The Idiotic Ideals of Irma-entry one (standard:humor, 191 words) [1/10] show all parts
Author: Electra	Updated: Jun 12 2003	Views/Reads: 3671/1	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
It's about a girl who is jut trying to live a normal life as a weirdo...with her journal at hand

Today, in advisement, I was sitting between two guys, I'll call them
blue and yellow, the color of their shirts, for I do not know their 
real names. Although, I suppose that their names could be blue and 
yellow...Anyways, I was sitting between Blue and Yellow, when all of a 
whiffy I got this feeling. It felt like I was being guarded by Blue and 
Yellow, like a princess or something. Wow, now let me say that 
backwards, wow. Well, I felt really important-not like they were 
gurading me from anything in specific, just like I was so important as 
to always have a bodyguard. But, then again, if I was to always have 
bodyguards, I would have to have bodyguards that were women to, ya 
know, go poddy. Then again, I wouldn't want a bodyguard that couldn't 
properly protect me! How horrendous! They would have to take 
steriods...before they would be....hired by me.....Oh no. I'm going, 
no, I've gone loopy! Cooky in the head! A few fries short of a happy 
meal! I have screws loose in the old...knoggin. Oh geez, I think it's 
time for my medication. G2G. Tah-tah.


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