How Did the Devil Get My Cell Phone Number? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 30 2016	Views/Reads: 1911/1315	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sometimes giving back what you get can bring you to a certain level of joy you did not have before.

I am not one easily rattled. When I am rattled, look out for anything
can happen. 

For the most part, I try to stay calm, cool and collected. Then there
are times when I have had enough and I am not going to take it anymore. 


When I am rattled about something, it is not small or insignificant. I
can swat pesky little bugs all of my life and never get rattled by a 
bug. 

Lately, some things have been developing “in my world,” that has me more
than a little concern. In fact, it is bordering on the territory of 
being rattled. Something needs to be done because if I am rattled in 
this area, look out! 

I am not sure, if I am just now noticing it or if it has been here for a
while. When I got my cell phone, I was under the impression the only 
people who would have my cell phone number would be those I gave it to. 
I am not one to give out my cell phone number to just anybody. If you 
have my cell phone number, you are in a high-level category of BFFs. 

I believe sincerely that the devil has hacked into my cell phone,
collected my cell phone number and is selling my number to the most 
despicable people he owns. 

Lately, I have been getting political calls. People trying to interview
me concerning the up coming election. They want me to contribute to 
political polls being evaluated. They want my opinion and they have a 
whole slew of questions they are going to be asking me. 

I know they do not want my opinion because all of these calls are what
is called Robo calls. In other words, is not an actual person asking 
these questions, but rather a machine. If you think for one moment that 
I am going to carry on a conversation with some machine, you do not 
have all your wires connected. 

How they get my cell phone number, is beyond me. It probably is their
close connection with the devil himself. 

I have also been getting calls from some company that feels I am in some
sort of pain. They call and say I requested on their website this pain 
solution. Now, what they want to know is it my back pain, or elbow 
pain, or a knee pain? 

I have been so fed up with these calls that I finally said, “I do have a
pain in the neck.” To which, I got an excited reply as to how they 
could help my pain in the neck. 

You know what's coming. I told them that the pain in my neck was them
calling me and if they want to help this pain in the neck go away to 
stop calling me, for Pete's sake. 

I just about had it with this. The question I wrestle with is, should I
lie to these people calling me? 

For instance. Somebody called me last week telling me they noticed a
certain virus on my computer and if I would allow them access to my 
computer they could fix my computer. Talk about a pain in the neck! 

This was about the 15th time this company called me offering to fix my
computer. So, I thought if they are going to waste my time by calling 
me, maybe I should waste their time by trying to get them to fix my 
computer. 

“Oh yes,” I said as excited as I could sound, “please fix my computer
for me.” 

Now they wanted me to turn my computer on and so forth and so on. I must
confess that at the time I wasn't your my computer I was on my cell 
phone. 

They gave me instructions and I obeyed them, or at least I told him I
was obeying him. 



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