The Idiotic Ideals of Irma-entry two (standard:humor, 158 words) [2/10] show all parts
Author: Electra	Added: Jun 12 2003	Views/Reads: 2775/0	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
same as chapter one

I never imagined myself marrying a real "hotsy-totsy," but now I can see
it all laid out. This guy is the perfectest guy in the whole universe. 
My knees turn to tapioca jello, yum, every time I see him, which is 
quite often so I'm usually late for class. But it'as worth it, oh so 
worth it. I first saw him running into the girls bathroom, broken 
glasses in hand, with blood running out of his nose. AAAHHHHH...how 
dreamy. Never mind the attack I had in front of him the other day. I 
had "forgotten" to take my medication that day. Oh, come on. This 
medicine has seriously horrendous side effects! It makes my nose swell 
up to at least twice it's normal size! It truly is very unpleasant. 
Anyhow, I had a "crazy attack" and started unning around the room 
yelling things like "pee-wee hockey!" and "environmental health means 
the bad thing is gonna eat us all!"


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