Writer's profile for 'Danny Zil'
Email address	dannyzil@hotmail.co.uk

PICASSO'S MODEL (standard:humor, 403 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Mar 02 2006	Views/Reads: 3585/5	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Salvador Dali entertains....himself.
AT THE DOC'S (standard:humor, 423 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Apr 14 2006	Views/Reads: 3537/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Doc wants to run some tests....but this dude ain't got the time for that kinda gig.
MY LITTLE JAIL BAIT (standard:poetry, 239 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jul 21 2006	Views/Reads: 4019/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A tender romantic tale of eternal love.
BURN-OUT (standard:humor, 616 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Oct 15 2006	Views/Reads: 3395/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A cautionary tale of burning desire....which could lead to a funeral pyre.
INTERVIEW (standard:humor, 625 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Mar 06 2007	Views/Reads: 3606/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Just a normal job interview....you've probably had one like it yourself.
THE STORY OF MANDEL SHIVERS (standard:humor, 575 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Apr 29 2007	Views/Reads: 3490/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Things ain't hangin right for Mandel just now....and bits of his girlfriend ain't hangin right either !
Bastard Threw ME ! (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jun 23 2007	Views/Reads: 3503/2261	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This dude thinks he can outsmart a Lawyer....but he's soon sent flyin !
QUASIMODO NEEDS A HUMP (standard:humor, 597 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Oct 03 2007	Views/Reads: 3563/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Well whoever woulda thought that the Hunchback of Notre Dame would be beggin for a hump !?
GOIN DOWN TO GRANDADDY'S FOR THE FALL (standard:humor, 622 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Oct 17 2008	Views/Reads: 3202/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
"Lawdy Lawd! Tings dis famly gets up to!"
TAXI RIDE (standard:humor, 648 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jan 16 2009	Views/Reads: 3212/2145	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Nothing unusual about this late night taxi ride.
THE BASTARD (standard:humor, 937 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Feb 19 2009	Views/Reads: 3166/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Appearances can be deceptive, very deceptive. This dude's turned out real smart....but check out what he's up to.
SO LOVED BY BIRDS (standard:humor, 790 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Mar 30 2009	Views/Reads: 3139/2041	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This blow job sucks !
BIG BOUNCING BREASTS MADE ME A SERIAL KILLER (standard:humor, 1056 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: May 05 2009	Views/Reads: 4239/2291	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This guy's work happens to be taking care of dead people....and he happens to like contributing a few bodies himself!
SIR PEWTER'S MOUSTACHE (standard:humor, 1437 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: May 16 2009	Views/Reads: 3168/2015	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sir Pewter loves his thick lush moustache....and the reason is prefectly understandable!
IT'S NOT YOUR DAY JFK (standard:Flash, 528 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: May 16 2012	Views/Reads: 3002/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Never come between a man and his Origami class.
DOUBLE-BILL (standard:Flash, 1398 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: May 20 2012	Views/Reads: 3079/1933	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This guy's plannin to jump off a ledge but a kindly Cop manages to bring him down.
ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 1, CHAPTER1. (standard:humor, 1771 words) [1/6] show all parts
Author: Danny Zil	Updated: Jun 11 2012	Views/Reads: 3071/1922	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A black science fiction comedy adventure.
ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 2, CHAPTER 1. (standard:humor, 806 words) [1/12] show all parts
Author: Danny Zil	Updated: Jun 14 2012	Views/Reads: 3037/2466	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Roger leaves Earth and heads to New Earth.
ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 3, CHAPTER 1. (standard:humor, 1974 words) [1/10] show all parts
Author: Danny Zil	Updated: Jun 18 2012	Views/Reads: 3113/1913	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Roger is on his way to New Earth but receives a message to visit a planet called Klyzemadex and decides to go.
AH WAS A-SNORIN WHEN THEY HUNG'D ME (standard:humor, 944 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jan 19 2013	Views/Reads: 2790/1971	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Corrected version.
WHEN IMAGINARY FRIENDS DON'T LIKE YOU (standard:Flash, 776 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Feb 28 2013	Views/Reads: 2899/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This dude ain't gonna win no popularity stakes!
IS MY MUSIC BOTHERIN YOU ? (standard:Flash, 577 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: May 11 2013	Views/Reads: 3224/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is what could happen when you play your music too loud, too late....could wind up bein too late for you!
ANALLY PROBED BY ALIENS (standard:Flash, 928 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: May 27 2013	Views/Reads: 3538/1944	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Frustrated Edna Kak finally meets a man who sweeps her off her feet.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? (standard:Flash, 700 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: May 31 2013	Views/Reads: 3051/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This angry doorman wants to bring down the famous rock star a peg or two.
ORDINARY JOE (standard:Flash, 608 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jun 14 2013	Views/Reads: 2903/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is how the precious gift of life turns out for most of us.
SMOKIN KILLS (standard:Flash, 521 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Dec 03 2013	Views/Reads: 3805/2	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This is one way to quit smokin.
GRAVEDIGGER (standard:horror, 602 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Dec 19 2013	Views/Reads: 3702/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
You don't want this guy diggin your grave, way out in them dark woods.
WAKE TO NOTHIN (standard:Flash, 483 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Mar 05 2014	Views/Reads: 7626/3	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Life can get dark and stay that way.
COLD BLACK MIRROR (standard:Flash, 5957 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Oct 04 2016	Views/Reads: 2616/1612	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
10 BLACK FLASH TALES.
LIKE A RUSTY SQUEEZEBOX (standard:Flash, 14311 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Apr 07 2018	Views/Reads: 2015/1278	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
18 BLACK COMEDY FLASH TALES.