Referee Lament (standard:non fiction, 364 words)
Author: Tony Dungate	Added: Feb 08 2009	Views/Reads: 3110/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Referee Lament

In a city called Toronto nestled around a famous great lake; I was a
middle-aged man who in the winter did skate 

When young, hockey did I play, now I skate in white and black; Without
me and my kind there would be no game, that is a fact 

An annual clinic I take, preparing for a new season to begin; No matter
the outcome, 100% respect from the fans I never win 

When certified the tournaments do arrive, and I start to work; New rules
and emphasis I apply, still end up as the “Jerk” 

Skating from end to end in freezing cold always without bias; Who wins
doesn't matter and is never important to any of us 

Three periods a game, and multiple games I skate throughout the season;
Seen rookies get undressed after two periods, which is all part of the 
fun. 

How many penalties each team receives I don't count and matters not to
me; Although sometimes teams think make-up calls are part of their 
entrance fee 

Season is long and sometimes I lose sight of my professional way;
Obligated for my digressions to take the hit and do ultimately pay 

As I go down, an unwritten rule exists, as the crowd always does cheer;
On-ice partners lick their lips in anticipation for their next free 
beer 

I give everything I have for a game's that's fun and safe for all to
play; Aches, pains, and sprains don't prevent me from starting over the 
next day. 

In the end I skate for exercise, camaraderie and sheer love of the game;
As I hang up the skates, take a seat and look back, I will know no 
shame 

As the game ends, shower, change and pack my bags a few bucks richer;
Knowing one day my arm may not allow me to pour from the pitcher 

Those who forsake their nights, weekends and holidays at the local rink;
I salute your annual perseverance and devotion with a tall cold drink 

So the next time you go to the rink and have a beef you'd like to share;
Use your time, energy and courage to skate in his place; if you dare! 


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