Maya Bazaar (standard:non fiction, 149 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: May 29 2011	Views/Reads: 2743/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Things sold at Maya Bazaar or Fake Market

Maya Bazaar 

Subba Rao 

Only at Maya Bazaar 

Mortgage backed securities are safe 

Double digit returns in Real Estate Investing 

Double digit returns from Hedge Funds 

Junk Bonds with Triple A Rating 

Ponzi Schemes run by Ex Securities Commissioners 

0% Down Mortgage Deals 

Debt Consolidation Sweet Deals 

35% Pay Raises for Corp. Heads 

Mentally Derailed Talk Show TV Hosts with Millions of Listeners 

Tea Party where no Tea is served 

Scrap Regulatory Agencies and Social Programs to Jump Start the Economy 

Cut Income Taxes for Ultra Rich 

Only Successful Recycling Program is Political Spin 

25-Item Chinese Buffett 

Exorbitant Rates for Fancy Menu at Posh Indian Restaurants 

The Word ‘Natural' on Food Labels Like 

Natural Carbonation on Beer Can 

The Word ‘Green' on Every Product Label 

Ethanol as Auto Fuel 

Corporate Headquarters for Club 4H for 

Hype, Hoopla, Hot Air & Hog Wash 

Welcome to Maya Bazaar or Fake Market 


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