The Idiotic Ideals of Irma-entry nine (standard:humor, 289 words) [9/10] show all parts
Author: Electra	Added: Jun 12 2003	Views/Reads: 2441/0	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
same as one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight

Today, I fell in love all over again. I decided that, although I liked
him, Riley wasn't right for me. Plus he didn't love me and it's kind of 
hard with that type of a relationship.I mean, when I ran up to him from 
the other end of the hallway, he'd run away faster than I've ever seen 
any geek run in my life. It was quite sad to tell you the truth. Oh 
well, ugly people make me squirmy anyhow. Anyhow, I think he likes me 
and will hopefully ask me to this weekend's hop n' bop dance. It'll be 
superfun. AND dance FREE. I will make no further mistakes in that area. 
I have more important things to worry about than learning how to dance. 
Like those counseling, math......solving....people.....oh, I can't 
think of any more names for them! I suppose from now on I could call 
them the journal nazis. It's a perfect name, don'tyou think? Well, 
obviously not, your sooo dumb-witted. Aha, sarcasm! Well that won't get 
you your way with me you...FOGHORN! Anyhow, nothing can bother me 
today, well almost nothing. Maybe I should take military action. Or I 
could set them up for a crime ands then they'd go to jail and I'd be 
free from this....harrassment! They haven't come for you yet, but they 
will, ooooohhhhh they will. They're planning a raid! They're going to 
kill me and take you! But there's one thing they won't get out of me! 
I'll never tell! You can't make me! NOOOOOOO! 

"But honey, it's time for your medication. We know you haven't been
taking it and we're scared for you. Now you're taking it, and that's 
FINAL! 

Oh, righto, but I'll be back for you...you....BENEDICT ARNOLD!!


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