Eat (standard:other, 182 words)
Author: Jake P.	Added: Nov 11 2010	Views/Reads: 2849/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I love food. How 'bout you? I bet you do. Here's a story, about a time I ate too much. So here it is. Hope you enjoy!

Once I loved pie. Oh how I loved them so. With their hot maple syrup and
mandarin oranges. Oh yum yum. Well you get the point. Back then I ate 
pancakes A LOT! And I mean A LOT! But one dark and stormy night I said: 
"Uhhh, I really don't feel like eating pancakes." He heard a noise 
coming from the freezer. He didn't think much of it so he stayed laying 
on the floor. Then, a waffle came out of the freezer and said in a 
zombie voice: "EAT ME!" He threw a DVD at the waffle. Thinking there 
were more, I called the police. They came and kept shooting at the 
pancakes. The pancakes were dodging the bullets. A man told me to step 
outside while they kill the pancakes. A few minutes later, pancakes 
were running out of my house. They grabbed me and took me to their 
flying saucer which was hidden behind a tree. When we got away from 
Earth they shot a death beam and destroyed the planet. I lived happily 
ever after in Pancake Land. 


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