Writer's profile for 'Dr. Tortoise'
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Email address	cyberdan2@earthlink.net
City	East Bay
State	California
Country	The Great Satan
Birthdate	A dark day in 1983
Sex	Male
Marital state	Single, and currently very enthusiastic about the concept of "free love."
Profession	Combating The Man by systematically getting bad grades. Yeah, right...
Interests	Eating & Sleeping & Writing Online Profiles of Myself
Short bio	Blindly living the media-governed life of the white straight rich suburban teenage male
Comments	You know those fucking little birds that always dash in front of cars, only to escape at the last minute? I wanna smash ‘em. Cocky bastards.

Exit Persephone (standard:poetry, 362 words)
Author: Dr. Tortoise	Added: Feb 24 2001	Views/Reads: 3940/0	Story vote: 0.00 (3 votes)
A poem I wrote while stoned. I had been brutally dumped the preceeding day, so the imagery is quite peculiar. It ends up being humorous, and having interesting psychological implications. See if you can unravel the convoluted metaphors!
The Implications of Some Rather Greasy French Fries (standard:non fiction, 397 words)
Author: Dr. Tortoise	Added: Feb 24 2001	Views/Reads: 5130/1	Story vote: 0.00 (8 votes)
A log of my counciousness upon and shortly after looking down into the box of McDonalds french fries that came with my meal. Kinda funny. Mostly cute. Send me lots of criticism!