me If You Dare (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 16 2017	Views/Reads: 1827/1324	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
With all the agitation in the world, a person is sometimes tempted to get all caught up with bitterness and anger. I have learned the hard way, that the best way to deal with agitation is to make fun of it so that somebody laughs, particularly me.
The Amazing Wonder of A.G.E. (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 23 2017	Views/Reads: 1805/1265	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One of the great privileges in life is to earn that “grey head.” More important, to use that grey head in a positive, affirmative fashion.
As Summers Go, This One Is Going (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 30 2017	Views/Reads: 1846/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
During my high school career I was no thespian, however, I could act the fool when called upon. My friend was the thespian and starred in our senior high school play, "Finian's Rainbow." One of the musical numbers was, "When I'm not near th
A Discount by Any Other Name (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 06 2017	Views/Reads: 1972/1385	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some people take life way too seriously. If you know what to laugh at, it certainly will medicate your soul to the point of joyfulness.
Celebration Has Become a Way of Life for Me (standard:humor, 924 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 20 2017	Views/Reads: 1856/1313	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best celebration that I know of is feasting upon that “living bread” which is none other than Jesus Christ.
I Didn’t Win $750 Million (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 27 2017	Views/Reads: 1837/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It would be wonderful to win $750 million, but after all, it is only money and eventually that money runs out. God’s pleasure never runs out.
If "All Things Are Possible,” Why Can't I Balance My Checkbook? (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 03 2017	Views/Reads: 1912/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For the most part, many people are sitting around waiting for God to balance their checkbook when He has put the pencil in their hands.
My Sneeze Is No Gentle Breeze (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 11 2017	Views/Reads: 1804/1267	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It has been days (or has it been years) since I have enjoyed a sneeze free day. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage told me it is simply that time of the year and I should learn to deal with it. "After all," she opined, "you're not
Those Annoying Sounds of Silence (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 17 2017	Views/Reads: 1790/1312	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I only have one chance to rejoice and be glad in today, and I’m going to take it as much as I can.
Normal Isn’t All It’s Cracked up to Be (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 25 2017	Views/Reads: 1744/1268	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Could it be that normal is what a person defines it to be?
One Good Deed Deserves A Kick In The Pants (standard:humor, 919 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 01 2017	Views/Reads: 1791/1288	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Have you ever had the feeling that any good deed you try is counteracted by a good swift kick in the pants?
Why I Am Suspicious of All Yard Sales (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 09 2017	Views/Reads: 1773/1295	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One of the passions that I really do not have is going to yard sales. The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage is another story.
Why Did I Get Up This Morning? (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 15 2017	Views/Reads: 1804/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I rejoiced all the way back to my car. At least I wasn’t late.
Have You Seen My Glasses? And Other Trick Questions (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 22 2017	Views/Reads: 1766/1258	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The only person who asks more questions than a lawyer is the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. I am not saying that questions are bad, at least not all of them. What I am saying is, some questions can be trick questions.
Is the Whole World Crazy or Is It Just Me? (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 29 2017	Views/Reads: 1706/1211	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
We sure could use a world that treats other people the way they themselves would like to be treated.
This Fall Was a Major Trip for Me (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 05 2017	Views/Reads: 1725/1182	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This past week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage said to me rather casually, “I guess you know today is November?” She’s always joking with me and I assumed this was one of her jokes.
As The Cookie Crumbles, So Do My Excuses (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 12 2017	Views/Reads: 1679/1203	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Several weeks ago, I was at home alone when the doorbell rang. I answered the door to find representatives from a local Girl Scout troop doing what they do so well; selling Girl Scout cookies.
Poor As I Am, All I Can Give Is Thanks (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 19 2017	Views/Reads: 1791/1224	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how much coin I have in my pocket, giving thanks is the richest thing I could possibly give.
Black Friday Always Results in Red Monday (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 26 2017	Views/Reads: 1777/1257	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may not be very good at giving presents, but I’m trying to become a better giver of thanks to God.
Nice Is a Matter of Perspective (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 03 2017	Views/Reads: 1720/1247	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
To please God in everything I do is the great ambition of my life. I know that I cannot please God and other people at the same time.
Santa Claus Hasn’t Received My Letter yet! (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 10 2017	Views/Reads: 1833/1254	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The most important thing about the Christian life is not what God gives you, but rather that he gives you himself. Relationships are a great deal more important than possessions.
Behold, the Christmas Grinch Cometh (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 17 2017	Views/Reads: 1830/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Christmas means that God provided redemption for all humanity. Jesus is the real reason for the season.
The Year Slipped into the Silence of the Night (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 24 2017	Views/Reads: 1880/1346	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Cherishing good memories makes the New Year that much more exciting.
As The Old Year Fades, So Does My Memory (standard:humor, 916 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 31 2017	Views/Reads: 1696/1294	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not important how much I can remember about the past, as long as I do not forget to set Christ before me in all I do in the coming year.
Back in the Saddle Again…and Again (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 07 2018	Views/Reads: 1789/1295	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is not my first rodeo when it comes to New Years. I have ridden this Bronco so many times I cannot remember how many. Well, I can remember, but I am not going to let that slip. Something to do with a New Year’s Resolution.
I’m In Leftover Heaven (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 14 2018	Views/Reads: 1710/1199	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Even in my spiritual life when God blesses me, there are leftovers people around can enjoy. A life so blessed, blesses everybody around.
The Only Exercise I Get Is Shivering in the Cold (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 20 2018	Views/Reads: 1740/1187	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best exercise, of course is spiritual. Exercising my faith in God is the most important thing in my life.
What Time Is It Really? (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 28 2018	Views/Reads: 1743/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The time is now to really understand that our salvation is in Jesus Christ. Nothing could be more timely then focusing on Christ.
Please, Just Let Me Grow Old! (standard:humor, 917 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 04 2018	Views/Reads: 1766/1218	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
After a day of watching stupid TV programs and commercials, I have only one comment. Please, just let me get old!
A Bug on the Plate Is Worth How Much? (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 11 2018	Views/Reads: 1733/1185	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes God allows things to happen to see if we really have joy in our hearts. I must confess that at this luncheon I did have joy in my heart.
Oh, Dem Golden Tones Of Silence (standard:humor, 916 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 18 2018	Views/Reads: 1755/1204	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Silence may be golden but it does not compare to the silver trumpet of grandchildren all talking at the same time.
Looking for Money in All the Wrong Pockets (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 25 2018	Views/Reads: 1799/1281	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how hard you search for something, if it is not there, you will never find it. But with God it is a different story. When we truly seek him, we always find him.
Wishing Can Be Hazardous to Your Health (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 06 2018	Views/Reads: 1615/1154	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It’s very easy to complain about something that you are going through, but when you see someone else going through something worse, it is a point to which you can really thank God. My thanks to God is not based upon good times, but rather the faithfulness
“Can I Get an Amen?” (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 11 2018	Views/Reads: 1749/1205	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As I was sitting in my chair nursing my pain, I came to at least one conclusion. I am not going to ask people how they are unless I really want to know how they are.
When I’m beside Myself, I’m in Bad Company (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 18 2018	Views/Reads: 1799/1254	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes, what my hand “findeth to do” is not the right thing to do and gets me into trouble.
Spring Has Sprung a Leak This Year (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 25 2018	Views/Reads: 1722/1241	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One of the hardest things in my life to do is to simply trust God for everything in my life. When I try to control things in my life, I always make a mess. Just ask the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage.
A healthy dose of medicine for the soul (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 07 2018	Views/Reads: 1716/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A large segment of the human population takes things way too seriously for their own good. The strange anomaly is that most people laugh at the wrong thing and fail to laugh at the right thing. This serious incongruity has robbed people of a healthy attit
The Easter Bunny That Got Away (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 15 2018	Views/Reads: 1621/1212	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes we confuse the two and in that confusion, we cause alarm. I want to be able to differentiate between the Bunny element and the rat element in my life so that I can have peace and tranquility.
My Somber Longing for Summer (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 15 2018	Views/Reads: 1695/1186	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must honestly confess I don’t know how good I have it until I don’t have it so good.
How to Trick Summer into Coming Early (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 22 2018	Views/Reads: 1720/1249	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Even though I am very impatient about many things, like Mr. Summer, I am so thankful that God is patient toward me in all things.
I Enjoy a Mess, Especially Mine (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 30 2018	Views/Reads: 1684/1213	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You may not like my mess but I certainly enjoy it.
Dealing with Tuesday, the Worst Day of the Week (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 06 2018	Views/Reads: 1657/1166	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The weekend cannot come soon enough for me!
A Life Altering Discovery: Mothers Are Not Fathers (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 14 2018	Views/Reads: 1717/1179	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Mothers may not be fathers but they are exactly what God ordered.
What Would We Do without Rain? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 20 2018	Views/Reads: 1693/1190	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I cannot control the rain, neither can I control much of the elements in my life but I can have a thankful heart like David, knowing that after the rain the flowers will bloom.
A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 27 2018	Views/Reads: 1716/1174	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some things are worth forgetting as the apostle Paul points out here. The key to a happy life is knowing what to forget and what to remember.
A Merry Heart Doeth Good (standard:romance, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 03 2018	Views/Reads: 1734/1195	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I were a doctor, this would be my prescription. Laugh three times, and then call me in the morning with a new joke.
Where Have All the Fathers Gone? (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 10 2018	Views/Reads: 1656/1150	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
True love always corrects that which is wrong, especially in the person they love.
Vacation Time Again? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 17 2018	Views/Reads: 1632/1177	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must confess that I often want to try to plan my life. I need to learn what David learned, God has already planned my life and all I need to do is to yield to his direction.
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 24 2018	Views/Reads: 1709/1205	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When self is at the center of my negotiations, Christ is never honored.
“What Do You Mean It’s Time to Go Home?” (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 01 2018	Views/Reads: 1658/1231	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Driving home, she gave a detailed description of all the wonderful purchases she made at those thrift stores. It made her happy and therefore I was happy. That is what it means to “walk together.”
Enough Is Enough and I’ve Had Enough (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 08 2018	Views/Reads: 1685/1208	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Like Israel, sometimes we can stay “long enough” at a certain place and then we need to move on.
I Fell for It… Again (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 15 2018	Views/Reads: 1713/1225	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There is a time to “keep silence” and it is a wise man who knows when. That may be why people say that silence is golden.
Apple fritter: the fruit of my choice (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 22 2018	Views/Reads: 1764/1230	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Life is all a matter of choice, that is, making the right choice.
I Think I Now Know How Noah Felt (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 29 2018	Views/Reads: 1705/1191	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best things in my life are those that are beyond my control where I can begin to see God at work in that situation.
I Never Thought I Could (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 05 2018	Views/Reads: 1678/1101	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I cannot relive my past, but I certainly can enjoy the work that is before me for the glory of God.
Hallelujah, It IS a Scam (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 12 2018	Views/Reads: 1592/1163	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I put God first in my life I can be assured that He will direct my paths in the right direction.
If It Wasn’t for Bad Luck (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 19 2018	Views/Reads: 1660/1172	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thinking about this a little more, I do not consider myself lucky. I consider myself to be blessed beyond words.
Laughter in Any Other Language Is Just Not Funny (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 26 2018	Views/Reads: 1544/1094	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I refuse to do something because of my pride, I discover that when I face up to my pride and not allow it to define me that I can discover joy.
How to Live with a Veggie-Holic (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 04 2018	Views/Reads: 1601/1125	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not what we disagree on; rather, it is what we agree on that is important. If you are going in one direction, you must have the same opinion that it is the direction you are going.
Slow Is Just the Way I Go (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 09 2018	Views/Reads: 1586/1136	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Of course, the key here is not waiting, but who you are waiting on. I like to procrastinate until I really know what God wants me to do. Sometimes it takes longer than I figured, but when I wait, I am never disappointed.
Where’s Sherlock Holmes When You Need Him? (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 16 2018	Views/Reads: 1671/1149	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some mysteries are too sacred to try to solve, rather we should rejoice in the mysteries associated with our Father which art in heaven.
Financial Tip Of The Week: Pay Attention (standard:humor, 916 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 23 2018	Views/Reads: 1601/1123	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not so much what you hear that pays dividends in life, but what you do.
If This Is Autumn, What Was Summer? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 30 2018	Views/Reads: 1697/1142	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You cannot always select the “storm” in your life, but you can always trust Jesus to get you through it.
Home Has Never Been Sweeter (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 07 2018	Views/Reads: 1935/1262	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I really will not get home until I go to the Father's House, where He has a place prepared especially for me.
“Here’s My Hammer If You Need It” (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 14 2018	Views/Reads: 1822/1209	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some things are too broken to fix for any person except God. There is no person so broken that he cannot fix and fix for eternity.
Is it a fragrance or a stench? (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 21 2018	Views/Reads: 1607/1165	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It does not matter how good I smell on the outside if there is stench on the inside. I want to focus on my inside and make it as fresh as possible. That is the fragrance God smells.
I’m Dreaming of a Commercial Free World (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 28 2018	Views/Reads: 1643/1117	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The one pleasure in reading the Bible is that there are no distractions.
Why Did I Ever Grow Up? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 04 2018	Views/Reads: 1617/1137	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I can appreciate what these young people see, but they really cannot appreciate what I have seen through the years. That is simply, God always takes care of his people.
Not Everything in Life Is Automatic (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 11 2018	Views/Reads: 1573/1117	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Not everything is automatic, some things you have to work for.
Kitty On The Outside Or A Tree Frog On The Inside (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 18 2018	Views/Reads: 1808/1210	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not important if you are a kitty or a frog only that God has chosen you. Live in that glory every day.
It Was a Gobble-Gobble Kind of Day (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 25 2018	Views/Reads: 1768/1224	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not often say the right thing, but when I do, what a joy it is.
Ha, Ha, I Knew I Was Right! (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 01 2018	Views/Reads: 1672/1169	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God has for us victory that supersedes any victory we could have in this world. His victory is always through the Lord Jesus Christ.
Be Sure Your Grin Will Find You Out (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 09 2018	Views/Reads: 1728/1217	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Once in a while I get a Christmas present to beat all Christmas presents. This year was one of those “once in a while’s.”
My Little Dear, It’s Not Warm Outside! (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 16 2018	Views/Reads: 1599/1108	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I refuse to let people who are offended by everything direct my path. My trust is not in man, but rather “in the Lord.”
Oh Wisdom, Wherefore Art Thou (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 23 2018	Views/Reads: 1708/1170	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One good thing about having wisdom is that you do not have to be too serious about everything in life.
Items not on my New Year's resolution list (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 30 2018	Views/Reads: 1584/1174	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When God sets the table, he expects me to feast, and I do not anticipate disappointing Him.
I Thought but Then I Unthought (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 06 2019	Views/Reads: 1534/1127	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am trying to learn to think about important things and not things that are negative and damaging.
It Was An Apple Fritter Kind Of Week (standard:humor, 898 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 13 2019	Views/Reads: 1604/1093	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thankfully, I always have a backup plan. Nothing takes my mind off the contingencies of life like a warm, freshly baked Apple fritter.
Why childhood is better the second time around (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 20 2019	Views/Reads: 1498/1108	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God has my best interest in mind for the longest period of time.
The end of all nonsense and other practical jokes (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 26 2019	Views/Reads: 1480/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best resolution has to do with my relationship with God. And that is no practical joke.
“Now, Do You Feel like a Big Boy?” (standard:humor, 893 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 03 2019	Views/Reads: 1474/1084	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes what we think has no place in reality. Sometimes who we think we are is not related to reality either. It is what God thinks about me that is really important. Nothing I can do could ever impress him more than simply obeying him.
Have Mouth, Will Stutter (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 09 2019	Views/Reads: 1533/1088	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am not sure Solomon ever stuttered in his life, but I have discovered that as difficult as my stuttering syndrome is, it at least has won one great victory.
I Miss My Good Friend, Tom Foolery (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 17 2019	Views/Reads: 1521/1020	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There are too many broken spirits in our world today and too few merry hearts. My commitment is to try to help with the merry heart syndrome along with my good friend Tom Foolery.
Is time a friend or an enemy? (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 24 2019	Views/Reads: 1442/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The only time we really have is now. I never have a "now" to do over so I need to make time my friend and not my enemy.
It’s a Soap Opera World, Or Is It (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 03 2019	Views/Reads: 1433/1078	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The unreality of the world around me should not rob me of the reality of my relationship with God through Christ.
O Holiday, Who Art Thou Today? (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 10 2019	Views/Reads: 1784/1185	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There are things in my life I do not want to celebrate or remember. It is the grace of God that enables him to remember the goodness in my life and not my sins.
The Question of the Disappearing Ice Cream (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 16 2019	Views/Reads: 1488/1087	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
At times, the question is not meant to elicit an answer but to get somebody to think about something.
A Smile Is Both Contagious and Healthy (standard:humor, 894 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 24 2019	Views/Reads: 1463/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If that is true, and it is, I want a doctorate in smileology and as far as I know, nothing can cure laughter-itis.
I Don’t Miss My Teacher’s Hickory Stick, but She Never Did (standard:humor, 887 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 31 2019	Views/Reads: 1671/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
At the time, I did not know how much Miss Ammon really loved her students. We learned a lot from her, and she is desperately needed in our school culture today.
I’m Really Enjoying My Naivety (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 06 2019	Views/Reads: 1615/1099	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My spiritual naivety is backed up by simply trusting God for everything, every day of my life. This is my spiritual backup plan.
What It Was, Was a Hummingbird (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 16 2019	Views/Reads: 1447/1091	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Fear is only an opportunity to trust God unconditionally.
A Cookie Isn’t a Cookie Unless You Can Sneak It (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 21 2019	Views/Reads: 1585/1096	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The worst temptation is the one you think is not a temptation and one you can handle on your own. If it were not for temptations, I would not know how gracious God is in his forgiving power.
Lazy Does Have Its Advantages (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 28 2019	Views/Reads: 1614/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I wish my father was here because then I would tell him that sometimes the situation needs “a slack hand.”
Finding “Good” In Our World Is Challenging (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 04 2019	Views/Reads: 1577/1116	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Since that episode, I have been looking at politicians a little bit differently. And if ever I have agreed with my wife, it is this time.
And Then It Was Friday (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 11 2019	Views/Reads: 1399/1053	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Like many people, I try planning and arranging my week so I can accomplish as much as possible.
Understanding the Grandpa Rules (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 18 2019	Views/Reads: 1457/1078	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When you know the rules of life, it becomes a wonderful and exciting adventure.
Eating Out Of My Comfort Zone (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 26 2019	Views/Reads: 1646/1103	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best part of a night out is not how much the meal costs, but who you are sharing it with.
What Is a Day off, Really? (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 02 2019	Views/Reads: 1491/1099	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have discovered a day off with my wife is the supreme recipe for a happy day.
Another Vacation in the Bank (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 09 2019	Views/Reads: 1479/1061	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Love is a very important thing, from Jesus’ perspective. You can tell a lot about a person by what and how they love. I’m going to take Jesus’ advice and just love whatever is in front of me.
One Man’s Joke Is Another Man’s Discount (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 16 2019	Views/Reads: 1717/1110	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a responsibility to help stir up and give people a merry heart.
Whatever Happened to the Simple Things in Life? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 23 2019	Views/Reads: 1436/1079	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Following the Lord is a very simple thing. Just trust Him and he will lead you in a plain path.
Let The Summer Fun Begin (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 30 2019	Views/Reads: 1437/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It may be difficult to do nothing but it is absolutely impossible to do anything without Christ.
My Favorite Day of the Week Is Tomorrow (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 07 2019	Views/Reads: 1452/1052	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I need to learn how to appreciate each day and not push things off until tomorrow. Tomorrow is another day, but I certainly have no guarantee that I will see it. I need to learn how to “rejoice and be glad” in the day that is before me.
And Then the Thunder Roared (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 14 2019	Views/Reads: 1405/1035	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter what the situation, the great challenge of the Christian is to find something to give thanks for. A thief can’t steal anything of real value.
After All, It Is Monday (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 20 2019	Views/Reads: 1367/1024	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Even God ended his work and rested one day during the week. He is my example.
Did I Tell You The Story…? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 02 2019	Views/Reads: 1411/1024	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everybody has a story, but God’s story is the only one that really matters.
And Then, There It Was (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 04 2019	Views/Reads: 1380/1028	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Oftentimes I get so busy that all I can think about is the task before me. I am learning that in the midst of the busiest of tasks I can experience a wonderful delight in the Lord.
My Mirror Doesn't Lie, But Sometimes It Giggles (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 11 2019	Views/Reads: 1389/1040	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I can be so caught up with my outward appearance I forget the important part is inside; my soul. The Bible is the mirror I need to see my soul.
I Sure Do Miss St. Sanity (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 18 2019	Views/Reads: 1570/1001	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There may not be many sane people in this world today, but that is not going to stop me from hungering and thirsting after the things of God.
It’s Hard for Me to Conceal a Giggle (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 24 2019	Views/Reads: 1350/979	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Laughter, or a giggle, is recognition of God’s blessing in my life.
Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 31 2019	Views/Reads: 1301/960	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes little things can frustrate us. But no person is defined by any one day or one incident. These little problems are usually temporary and serve only as a reminder that we are not in charge of anything at all. Does anybody have a recipe for fr
The Parsonage Kitchen Shutdown Threat (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 08 2019	Views/Reads: 1508/1058	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When self is at the center of my negotiations, Christ is never honored.
It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 15 2019	Views/Reads: 1387/1027	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing nourishes me more than serving God. When serving God he will take care of all my nourishment.
I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 21 2019	Views/Reads: 1383/1054	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Getting old is not for sissies. It takes a real man to get old.
To Grin or Not to Grin, Is My Dilemma (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 28 2019	Views/Reads: 1378/1017	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My philosophy has been, find something every day to grin about and you will have a happy life along with fresh lemonade.
A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 06 2019	Views/Reads: 1353/1054	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My advice is to take God up on his marvelous offer, today, not tomorrow.
I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 12 2019	Views/Reads: 1334/1020	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am at the place now where I can begin to enjoy the fruit of my old age.
It Was One of Those Weeks (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 19 2019	Views/Reads: 1336/1060	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My desire is not to let the words of fools frustrate me, but to nourish my mind and soul on the wisdom of God.
Thinking Has a Way of Getting Me into Trouble (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 26 2019	Views/Reads: 1454/1050	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I know that I am not a perfect person. I get in deep trouble when for some reason I think otherwise.
If Every Dog Has Its Day I Should Be Barking (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 03 2019	Views/Reads: 1416/1024	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You may not hear me barking, but I am learning what a good day is and how to have it.
Getting Old Is Not for Sissies (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 10 2019	Views/Reads: 1422/1019	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No memory is better and more refreshing than my times with God.
What's in a name, anyway? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 16 2019	Views/Reads: 1433/1012	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The truth that makes us free indeed is none other than the truth about Jesus Christ. He is the only One capable of delivering something absolutely free.
From One Turkey to Another (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 24 2019	Views/Reads: 1348/1019	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have discovered there is a time to speak and then there is a time to wallow in silence.
A Post Thanksgiving Wishbone (standard:humor, 896 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 01 2019	Views/Reads: 1334/954	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Rev. James L. Snyder I heard a certain store in our community was not permitting any of their employees to say to any customer, "Merry Christmas." To which I, seeing the challenge before me, promptly went to that store, not to buy anything, but
The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 08 2019	Views/Reads: 1355/1006	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A wise man will walk to the table of the Lord and stuff himself with God’s goodness until he is full and overflowing. That sure is not being foolish.
Where Does Santa Get His Naughty or Nice List? (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 15 2019	Views/Reads: 1480/996	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The important thing is not if I’m naughty or nice or if I’m on Santa’s list. The important thing is to surround myself with “good men.” The companions I keep are the ones that will help me walk in the path of righteousness.
Is This a Christmas Present or What? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 22 2019	Views/Reads: 1354/974	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is that time of the year when we think about all the things to be thankful. I am not sure how many blessings I have because some of the more important ones are ones I do not see. If I rest in God, he will take care of all the blessings I need in life.
Proper etiquette for returning Christmas gifts (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 28 2019	Views/Reads: 1305/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The gift God gives is one that you will have no reason to return.
Oh, Those Alluring Lizardly Eyes (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 04 2020	Views/Reads: 1236/968	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The only thing we need to fear is God and that is a reverential fear. The fear of God dissolves every other fear.
To One It’s Monday to Another It’s Wednesday (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 11 2020	Views/Reads: 1302/966	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My goal is never to let a day go by without causing somebody to smile.
Please Don't Mess with My Peanut Butter (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 19 2020	Views/Reads: 1328/974	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God has a marvelous way of taking our attention away from the trials of this world and focus our thoughts on Him.
What Did We Know before Facebook? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 26 2020	Views/Reads: 1370/970	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some secrets, like God’s love for me, should be spread far and wide and not kept a secret.
In praise of crazy (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 02 2020	Views/Reads: 1250/974	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Instead of spending so much time complaining about other people, I need to exercise the fine art of appreciation and learn how to praise people on their terms.
Did I Just Call Myself? (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 09 2020	Views/Reads: 1302/982	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not need a cell phone to call God because I have put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, and I now am connected with God.
I Sure Miss My Old Typewriter (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 15 2020	Views/Reads: 1297/981	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Maybe the way I do certain things today has changed, but the message is always the same. Techniques change, but words never will.
The World Needs More Grandfathers (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 22 2020	Views/Reads: 1256/962	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The key for grandchildren to be genuinely grand are grandfathers.
In My Humble Opinion (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 01 2020	Views/Reads: 1323/999	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
What I have learned is that humble people rarely give their opinion.
Have Nose, Will Sneeze (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 15 2020	Views/Reads: 1273/964	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I may not be able to control my sneezes, but I think with a great deal of work and concentration, I can keep my mouth shut when necessary.
Some Things Seem Too Good To Be True (standard:humor, 895 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 21 2020	Views/Reads: 1357/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Recently I discovered something. The more I try to keep up with the latest trend, the further behind I get. I am not a complete technical idiot, but I'm not too far off. The only
Time Alone Is Time Invested (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 29 2020	Views/Reads: 1311/977	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The value of any relationship is determined by the amount I am willing to invest in it.
Every Dilemma Has a Silver Blessing (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 05 2020	Views/Reads: 1327/990	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I believe it’s true that you cannot put a price tag on a thankful spirit.
There’s Always Tomorrow (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 12 2020	Views/Reads: 1289/938	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One thing I have learned, and that is, all of my yesterdays, todays and tomorrows are in God's hands, and I have nothing whatsoever to worry about.
What’s Time Got to Do with It? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 19 2020	Views/Reads: 1260/934	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I think Solomon had something here. There is a time for everything and if we do not give everything time, there is going to be a lot of confusion in our life.
Not Everything Is As It Seems (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 25 2020	Views/Reads: 1367/983	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One thing I have learned in life is never take anything for granted. When you do, things never seem to come out right.
Casual Is Not Always Appropriate (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 03 2020	Views/Reads: 1317/989	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Being generous sometimes is a little act of kindness.
When Everything Fails, It’s Over (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 10 2020	Views/Reads: 1320/1027	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
In one way, Aunt Flora was right. When everything fails, it’s over. But not the way she thought. Looking at it from Job’s point of view, when everything fails, it is time for God to do what only God can do.
Love Bugs Are Really Not That Loving (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 17 2020	Views/Reads: 1372/1033	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Walking together on the same pathway, we experience the same thing. Sometimes we forget that, I know I do. I am learning not to criticize other people for what they’re going through at the time because I may go through that same experience tomorrow.
And Then It Was Silent No More (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 23 2020	Views/Reads: 1280/982	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Wisdom and understanding can have a practical application. When I have the wisdom to know what makes my wife happy, I will understand what true happiness is.
My Thoughts Are Worth More Than a Penny (standard:humor, 898 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 30 2020	Views/Reads: 1314/1007	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
However important my thoughts may be, the most important thoughts are the thoughts God has concerning me. Searching the Scriptures, I begin to see what God thinks about me.
Will There Be Television in Heaven? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 07 2020	Views/Reads: 1226/935	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My conclusion was this; anything that keeps God out of my thoughts is something I need to get out of my life. Heaven will be so full of the thoughts of God that nothing else would ever get in.
There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 14 2020	Views/Reads: 1229/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am reminded of another old Pennsylvania Dutch saying, "The hurrier I go the behinder I get."
Those Used To Be the Days (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 21 2020	Views/Reads: 1192/920	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God has a wonderful change in store for those who put their faith and trust in him.
It Was A Week That Was Shot To Pieces (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 28 2020	Views/Reads: 1176/886	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Fainting is always an option, but the person who refuses to allow his week to make him weary will reap God's blessing.
A Family Stare off Competition (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 06 2020	Views/Reads: 1274/904	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whatever you do to others has a way of coming back on you.
It’s Not Always What It Seems (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 11 2020	Views/Reads: 1199/887	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
What we may think something is may not be exactly what it is. I need to rest my thoughts on God.
If I Had a Nickel for Every Blunder I Made… (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 19 2020	Views/Reads: 1241/940	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is not my mistakes but how I deal with them that makes all the difference in the world.
It’s My Birthday I’ll Lie If I Want To (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 26 2020	Views/Reads: 1258/914	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As old as I am, I ought to know that nothing good comes from a lie. My birthday resolution this year is, "I shall lie not, no matter what.”
I Love a Mystery When It's a Mystery (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 02 2020	Views/Reads: 1249/949	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I believe the biggest mystery in life is with the person who thinks they know everything.
Are Homemade Cookies Addictive? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 09 2020	Views/Reads: 1229/931	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some people say we are living in the "new normal." I'm not sure exactly what they mean, and I don't have the time to ask, nor the desire.
What It Was, Was a Peach Tree (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 16 2020	Views/Reads: 1241/911	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If you know what you're doing, do it to God's glory, and don't let men distract you.
Doing Nothing Is Harder Than I Thought (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 30 2020	Views/Reads: 1288/948	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing is not that special but sometimes the right something can be real special.
If Only My Fishing Rod Could Talk (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 06 2020	Views/Reads: 1291/926	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My grandpa could exaggerate his fishing stories for the enjoyment of everybody listening. When it comes to real truth, the only truth that matters is Jesus Christ. Only His truth can really set us free.
A Musical Concert or Aggravating Noise? (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 13 2020	Views/Reads: 1278/912	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Throughout my life, I have discovered that the important thing is not what you disagree about but rather what you agree on, and that brings you together.
Getting Away With It Is Half the Fun (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 20 2020	Views/Reads: 1236/929	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Try as we might, our sin will finally catch up with us.
Oh, to Be Crazy and Get Paid for It (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 26 2020	Views/Reads: 1184/875	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Being crazy isn’t worth all the money in the world.
Chillin Ain’t What I Thought It Was (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 04 2020	Views/Reads: 1254/924	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I still haven't figured out what a chillin day is, but I have learned, if I want what she wants, that makes it all the more wonderful.
Junk Is a Matter of Personal Definition (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 10 2020	Views/Reads: 1266/872	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When in my space, no matter how somebody else may do it, I am in an atmosphere to do the thinking I need to do. Most of the time, my thoughts are rooted in God and how he has marvelously blessed my life.
All in Due Time, So She Says (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 18 2020	Views/Reads: 1207/903	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everything has a time element to it that has been established by God, and when I surrender to God's time, I will plant seeds of happiness in my life.
The Alleged Warrant For My Arrest (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 25 2020	Views/Reads: 1177/856	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have a choice that I can surrender my fear for love. That love that only God can give.
Things Have a Way of Catching up with Me (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 01 2020	Views/Reads: 1179/831	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whatever you do, has repercussions. How you treat one person is how, down the road somewhere, you will be treated as well.
When Everything Goes My Way (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 07 2020	Views/Reads: 1275/868	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I cannot believe that I discovered the formula for both of us being happy under the same roof. Why did it take me so long to figure this out?
Bug! Bug! Where’s The Bug? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 15 2020	Views/Reads: 1172/802	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
One thing I have learned in life is to be careful what you allow to bug you.
Being Nice Does Have Its Rewards (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 22 2020	Views/Reads: 1221/811	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
After this little incident, I will take more time practicing to be nice to the people I meet each day.
It’s All Over But The Lying (standard:humor, 896 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 29 2020	Views/Reads: 1152/792	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No good comes from lying. My great challenge is to acknowledge that I’m lying and then do something to correct that.
It Was a Shoofly Pie Moment (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 05 2020	Views/Reads: 1130/859	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The older I get the more things I see that I need to “shoo” from my life. At times, it’s difficult, but the end result is what really matters. One last pie would be the “Shoo-Sin Pie.”
Christmas Is More Than Jingle, Jingle (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 12 2020	Views/Reads: 1106/811	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Christmas is all about family. God's family comes into the family through the Lord Jesus Christ.
Tell Santa I Tried to Be Nice (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 20 2020	Views/Reads: 1167/812	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Our relationship is not based on nice or naughty but rather on the Lord Jesus Christ, our Savior.
Another Christmas Tree in the Bag (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 27 2020	Views/Reads: 1122/822	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It’s not what you get that really matters, but what you give and the reason behind that giving.
Red Isn’t Always the Red I See (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 03 2021	Views/Reads: 1136/845	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
What I have learned in my lifetime is that hearing and seeing are crucial elements in every relationship.
Well, Here We Go Again (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 10 2021	Views/Reads: 1128/820	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When my wife changes her craft room, it will still be "her craft room." Sometimes changing things makes us feel good about ourselves and our life. In the end, everything is the same.
Riding the Hallelujah Train To the End (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 16 2021	Views/Reads: 1191/857	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The door into the hallelujah train is simply trusting in the Lord.
Coffee Without Coffee Just Ain’t Coffee (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 23 2021	Views/Reads: 1082/768	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Each day, my goal is to make sure I'm carefully doing what God wants me to do for His honor and glory.
Oh, the Daze of My Life (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 31 2021	Views/Reads: 1086/754	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I know myself from God's perspective, that will be one step in receiving from God what he wants me to have.
A Divided House Makes a Happy Home (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 07 2021	Views/Reads: 1157/801	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Amos must've been a husband to say something like this. The important thing is the focus of the agreement. At the opposite ends of our house, my wife and I are in full agreement.
If It Was Up To Me (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 14 2021	Views/Reads: 1158/844	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Solomon had more wives than I can count, and perhaps that was why he came to this wonderful piece of wisdom. It's easy to say something, but once you do, you can never unsay it.
What’s Pete Got to Do with Anything? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 21 2021	Views/Reads: 1253/847	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Blaming others is not a new phenomenon. But, it only gets us into trouble and what started the mess were in today. Accept the blame and get on with life.
Knock, Knock; Someone’s in Trouble (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 28 2021	Views/Reads: 1139/825	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I think this is hard to do for many reasons. God can give me the strength to do this for his honor and glory.
What’s so Peasy About Easy? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 06 2021	Views/Reads: 1240/826	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I’m wondering if maybe that is the reason God gave Adam his Eve.
New Normal: If It's Free, It Ain't for Me (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 13 2021	Views/Reads: 1198/801	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God will never scam me.
Be Careful What You Smile About (standard:humor, 898 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 20 2021	Views/Reads: 1263/829	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Every experience gives me a new opportunity to rejoice in the Lord. My joy certainly does not come from Facebook but from Christ.
Ants, Ants, Ants, Where's the Uncles (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 27 2021	Views/Reads: 1204/831	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Ants are so little, and yet they can create such a big problem if not taken care of. Where are the uncles?
Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 04 2021	Views/Reads: 1212/808	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes I get discouraged by the darkness around me and don't realize how dark it is. But when I put my eyes on the Lord Jesus Christ in the Bible, I see that marvelous light that lighteth the world.
Something Seems to Be Missing (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 11 2021	Views/Reads: 1158/760	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God’s peace is the thing that most people are missing from their life today.
That’s Why Doctors Call Us Patients (standard:humor, 895 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 18 2021	Views/Reads: 1071/790	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Patience doesn't come easy, but it does have a wonderful reward attached to it.
What Would the World Be without Apple Fritters? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 25 2021	Views/Reads: 1077/744	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes I let the world stress me out, but when I look to the Lord Jesus, I see He overcomes all of my stress.
A Shortcut Is Not Always That Short (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 02 2021	Views/Reads: 1002/726	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes I'm tempted to take a shortcut in my relationship with God. I sometimes think that I know better than God, and it always ends up in some level of tragedy.
Who Doesn’t Like A Girl Scout Cookie? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 09 2021	Views/Reads: 1133/780	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As much as I delight in these cookies, my greater delight is in the Lord. As I delight in the Lord, I enjoy all the delicacies of that relationship.
I may be a knucklehead but I'm not insane (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 16 2021	Views/Reads: 1131/778	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
To “walk together in agreement” is probably the most wonderful thing about a marriage.
To Scam or Not to Scam That Is the Phone Call (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 23 2021	Views/Reads: 1143/768	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I do negative things, I will reap negative things. And I was about to reap something very negative. But the thing that makes the difference is recognizing it and then repenting.
It’s My Tongue I’ll Wag It If I Want To (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 30 2021	Views/Reads: 1026/742	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Once you say something, it is impossible to unsay it. My tongue has got me into more trouble than all the other things in my life. But there's one thing about my tongue that can compensate for this. I can use my tongue to praise the God who created m
Will We Be Served Coffee in Heaven? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 06 2021	Views/Reads: 1035/750	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I'm not sure about the coffee in heaven, but I do know we will have a stress-free time of fellowship with other believers as well as with Christ himself. I’m looking forward to that.
Where Do Wrinkles Come From? (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 13 2021	Views/Reads: 1099/709	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My face has more important things to do than fuss over wrinkles. I need to trust the Lord each day to set before my face the way that he wants me to go for his glory.
Why Do I Have So Many Toes? (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 19 2021	Views/Reads: 1087/705	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I'm not sure why I have ten toes, but after this experience, I will give attention to my toes, but I'm going to give more attention to my eyes.
Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch? (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 27 2021	Views/Reads: 1077/733	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Temptations will come every day, but I have the strength in Christ to resist every temptation for the glory of God.
Any Pie à la Mode Is My Kind of Pie (standard:romance, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 03 2021	Views/Reads: 1143/713	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Walking together for 50 years has been a great blessing. We don’t focus on our disagreements but rather on those things that we agree on. As the years have gone by, what we agree on has become more important.
Where Oh Where Is My Hair? (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 11 2021	Views/Reads: 1096/729	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Looking in the mirror again, I noticed my hair was indeed grey. If God thinks my grey head is beautiful, why should I think anything different?
The Blossoming Flower Whisperer (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 18 2021	Views/Reads: 950/673	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I guess from my wife’s point of view, the delicacy and fragrance of a blossoming flower are in the voice that comforts it. When God speaks to me, I also blossom.
I Think 16 Anymore (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 24 2021	Views/Reads: 1038/726	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Looking back, I can see that it serves no purpose not to trust in the Lord. However, I experience things that are beyond my experience and understanding, and that's when God steps in.
Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 01 2021	Views/Reads: 1087/711	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Even though I know what I know, my job is to encourage someone like aunt Elsie and try to give them what they need at the time.
Temptation Is Oh So Tempting (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 07 2021	Views/Reads: 1037/686	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There is a hymn that says, “Yield not to temptation, for yielding is sin.” Temptations are there all the time, but God can give me the strength not to yield to them. I can’t control the temptation but I can the yielding part.
What's All These Gadgets For? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 15 2021	Views/Reads: 1012/743	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Instruction seems to be the gateway to wisdom. I have a hard time with following instructions, which is why I have trouble and not just with gadgets.
And Then There Were Four (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 21 2021	Views/Reads: 1038/750	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Watching Miss Kitty and her little ones brought peace to me. I can forget what's going on out in the world and concentrate on the peace right here with Miss Kitty and her little ones.
Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask? (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 29 2021	Views/Reads: 1025/667	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If anybody knew anything about this, it was King Solomon, the wisest man that ever lived. We may think what we're doing is new, but in all sanity, nothing is new.
Hallelujah… She’s Baaaaack (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 05 2021	Views/Reads: 1080/702	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I really don’t appreciate what I have until I lose it. This is also true of people. We don’t realize how much a person means to us until they are gone.
Are You Ready for Fall? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 12 2021	Views/Reads: 1096/746	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Right now, I’m in the season where God can bless me. I don’t know what the next season holds for me but I do have faith in God to fully prepare me for the upcoming change.
Ready or Not, Here I Quit (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 19 2021	Views/Reads: 947/685	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes that agreement is simply a mutual understanding of the differences between each other. The secret to this is not to quit but to keep moving forward.
The Epitome Of Boredom (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 26 2021	Views/Reads: 951/676	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I’m bored it’s my fault. I need to live a proactive life in serving God in a way that pleases Him.
I DON’T BELIEVE IN KARMA (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 03 2021	Views/Reads: 955/725	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I need to learn how to be careful in what I sow because that is exactly what I will reap.
What Would Life Be Without Mistakes? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 10 2021	Views/Reads: 961/711	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It’s one thing to deal with the mistakes at hand, but it’s another thing to be cleansed from secret faults. So I’m learning to deal with the mistakes that I don’t know I’m making each day.
Green Thumb Versus Black and Blue Thumb (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 17 2021	Views/Reads: 980/668	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Relationships are not built upon having the same qualities. Rather, it is appreciating our differences that pull us together and enable us to do what God wants us to do.
I Didn’t Do It My Way (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 24 2021	Views/Reads: 935/634	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Some of my happiest times in life are when I’m not doing anything my way. Giving someone else the privilege of doing it their way is a very satisfying thing.
I Can Never Have Too Much Ice Cream (standard:humor, 912 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 01 2021	Views/Reads: 1004/672	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whenever greed takes over, we never can have enough. Then we become a slave to our greed.
MY BODY, MY SWAT (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 07 2021	Views/Reads: 996/666	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
That got me thinking of those little bugs that were creating such havoc in my life. It’s the little things that you don’t think of at the time that do all the damage. My focus usually is on the “big” things in my life, which allows those “little” things t
Eating Healthy Is for Sissies (standard:humor, 913 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 28 2021	Views/Reads: 988/679	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Instead of getting all caught up in some ritualistic eating habits, I believe from God's perspective he would want me to enjoy my life. But, of course, as I realize now, enjoying life means that I take care of my eating habits to the glory of God.
Hey, This Is My Story! (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 05 2021	Views/Reads: 969/678	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Probably the hardest thing in this verse is when Jesus says “Let him deny himself.” My narcissistic virus fights against that all the time.
I Love My Imperfections (standard:humor, 914 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 12 2021	Views/Reads: 982/654	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My idea perfection is on the human level but that does not meet God’s standards. My perfection has to be according to our “Father which is in heaven.” My imperfections are no challenge to God if I yield my heart completely to him.
My Ongoing Grudge with Santa (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 20 2021	Views/Reads: 946/630	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The only truth is what comes from God’s word. I know this verse is often taken out of context, or only half of it is given. When I discovered the truth out of God’s word, it sets me free from everything else in the world.
I Just Kissed Yesterday Goodbye (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 16 2022	Views/Reads: 942/576	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I kiss yesterday goodbye I can focus on the day, today, that God has made to be a blessing in my life.
What Did She Just Say? (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 23 2022	Views/Reads: 894/543	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
For me, the basis of unity is listening and hearing what the other person is saying. But, as hard as it might be, it's an essential part of unity in any relationship.
Mr. Cold, Please Go Away (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 30 2022	Views/Reads: 891/583	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Who knows, maybe someday somebody will figure out how to send Mr. Cold back to his home.
Wherever They Are I Will Find Them (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 13 2022	Views/Reads: 882/565	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was the only thing I ever found that has made a big difference in my life. I wish I knew how I was able to find such a treasure. If I knew that, I probably would have a lot of things in my life that I don’t have now.
What’s so Cool about a Cucumber? (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 20 2022	Views/Reads: 846/562	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I guess it’s nice to know where you are in life And that you have a partner in life.
What a Crazy World We Live in (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 27 2022	Views/Reads: 816/558	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I don’t have to know who I’m encouraging but sometimes my crazy activities do in fact encourage somebody along the way. Only in heaven will I realize how many people I have encouraged this way.
One Mouth Too Many Words (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 07 2022	Views/Reads: 863/561	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
According to this, the more a person knows the less he speaks. This has been rather an important assessment of people. It’s the people who are silent most of the time that probably no more than the people that are talking most of the time.
Laughter Is Not for Sissies (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 13 2022	Views/Reads: 818/542	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Because of the great things God has done for me that has become the platform for healthy laughter in my life. Looking at my life from God’s perspective, there are many things that would induce laughter.
Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall, Stop Laughing (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 20 2022	Views/Reads: 892/566	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes my sight is wrong and what I’m seeing is not reality. I discovered that God leads me down a path I’m unfamiliar with, and I can’t see the next step; I cannot judge how I’m going by my sight. I simply need to trust God.
A Switch in Time On My behind (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 03 2022	Views/Reads: 807/548	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have tried to combine these two verses throughout my life. Each situation demands a lot of thought, and I’ve tried to give my thoughts a lot of room.
Just When I Think I Got Everything Covered (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 17 2022	Views/Reads: 847/537	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is something to think about, and I have tried to apply it to my life, particularly my spiritual life. When I think I have everything covered in my spiritual life, I discover something I haven’t done.
The Good, the Bad, and the Grouchy (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 24 2022	Views/Reads: 878/513	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everybody faces moments of anger. The key is not to let those anger moments control your attitude at the time. When I control my tongue everything else is under control,
Maybe We Should Go Back To Smoke Signal Communications (standard:humor, 898 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 01 2022	Views/Reads: 839/518	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes it’s very important to think before you speak and I have discovered if I do think, I sometimes don’t speak.
And Then, There It Was (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 09 2022	Views/Reads: 863/497	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Having a giving attitude is one of the most important aspects of the Christian life.
It’s All in the Script (standard:humor, 917 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 15 2022	Views/Reads: 876/533	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God has already written the script of my life and as I yield to him I begin to discover what that is. The greatest tragedy of human life is rebelling against God’s script for me.
Doctors Are Always Right (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 22 2022	Views/Reads: 850/522	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It’s very easy to lose heart and I’ve done it often. The key to all this is, don’t give up, be diligent and sow the right seeds.
What the World Needs Today Are Fathers (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 19 2022	Views/Reads: 851/522	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My goal in life is to be a reflection of my father to my children and grandchildren and all the people around me.
An Apple Fritter on My Mind (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 03 2022	Views/Reads: 757/480	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I don’t have to do everything, just a few things that I can handle for the glory of God.
Fool Me Once and You Will Be the Fool (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 17 2022	Views/Reads: 755/467	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have tried to discipline myself in getting away from those foolish ideas. With God’s help, I have been delighting in understanding. I’m not there yet, but I am progressing day by day.
To Ask or Not Ask Is No Option (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 24 2022	Views/Reads: 763/479	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am also learning what to ask and what not to ask when it comes to my relationship with God. Learning what questions God will answer goes a long way in my Christian experience and it saves me a lot of time. Most of my prayer time, up until now, has been
When Is It Okay to Be Snarly? (standard:humor, 916 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 07 2022	Views/Reads: 661/412	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes people just need to hear the truth.
My Oh My What a Nice Slice of Pie (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 15 2022	Views/Reads: 701/430	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My greatest delight is serving God in such a way that pleases him.
It Never Dawned on Me Until (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 21 2022	Views/Reads: 656/417	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I rely on my “own understanding” I won’t be able to afford the direction I will be going.
The Harmonious Melody of Hummingbirds (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 28 2022	Views/Reads: 720/461	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
According to God’s word, the ear and the eye work together. If I only rely upon my ear, I probably am not hearing the right thing.
Who’s Really in Charge (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 25 2022	Views/Reads: 622/405	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I think I know everything is going on around me, that’s when I get into deep trouble. I try to start out every day with the idea that I don’t know everything. The only person I can really trust for everything is the Lord.
Why God Gave Me a Tongue (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 02 2022	Views/Reads: 629/410	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A tongue can either be a blessing or a curse. It just determines how you use it. I can use my tongue for good and bless people or, I can allow my tongue to be a curse. God gave me my tongue, now I need to use it for his honor and glory.
Have Nose, Will Snore (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 09 2022	Views/Reads: 641/382	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As I drifted off to la-la-land, I thought of a scripture. Amos 3:3, “Can two walk together, except they be agreed?” It is quite rare when two people agree on everything. It is important that we agree on the right things. We can have our difference but th
How Much Coffee Is Too Much Coffee? (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 17 2022	Views/Reads: 651/402	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When it comes to my spiritual taste, I need to focus on God. My experience with God makes my life the joy that it is.
See Cookie Will Sneak (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 30 2022	Views/Reads: 631/399	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Everybody faces temptation in some form. The real issue has to do with yielding to that temptation. It’s the weakness of my flesh.
Who’s the Clown Now? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 07 2022	Views/Reads: 607/398	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
DI must confess that too often I am slow to hear and quick to speak. After this incident, I’m really going to work on reversing my behavior.
The Great Divide between Brain and Tongue (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 13 2022	Views/Reads: 621/384	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I don’t know how much better that can be put. To refrain my tongue from evil is a great discipline in my daily life that offers great rewards throughout my life.
If Only I Would Take Notes (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 27 2022	Views/Reads: 630/399	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My big failure is when I try to lean on my own understanding instead of trusting God. My trust in God will raise me above human understanding, which puts me on the right track. Also, my trust keeps me going in the right path.
Do I Need to File a Missing Persons Report? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 11 2022	Views/Reads: 565/338	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter what my fears might be, I know that God is going to guide me through that situation for his honor and glory.
As Luck Would Have It (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 18 2022	Views/Reads: 552/341	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whenever I feel sorry for myself because I’m getting old, and getting old does have a negative side, there is the positive side. If I was not as old as I am, I would never have seen my Great-granddaughter.
The Misconception of a New Year (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 01 2023	Views/Reads: 581/387	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The secret to a happy life is enjoying what I have right now.
Where Is The Gracious Mistress Of The Parsonage? (standard:humor, 897 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 08 2023	Views/Reads: 584/393	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Children are truly a blessing from God. But grandchildren and great-grandchildren are beyond blessing. It is God’s reward He gives to those faithful parents.
I Screamed for Ice Cream and Got in Trouble. (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 15 2023	Views/Reads: 595/339	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter what my trouble is, because God is my refuge I have nothing to worry about.
Sow a Thought Reap a Pie (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 29 2023	Views/Reads: 577/367	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It is important for me to allow God to search me and know my thoughts and if there is any thing that offends God, I need to deal with regularly.
Ugly Isn’t For Sissies (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 05 2023	Views/Reads: 517/325	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God does not judge me by my outward appearance, but by my heart. If my heart isn’t right with God nothing else really matters.
Another Celebration In The Bank (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 12 2023	Views/Reads: 594/359	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This verse has guided me throughout my entire life, especially in the area of marriage. Either I can lean on my own understanding, or, I can trust in the Lord with all my heart. If I’m going to go down the right path only God can lead me.
If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 19 2023	Views/Reads: 584/368	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how crazy the world around me is, I can trust God to lead me in the right direction.
Nothing Like A Mystery To Calm My Nerves (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 12 2023	Views/Reads: 488/307	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I want real rest from my labors, it will only come from my relationship with Jesus Christ. Nothing can compromise that rest.
Learning what “Me-Time” is all about (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 19 2023	Views/Reads: 530/340	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Maybe instead of focusing on “Me-Time” it would be much better to focus on “We-Time.” There is much more advantageous to this.
I’m So Poor I Can’t Pay Attention (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 26 2023	Views/Reads: 609/355	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Being rich does have its challenge, which I will never face. The disturbing aspect of this passage is where Paul says, "the love of money is the root of all evil." That is my temptation.
What a Wacky World We Live in (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 02 2023	Views/Reads: 495/315	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
David used “wacky” to his advantage. That worked for him and after giving some thought, maybe that could work for my advantage. Of course, David was acting and I probably am not.
Who Invented the AutoCorrect? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 16 2023	Views/Reads: 512/326	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The most important AutoCorrect for me is the Word of God. I'm so thankful that God's Word AutoCorrects me in my daily life when I need it and it has always been true.
The Princess Hath Thus Spoken (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 23 2023	Views/Reads: 494/329	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
That wise old man understood that what a child becomes is a result of training. Too often the child dominates the training chair which predicts what happens when that child is old.
It’s Not a Mess Unless I Do It (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 03 2023	Views/Reads: 479/324	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Words are important and the most important word is the word of God. Hiding God’s word in my heart will always lead me in the right direction and bring me to that place of blessing.
My Reward I’ll Eat It If I Want To (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 07 2023	Views/Reads: 445/299	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There are times when I convince myself that I deserve a certain reward. All I need to do is twist certain words to my benefit thinking I deserve something when in fact I am not being honest.
I’d Rather Kiss A Goat (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 16 2023	Views/Reads: 437/299	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The most important thing is to understand that God will hold me accountable for every word I speak, even those idle words.
These Old Bones of Mine (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 21 2023	Views/Reads: 473/326	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am a proponent of joy, but I never thought of bones being associated with joy. As I get older, I am discovering just how important my bones are. From now on, whenever one of my bones creaks, I will rejoice to know that God keeps all my bones.
Dizzy Is As Dizzy Says (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 28 2023	Views/Reads: 481/321	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I can try to handle everything on my own, or I can cast all my care upon the Lord. The choice is mine.
I Feel Sorry for My Good-Looking Friends (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 04 2023	Views/Reads: 472/277	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My life, even my wrinkles, is in the capable hands of God.
What’s a Whopper Got to Do with Anything (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 11 2023	Views/Reads: 528/299	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The development of patience in my life is one of the greatest challenges that I face, but the reward is heavenly.
I’m Too Smart to Be Stupid. (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 26 2023	Views/Reads: 492/297	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I'm going to commit myself to hearken unto some wise thinking to cover my shame.
We Weren’t Expecting That (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 02 2023	Views/Reads: 543/324	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Instead of judging other people for what they do, I need to pay close attention to what I’m doing daily.
Our Summer Vacation Jamboree (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 16 2023	Views/Reads: 527/280	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It’s God’s word that really makes a difference in my life. The Bible is absolutely true to God’s heart and will.
As If I Really Could (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 25 2023	Views/Reads: 460/279	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes it is better not to correct something but rather “suffer for well doing.” I’m still trying to learn that.
So This Is Old Age (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 30 2023	Views/Reads: 496/310	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
What I take away from this is, when I keep silent about my age there other things that are going to give away my secret.
Knowing Everything Is A Blessing And A Curse (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 06 2023	Views/Reads: 448/271	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I recognize how short I am on knowledge, I then can come to God who is liberal in His giving of knowledge. My choice is, rely on my wisdom or the wisdom of God. That’s the only wisdom I can trust.
Memories Can Be So Memorable (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 20 2023	Views/Reads: 507/289	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I don’t think it was an accident when I found the woman that was to be my wife. It was a work of the Lord in both our lives. For 52 years, not only have we been married, but we have also been serving the Lord together.
What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 27 2023	Views/Reads: 481/282	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I try to solve my problems my way, it never works out. Sooner or later, it falls apart. Learning to trust God in all things is the way to victory in all things.
How Many Coughs is Enough For One Day (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 03 2023	Views/Reads: 434/258	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
As I get older, I realize that there are times when I do need to see a doctor. Even Jesus believed that.
Why Do Some Cute Babies Grow Up Ugly (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 10 2023	Views/Reads: 490/1	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
That verse got me thinking about growing old. I don’t need to worry about the past because God will carry me through everything. The secret to this is allowing God to be God and allowing Him to do what only He can do in my life.
Oh, Memory, How I Miss Thee (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 17 2023	Views/Reads: 483/293	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Memory can be a tricky thing for many, especially me. I’m trying to process Peter’s warning here to “refrain my tongue from evil, and my lips that they speak no guile.” If I’m honest with myself I must be honest with everyone else. Also what Solomon said,
What’s the Harm with a Little Treat? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 24 2023	Views/Reads: 493/253	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
According to Solomon, half a truth is still a lie if it makes the other person believe what is not the whole truth. I knew what I had to do. As much as it pained me, I had to confess to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage that I had two Apple Fritters.
How Much Is Laughter Really Worth? (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 01 2023	Views/Reads: 426/230	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Much of our problems can be dealt with through a merry heart. We look for artificial medicine that does not get to the heart of our problems.
Life Can Be a Series of Dreams (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 08 2023	Views/Reads: 411/234	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My faith in God is what guides my daily life, not my dreams.
Where Did The Summer Go? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 15 2023	Views/Reads: 421/242	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I only have one shot at today, and I had better make the most of it. My best shot is to rejoice and be glad in it. This I plan to do.
I Then Thought of Chocolate (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 22 2023	Views/Reads: 481/298	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Comfort food is temporary, but "the peace of God" endures forever. When I give my stress to God, He is dependable and will watch over my heart and mind.
Do I Need a New Mask for Halloween? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 29 2023	Views/Reads: 493/281	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The thing I need to celebrate each day is my relationship with God. Nothing is more important to me daily than to recognize all that God has done for me throughout my life. I have so much to be thankful for in my life and not a day should pass in my life
I Don’t Believe in Superstition…But (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 05 2023	Views/Reads: 430/241	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes, the best thing to do is NOTHING and let God have it.
The Cookie Monster Has Returned (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 12 2023	Views/Reads: 482/314	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Ouch! I think I know what to do. Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, here I come.
Another Turkey in the Oven (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 26 2023	Views/Reads: 412/213	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I have an obligation to listen to what I am hearing. This has a degree of obedience that is important in my Christian life. I will be held accountable to what I am hearing. That means it is important to hear everything. If I miss a word I could get the wh
Ain’t Nothing Better Than a P&J Sandwich (standard:humor, 901 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 06 2023	Views/Reads: 460/209	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I love food, but my greatest joy is in the Lord. As I focus on Him in my daily activities, I begin to understand the important desires of my heart. It's amazing how God surprised me with something that really made my life happy. The finer things in l
Another Jingle Bell Christmas in the Tree (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 24 2023	Views/Reads: 444/216	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You will eventually be found out, no matter how careful you think you are. God knows everything, and we will be held accountable. The best advice is to be honest.
The Regifting Queen of the Family (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Dec 31 2023	Views/Reads: 457/246	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Whatever I do to others will finally come back on me. Give what you want to receive is my motto.
I’m Not Diabetic But I Am A Sweet Guy (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 21 2024	Views/Reads: 366/194	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My thought was, no call from me could ever annoy God. He is waiting for me to call upon him. Whenever I call upon God, He is anxious to respond to my need. God doesn’t look on me as a spammer, but a claimer of His amazing grace.
The Key To Life Is Forgetting The Right Things (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 28 2024	Views/Reads: 409/237	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Forgetting the right things makes room for me to remember the right things. If I’m going to press forward in my life I must forget some things in the past.
Making Decisions Is The Hardest Part Of My Life (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 04 2024	Views/Reads: 402/232	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I trust my understanding, I always fail in some degree. When I accept the fact that I don’t know everything, I then turn my trust to the Lord.
Idiots Make Me Look Good, So Says the Boss (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 11 2024	Views/Reads: 346/207	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
To answer an idiot I have to come down to his level, which makes me an idiot. I have a higher standard to live by; it is the Word of God.
Who Doesn’t Like Baloney? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 18 2024	Views/Reads: 481/220	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thinking of this, it occurred to me how important agreeing really is in all relationships. Yes, there are certain things to disagree about. But, the key is what do we really agree about. Those things we agree on will establish a relationship of unity.
Ice Cream Solves A Lot Of My Problems (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 25 2024	Views/Reads: 335/160	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nobody can live without problems. That’s just life. But, as a Christian, I have a special resource called prayer. My prayer connects me with God’s peace “which passeth all understanding.” There is no problem that in anyway compromises God’s peace that
Why Does Monday Have To Follow Sunday? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 10 2024	Views/Reads: 408/206	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My frustration only brings stress into my life. Each day I need to discipline myself to give the elements of my life over to God. Only He can sort out my life in a way that glorifies Him. Learning to pray for everything solves my problems.
Touch My Coffee And You Die (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 17 2024	Views/Reads: 392/224	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how big a fire is, it always starts with a small flame.
Don’t Knock on the Door If You Like Breathing (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 24 2024	Views/Reads: 303/216	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Man will fail me, but God will never fail me. I’m going to put my trust in God, not man.
Second Thoughts Can Be Dangerous to My Health (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Mar 31 2024	Views/Reads: 356/208	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is where I need to surrender all my thoughts to God and obey His Word.
It Was A Fool’s Game And I Lost (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 06 2024	Views/Reads: 361/205	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
That got me thinking about some of my actions. Would I want others to do to me what I sometimes do to them? Maybe I should begin doing good to people and see how that works. I think I’ll start with the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage.
Being Sick Is Not My Cup Of Tea (standard:humor, 898 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 28 2024	Views/Reads: 315/141	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
DPrayer is the solution to every problem, even my health.
Dancing in My Pajamas (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: May 05 2024	Views/Reads: 318/5	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thinking about this verse I was reminded how sickness brings a state of fear in my life. That fear tricks me into thinking I all alone in this situation. This verse reminds me that God is with me. When I trust my problem to the Lord He is faithful and get
What If I Do Have A Brain (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 02 2024	Views/Reads: 291/169	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My father always told me, “Listen and think before you speak.” This has been the great challenge of my life. My tongue does not seem to be attached to my brain for some reason.
I Sure Miss Being A Spoiled Brat (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 09 2024	Views/Reads: 285/171	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thinking about this, would a spoiled brat like being treated the same way? I need to treat people the way I would like to be treated. Nice deserves nice.
I’ll Tell You When I’ve Had Enough (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 16 2024	Views/Reads: 303/157	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I need to sharpen my focus on my spiritual life and trust God to lead me everyday.
Did You See My Key? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 23 2024	Views/Reads: 221/125	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
There was a time when I was lost spiritually and didn’t know it. The whole reason for Jesus to come into this world was for lost people just like me. At the time I thought I was fine, but then God interrupted my life and showed me I was indeed lost. It is
Some Things Do Have a Purpose (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 30 2024	Views/Reads: 226/149	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter what I think, God has a purpose for my life. Each day is an opportunity to trust Him for that purpose.
Having a Brain Can Be a Problem (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 07 2024	Views/Reads: 207/108	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I need to treat others as I would want to be treated.
Ding-A-Ling There Goes Spring (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 21 2024	Views/Reads: 196/111	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter my circumstances, I can trust God for my time today, tomorrow and forever. Spring comes, Spring goes but nothing changes as far as God is concerned. I’m in His hands.
So What If I’m Crazy? (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 18 2024	Views/Reads: 150/69	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
We are headed in the same direction although, sometimes I’m looking out the right window and she’s looking out her left window. The destination is what really matters. And that we totally agree on.
I Didn’t Lose My Marbles They Just Retired (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 25 2024	Views/Reads: 147/64	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
the “good things God has done.” Although there have been bad times in my past, it is important to recognize God’s activity in my life.
What Happened To My Little Piggy Bank (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 08 2024	Views/Reads: 131/76	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Money isn’t our problem, but the “love of money.” Money is important to my daily life. If I allow money to become an obsession, it takes my mind off what is important. I need to use what little money I have to live a life pleasing unto the Lord. Money
How Can I Get My Sneeze Back? (standard:humor, 910 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 30 2024	Views/Reads: 118/57	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I've had a lot of health issues during this past year, and now that I seem to be over them, something else has taken their place.
Where Do All My Nasal Fluids Come From? (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 06 2024	Views/Reads: 102/36	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My faith in Jesus Christ is what enables me to overcome the world around me. When I try to do this by my own cleverness, guess what? I always fail. My great challenge is to trust God when any problem comes my way.
As If I Didn’t Already Know (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 13 2024	Views/Reads: 73/29	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
God knows what I’m thinking all the time. I want to discipline myself to have thoughts that honor and please God. To think about God is the great pleasure of being a Christian.
You Break It, You Fix It (standard:humor, 911 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 20 2024	Views/Reads: 76/27	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not base my life on my wisdom, rather on God’s wisdom that He gives abundantly to all who believe in Him.
Nothing Is More Satisfying Than Doing Nothing (standard:romance, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 27 2024	Views/Reads: 58/13	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I reflected on Colossians 3:23, “And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men.”
I Thought She Said, “Doughnut” (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 03 2024	Views/Reads: 55/9	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I believe it takes all of the Bible to make it the Word of God. I can’t cherry-pick what I want to believe. If I only hear part of the Bible, I will get it wrong and bear the consequences. All heresy is built on fragments of the Bible.
Did I really Say That? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 10 2024	Views/Reads: 33/7	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I can read the Bible but not really hear what God is saying to me. If I don’t hear what God is saying how can I live a life that is pleasing unto the Lord. Daily I need to so surrender to God’s word that I understand what He really wants of me.
I Didn’t Know I Loved It That Much (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Nov 17 2024	Views/Reads: 18/4	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I am committed to thanking God for everyone in my life while I can still do it.