Solving the Mystery of Picking a President (standard:humor, 899 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 26 2012	Views/Reads: 2543/1764	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were casually sitting on the back porch enjoying our evening coffee together. Suddenly, the conversation turned to things political. This does not happen very often so at the moment I was a little surprised by

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her face but everybody has the right to live in the wonderful land of 
denial. 

Then I come to the more technical aspects of this matter of picking.
Some prefer the left over the right while others prefer the right over 
the left. Then of course there are those who do both at the same time 
confusing everybody watching them. 

It is very confusing talking with these people because one time they are
on one side and the next time they are on the other side. I know both 
sides are equally significant but I hate being confused. 

These, I think, would be called "equal opportunity pickers." They do not
prefer one side to the other but both sides, in their opinion, is good. 
It is hard to argue with logic like that. It is the same kind of logic 
that your wife uses when she asked you, "Does this dress make me look 
fat?" 

No matter if you are picking the president of the United States or your
nose, you always end up with the same thing. 

There is only one selecting process that is devoid of any frustration at
all. Jesus mentioned it, "Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, 
and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that 
your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in 
my name, he may give it you." (John 15:16 KJV). 

God's choice has eternal ramifications. 


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