Fifi the temp (standard:other, 769 words)
Author: kathyg	Added: May 02 2012	Views/Reads: 2905/1881	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Sally got laid off from her job and Fifi is the "temp" They don't know that Fifi is a poodle!

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"Are you a temp or something?  You are really lazy but I do like your
hat!" 

"What happened to Sally?" 

"Didn't you hear she got laid off?" 

"No, and they give us this creature instead? Lucky us!" 

"What's your name  anyway?" 

Fifi just stares. 

"Here is some extra work for you.  Get it done by five pm." 

"How do you expect me to do work? I have no hands." 

But all they see is attitude. 

"Oh so you have an attitude.  What agency are you from? I will give them
a call, NOW!" 

The pile of papers fall to the floor 

Fifi takes the papers in her mouth and throws them around the room. 

"That's what I think of work!  Where's my paycheck!", Fifi wonders. 

"When do I take my break?" 

The office manager walks up to Fifi, takes off her hat, and screams. 

"It's a poodle! The agency sent us a poodle to do Sally's work?" 

I know her job is easy but to send a poodle to do her work? " 

Get the agency on the phone  NOW! 

The office manager dials the number to the agency. 

"Hello, is this some kind of joke? Why did you send us a poodle to so
Sally's job? What you don't have any idea what we are taking about?  We 
have a poodle here with a hat and awful perfume here at the front desk. 
Come get the poodle NOW!" 

"We have no idea what you are talking about. We sent no poodle. Maybe
Sally sent the poodle? Have you thought of that?" 

Fifi walks up to the office manager and bites her ankle. 

"Bad dog!", the office manager says. "Who is your owner?" 

Fifi just stares then lifts her leg. 

Read the tag 

A note attached to Fifi's collar says 

"You sacked me once I cried ten buckets So I sent my dog To cause a
ruckus! 

"I'm just a "temp" What's that you say? Lift my leg and Have a nice
day!" 

Give Sally another chance You lazy, gossiping lazy pants!" 

Fifi sings 

Where's my paycheck? Well, here's the scoop! Check out by the water
cooler I left a pile of poop! 

Have a nice day! 


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