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Floppy's Revenge (standard:adventure, 255 words) | |||
Author: Ioan Imirish and Natasha Scott | Added: May 27 2004 | Views/Reads: 3669/0 | Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes) |
A gripping and fast-paced narrative | |||
One frosty morning, Morag tried to become more evidently helpful towards her green fingered grandmother. She agreed to regard Molly, her tortoise, with more vigorous attention. This resulted in Morag committing bigamy in the grand casino across the road in order to obtain a nice tin of dog-polish to clean Molly with. Soon after, Molly refused to play fetch with Morag, who became ostentatiously jealous of granny Jill because the tortoise was fetching for Jill. For the unsubtle revenge Morag decided upon wreaking her garden gnomes and refurbishing the interior with calcium-based cheese-strings. Understandably granny wasn't upset but devastated instead. To return the cheese-strings granny ate Morag's neighbour's dairylea-spread, cackling to death. New opportunities arose when Chippendales ,the strippers, refused Monty's offer of tea and coffee to pour Horlicks out of business. Floppy Roberts, the steel worker from Nigeria, cycled over wearing a tightly fitted vest showing a nipple or two. He blushed when Johnny Tybbs wolf-whistled at his fetching Speedos. Later, it started lighteninging and thundering, so Floppy decided to improvise stripping for Johnny. Meanwhile, Morag shot Monty in his finger, therefore causing gangrene to take effect. Sadly, Johnny moved to Nigeria; so Floppy went home. Molly hibernated for winter fun! Meanwhile, all of Morag's cheese-strings were mouldy so she fed Jill them causing untimely diarrhoea with side-effects of death. And in the Nigerian Alps Floppy died of a broken heart upon learning Johnny was in Switzerland with Molly's brother tortoise. The very end of the manuscript By Ioan Imirish and Natasha Francies Scott-Chambers. Tweet
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