I’m Not Old Just Young Challenged (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 19 2025	Views/Reads: 12/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I never understood this until one day I looked in my mirror and saw I had grey hair. I never thought my hair would get grey, but there it was and my mirror doesn’t lie, so says The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage.

Most people are fascinated by their age as if it makes any difference in
their lives. Some people are very intimidated by getting older and 
struggle against it. 

When I was young, I couldn't wait to get older. I couldn't wait until I
was old enough to get a driver's license. Why does it take so long to 
get old when you're young, and then when you're old, it flies by like a 
bullet? 

Sometimes I get a call from a scammer who asks me how old I am. I
respond, "I'm not sure how old I am because every year my age changes." 
Then I hear the infamous "click." 

I have several relatives who will never accept how old they are. They
are frozen at 20 and try living as though they were 20 years old. It 
never works out, but I'm not going to be the one to tell them. Why try 
to act like you're younger than you are when you could just be 
yourself? 

People are intimidated by getting older. I keep telling them that the
only cure for old age is to die. 

If I tried to live my life as though I were 20, I'd get into a lot of
trouble, especially with The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She is 
one of those reality people. I don't disagree with her, but many times, 
I get in conflict with her by not acting my age. 

I might be doing something rather silly, and she'll catch me. Then, with
both hands on her hips, she will say, "Why don't you just act your 
age?" 

A few times, I wanted to respond and ask her if she was acting her age,
but my love of life keeps me from doing stupid things like that. 

At this stage, the big question in my life is: How do I act my age? And
what really is my age? 

If I'm at a certain age, I'm not acting that age; I'm just living that
age. So when The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage wants me to act my 
age she wants me to pretend I'm older than I really am. I don't know 
what that means! 

I tried to tell her that I'm really not old; just young challenged. 

I was wondering the other day if I acted like I was 30 if The Gracious
Mistress of the Parsonage would recognize me. When I was 30, I was 
completely different than what I am today, whatever my age. I believe I 
should be able to get up in the morning, pick an age, and then act that 
age. 

It sounded like a good idea until I tried it. 

One morning, I got up and said to myself, "Today, I am 20, and so I'm
going to act like a 20-year-old." 

Before lunch, I had worn myself out so badly that I didn't know if I
would continue the day. I forgot how active I was at 20. I forgot that 
when I walked, I was half-running. I forgot that when I ate, I ate like 
a starving chimpanzee. Oh, I don't want to be young again. 

I begin to realize what it really means to be young challenged. I would
have to practice for a month to act like I was 20 for one day. I don't 
have that much time left to do that. 

So I'm young challenged. So what? 

When I was young I acted my age and got into some trouble that I won't
discuss with anyone today. But those days are over and now I'm going to 
try to act like I'm an old geezer. I have found that I am a superb 
actor in this category. If there was an Emmy for acting like an old 
geezer I would win hands down. 

My wife and I were discussing this, and she said, "I remember what you
were like when you were 20, and it would be good for you to act like 
you were 20 again." 


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