The Idiotic Ideals of Irma-entry three (standard:humor, 161 words) [3/10] show all parts
Author: Electra	Added: Jun 12 2003	Views/Reads: 2594/0	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
same as one and two

This morning, while brushing my teeth and my eually horrendous hair both
at once, I started to think. But, now that I've taken my medication, I 
think I'll be okay for a while. Or maybe I didn't take it this morning? 
Oh well, we'll find out soon enough. Do you know, I've never told you 
my name. Well, I'd rather not if it's all the same to you, but...oh, 
fine, if you insist. It's Irma...oh shut-UP you buffoon. I's not like 
you really even have a name. Still, that hurt. I shall cry myself to 
sleep tonight. Or rather not. I suppose it depends on, do you know, I 
don't know! Oh, alright, I'll admit it. I didn't take my medication 
this morning. I suppose you've noticed by now though, being as sgarp as 
you are...right. You have no idea, the pills are like three pounds 
large! Youd' think I was kidding, wouldn't you. I'm serious- they're 
large for HORSE PILLS!!!!


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