Where Are They Now in 2013 (standard:Fan Fiction, 179 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Dec 02 2011	Views/Reads: 3096/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Where are they now in 2013.

Where Are They Now in 2013 

Subba Rao 

Cain's Carnivore Pizza 

One size fits all 

Total toppings 9 

Meats from 9 different sources 

Weighs 9 pounds 

Delivered within 9 minutes 

Within the radius of 9 miles 

Gingrich General Contracting 

Sold fake contracts to millions of Americans in 1990's 

Contracts tailored for 

Social conservatives and immigrants 

Revolving loan contracts, a specialty 

Lessons in history for million bucks 

All pure pluff 

Rick's Karaoke Bar & Grill 

Aliens are especially welcome at Rick's 

All recipes are faith based 

At Rick's it all about free beans and gas wells 

A slab of meat for a flat rate of 11 bucks 

Michelle's miscellaneous 

On Sale 

Do it yourself water boarding kits 

A self-help guide to live without social security and Medicare 

From farm to fame in 9 easy steps 

Prints of my self portrait 

A cat has 9 lives to live and we have only one why? A self
introspection. 

The country is going in the wrong direction. Where are you during the
last 9 years? Just a rhetorical question (By an unknown American) 


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