Do I Have A License To Drive My Wife Crazy? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Oct 18 2026	Views/Reads: 0/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Looking at my plan, I asked myself a serious question. Will this plan of mine really please God? Spontaneously driving my wife crazy is one thing, but deliberately planning to drive her crazy is completely different. God always comes first in my plans.

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have a license when we got married, so I helped her learn to drive and 
then took her to get her driver's license. So I have experience along 
this line that I want to use for my personal fun. 

I need to organize my plans carefully around this. I don't want her to
know that I am the person behind this “crazy.” If I can make it seem 
like it's anybody else's fault but mine, I'm going to get away with it. 


The one thing that really drives her crazy is a cockroach. They seem to
be very plentiful around our house. So, I like to get one and put it 
where she will notice it. And when she notices a cockroach, she goes 
crazy trying to find a broom in the house to get rid of it. I'm going 
to make the brooms a little harder to find, which will stretch out her 
“crazy.” 

That's just one ingredient in my plan to drive her crazy. I'm just
getting started; I have a lot more to do. 

My plan was coming together, and I was anxious to get it rolling. Then I
remembered a Bible verse. 

“But to do good and to communicate forget not: for with such sacrifices
God is well pleased” (Hebrews 13:16). 

Looking at my plan, I asked myself a serious question. Will this plan of
mine really please God? Spontaneously driving my wife crazy is one 
thing, but deliberately planning to drive her crazy is completely 
different. God always comes first in my plans.


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