Cupid Sucks. (standard:poetry, 124 words)
Author: Finn McKool	Added: Feb 14 2003	Views/Reads: 3336/0	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Just a little "I hate Valentine's Day" poem.

It's time for valentine's 

and gooshy rhymes. 

I'm layin' mines 

For that dude flying blind 

That little winged fuck. 

The blind Puck. 

I'm layin' low and 

thinkin' of movin to Idaho 

Or Kokomo 

And waitin' out the snow. 

I ain't got the money or the time 

To worry about makin some honey mine. 

So I'm just gonna hide out. 

Til the flowers sprout 

And Cupid bugs out. 

And just send a few shouts out. 

Cuz I got friends in low places. 

And they got low faces. 

Meanwhile I got bill races. 

And no schedule spaces. 

And while I wouldn't mind a few embraces. 

I've got too many paper chases. 

So, kids, get laid and have a ball. 

And to that blind bitch Cupid? Fuckall. 


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