ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 2, CHAPTER 9. (standard:humor, 1232 words) [9/12] show all parts
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jun 14 2012	Views/Reads: 2271/1679	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Roger, Hub Cap and Clarence get stoned.

NINE 

“'Got to have Kaya now!! Got to have Kaya now!! Got to have Kaya now,
for the rain is fallin!!'” sang Hub Cap and Clarence along with the 
fabulous reggae music booming from the speakers in the red sports car. 
They were smoking a large fat spliff. 

Hub Cap glanced in the passenger rear-view mirror. “Well hea comes the
bro now!” he announced, spotting Roger strolling up the street. 

Clarence turned the music down a little and Hub Cap turned and waved to
him. Roger grinned and waved back. 

“Where the hell you bin, Rog?” Hub Cap asked as he strolled up to them.
Roger grinned sheepishly (or wolfishly). “I was out meeting some of the 
local folk,” he replied. 

“Ah well that's cool then, my man, no harm done,” said Hub Cap. 

“Quite,” agreed Roger. 

“Hey, climb on in an meet Clarence.” 

Roger nodded and slipped into one of the rear seats. 

“Hey Clarence, this hea is Roga, the dude I was tellin you bout,”
intro'd Hub Cap. 

“Roga, my man! How's it hangin?” asked Clarence, turning round. 

“It's hanging pleasantly lightly,” replied Roger, recalling his recent
enjoyable encounter with Scabby Sue. 

Hub Cap and Clarence laughed. 

“You see, the bro's cool,” said Hub Cap. “Hey shake hans wit Clarence.” 

Roger leaned over and shook hands. “Pleased to meet you,” he said
politely. 

“An you, Roga.” 

“Clarence gonna help us wit the execution shit,” explained Hub Cap. 

“Why thank you,” said Roger. “Is everything still going to be okay?” 

“Shua is!” 

Roger grinned. “I say, that cigarette Clarence is smoking smells rather
nice. What is it?” 

Hub Cap and Clarence laughed again. 

“This hea is the finest ganja, my man,” Clarence told him, holding up
the spliff. “Try a coupla draws.” Roger hesitated. “Oh...bugger it!” he 
said and took it. He put the fat spliff to his lips and tentatively 
took a short draw. As expected, being a non-smoker, even this light 
drag was followed by a short coughing fit. His eyes also watered but he 
persisted and took another draw. 

“Take the smoke down deep,” advised Hub Cap, “an hold it.” 

Roger nodded and did as he was instructed. He took another light draw,
repeated the process then handed the spliff to Hub Cap. 

“Give it a coupla minutes,” Hub Cap told him. “then you find things
start to...change!” 

“You dig reggae?” Clarence asked Roger, pointing at the speakers. 

“Well...yes!” Roger heard himself say. ‘Actually I think I do!' he
thought and started swaying slightly with the music. 

Hub Cap laughed. “That's the weed kickin in, bro,” he told him. He took
a deep draw then passed the spliff to Clarence. 


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