What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 27 2023	Views/Reads: 482/282	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I try to solve my problems my way, it never works out. Sooner or later, it falls apart. Learning to trust God in all things is the way to victory in all things.

As I got older, the least little thing brought back memories from a
lifetime ago. From some of the memories, I must have had an incredible 
boyhood. Too bad I can't live it again. I might improve those memories. 
Who knows. 

For some reason, I remembered the word "knucklehead." I'm not sure if
it's still being used today, but it was back when I was young. 

One memory I have is my mother saying, "Are you acting like a
knucklehead or what?" 

I was surprised that my mother noticed my thespian skills. I'm anxious
to appear on Broadway soon. 

One time, I asked her what a knucklehead was. She stared at me as usual
and said, "Go into the bathroom and look in the mirror." 

I was afraid to do that because I did not understand what she meant and
was fearful of what I might find. 

My mother and father often would say, "Would you stop acting like a
knucklehead?" 

Not knowing what they meant and not knowing what a knucklehead was, how
can I stop what I don't know I've started? 

At the time, I thought my parents were making this up. I thought it was
their way of manipulating me to do what they wanted. After all, isn't 
that what parents are supposed to do? It was working with me. 

When they started calling me this, I had some negative feelings. But the
more they called me this, the happier I became. What's so bad about 
being a knucklehead? 

I learned quite a lot about being a knucklehead when I was young, which
has enabled me to have more fun than I did then. I don't think being a 
knucklehead is that bad. There are some good aspects to it. 

Watching the news and seeing what's happening in our country today,
being a knucklehead would be several steps up the ladder of sanity. 

Most politicians today do not rise to the level of being a knucklehead.
And I'm unanimous in this. A knucklehead would sure be an improvement. 

I don't remember what I was doing the other day because my day was all
over the place, and nothing seemed to work. No matter what I did, the 
more my day fell apart. I was about to retire for the day and call it 
quits when The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage approached and said, 
"Are you acting like your mama's knucklehead?" 

That incident reminded me of all those things about being a knucklehead.
Somebody needs to write a book on acting like a knucklehead. It must 
take a lot of skill and talent to "act" like a knucklehead. 

I am surprised The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage saw all those
thespian skills in me that my parents did. It's not that I've been 
trying to keep it a secret; I didn't think she was noticing. 

How can you get through life the way it is today if you don't have some
level of knucklehead-itis? 

I had a few days to think about this and concluded that acting like a
knucklehead does great good in a person's life. For example, if 
somebody thinks I'm "acting like a knucklehead," they don't think I'm 
as bad as I am. After all, it is just an act. Right? 

I was out for lunch the other day, and looking at my menu, I couldn't
think of what I wanted. Usually, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage 
does the choosing. Everything looked great, but I wasn't hungry and 
needed to decide what to order. 

The waitress asked if she could help me and what she could get me for
lunch. I just stared at her. 

Looking at me in confusion, she asked, "Is everything all right? Is


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