attack of the bowling pins (standard:fantasy, 942 words)
Author: Knifeman	Added: Feb 05 2001	Views/Reads: 4623/5	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My story is about bowling pins that kidnap 10 people and use them as bowling pins

ATTACK OF THE BOWLING PINS One day I turned the TV. on and I was
flipping thru channels when I came across a station with bowling on it. 
 Bowling happens to be my favorite sport so stopped channel surfing and 
started to watch that.  It was the championship game between David Cold 
& his opponent B. Owen Wayne Longswerth.  Well it was the closest 
scoring game between two people that I had ever seen.  The two bowlers 
kept throwing strike after strike after strike frames one thru 9 for 
both David Cold & his opponent B. Owen Wayne Longswerth were all 
strikes and in the tenth frame they both got two strikes now it was 
time for the last ball of the game first up was B. Owen Wayne 
Longswerth when he threw his ball down the lane it rode on the edge of 
the gutter all the way down and when it got to the end it had an 
extremely large hook and he picked up a strike he had got his perfect 
game ( 300 ) of his 15 year career, and now it was David Cold’s turn 
when he thru his ball down the lane he hit the pocket that he wanted 
but he threw the ball with so much force that when it hit the pins it 
knocked them all down but two they wobbled but they would not fall so 
his third championship game he left a seven ten split.  So that made B. 
Owen Wayne Longswerth the winner so he went home with his tenth 
championship win of his career, a trophy, and most of all he took home 
a grand total of $500,000,000 ( 500 million dollars ). So I thought I 
would try my luck I went and got my bowling ball and went to Tiny’s 
Bowling Lanes  it is the biggest bowling alley in existence in the 
united states.  I started out good X X X X X X X X X X X then to my 
surprise on the last frame and ball of the game the pins came to life 
and jumped out of the way so I ended up with a score of 290 then the 
pins started yelling  “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HIT WITH A BOWLING BALL 
DAY AFTER DAY, MONTH AFTER MONTH, & YEAR AFTER YEAR WITHOUT A DAY OFF” 
so I said uhh I wouldn’t ? and then they started chasing me so I ran 
away I found an old store and I hid in there and when I thought I lost 
them I seen them come out of a hardware store with a LOT of rope. So I 
started to run again but they caught me took me back to the bowling 
alley but on the way back to the bowling alley they picked up nine 
other people so it made ten of us then they tied us up so we could not 
run and stood us up in the position of bowling pins on lane # 5 then 
they yelled “ok  all of you  guys it’s our turn now” and all the pins 
in the building came to life and came over to lane # 5 and this was a 
lot of pins now ten pins from each lane two-hundred lanes that is 
two-thousand pins.  and pin by pin they all played three games a piece 
on us that is a total of six-thousand games which was also a total of 
seventy-two-thousand hits because since they were bowling pins they 
knew where to throw the ball and every pin in every one of their games 
got nothing but perfect games  then they let us all go and we took 
about six months time to heal all our broken bones that were all over 
our body and to learn how to walk again took eighteen months ( one and 
a half years ) in total it took twenty-four months ( two years ) and I 
do not know about the others but I am to this day terrified of bowling 
balls, bowling pins , bowling alleys , and even rope.  I was so scared 
of all that I moved away so far that the nearest hardware store is 
five-hundred miles away and the nearest bowling alley is five-thousand 
miles away I sold all of my bowling equipment blocked out all the 
sports channels on my television and I do not want anything to do with 
bowling or any kind of sports at all. I do not want anything to do with 
rope either.  I do not even want any thing to do with the people that 
thru the whole ordeal with me. When it was all done with I went and 
learned how to run really fast I can now run a mile in three seconds 
flat. I am so bad because of that ordeal that now if I even see a 
picture of a bowling alley or a bowling ball or a bowling pin or some 
rope or even a picture of the people that went thru the ordeal with me 
I start running and I do not stop four ten days.  I remember the last 
time it was just a picture of some rope and I ended up in Alaska. Now I 
lock my self in the house and never go out I have someone get my 
groceries and pay my bills for me I have all I need to live I have my 
dog , my play station , my cd’s and cd player , my television excluding 
all of the sports channels of course ,  and my computer 

THE END 


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