Do I Have A License To Drive My Wife Crazy? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 18 2026	Views/Reads: 0/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Looking at my plan, I asked myself a serious question. Will this plan of mine really please God? Spontaneously driving my wife crazy is one thing, but deliberately planning to drive her crazy is completely different. God always comes first in my plans.

In the news recently, there was a story about a man involved in an
automobile accident, which wasn't his first time. I can't remember how 
many accidents he was involved in, but it turned out he never had a 
driver's license. 

How can people get in a car, drive across town, and not have a driver's
license? 

I couldn't wait until I turned 16 to get my driver's license. It was one
of the most memorable days of my life. What a privilege it was to drive 
a car. 

But now I'm hearing about someone who never had a driver's license, was
driving a car, and was involved in several accidents. How foolish can a 
person be? 

While watching the news story, a thought hit me. I'd never thought this
before, and it was rather interesting. 

Since there's a license for everything in the world, do I need to get a
license to drive my wife crazy? 

I must come clean and say that for the last 55 years I have been driving
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage crazy. I own up to it and take 
responsibility. 

The important issue that I had to work out was: where did I get my
license to drive my wife crazy? I thought a lot about this question 
because much of my life rests on it. 

After several days of pondering this query, I finally concluded I did
get my license to drive The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage crazy. 

You might say, “Where did you get your license?” 

I got my license to drive The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage crazy
55 years ago, in a church, before a minister I said, “I do.” That is 
all the license I need. 

I only wish I'd thought of this years ago, but I'm not going to waste my
time regretting what I haven't done. Instead, I'm going to focus on 
driving her crazy. After all, I've had a lot of practice through the 
years developing this driving skill. I will not brag, but I believe 
that I have become a professional driver in this area. 

Although it took me a long time to figure all of this out, I'm not going
to be wasting any more time in the future. I know I have my license, so 
I am going to do as much driving as I can. I'm going to make good use 
of my license. 

I'm not sharing this information with The Gracious Mistress of the
Parsonage because I want to get away with as much as possible. 

My license has not expired, so it is legitimate. I love it when a plan
comes together. I now need to get my game in order and figure out how 
to drive her crazy. At least crazier than she is already. 

Now that I know I have this driver's license, I can make the most of it.
The one thing I need to be careful about is not letting her know I have 
a license to drive her crazy. Oh, this is going to be so much fun. 

This demands quite a bit of planning on my part. I certainly don't want
to get caught. 

I spent several hours looking back over the years, figuring out how I
have driven her crazy in the past. At the time, I didn't know I was 
doing it. Now, I can do it and know that I am doing it. Does life get 
any better than that? 

One thing I need to consider is that when I am driving her crazy, I'm in
the passenger seat. So, I need to be very careful in planning. I 
certainly don't want anything to go wrong. After all, I'm going to have 
a lot of fun with this. 

Right after we were married, I taught her how to drive a car. She didn't


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