The Frog (standard:humor, 224 words)
Author: kendall thomas	Added: Dec 07 2000	Views/Reads: 4382/1	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A poem about hyperdimensional extraction with comentary.

The Frog by Count Flarinsteingottielhorne 

There was a frog 

lying on a log 

dreaming that it was a man, 

a man eating a frog.* 

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*This is, of course, on the surface, a poem about the thermodynamics of
interspatial defractification on a subatomic level.  But the discerning 
reader will quickly grasp that this is also a poem of deeper levels 
which can be peeled back like the layers of a free radical suspended in 
a hyperdimensional extraction. 

But enough said. 

Votes [1-10] that’s what this is all about, people.  And who has the
most.  Let’s not kid ourselves.   It’s a dog eat dog world.  The 
competition is fierce.  I don’t want to sound peevish, but I expect to 
see tens across the board. 

And why, you ask, should we care what you want? 

Because!  my hand is on a mouse, too.   But my mouse is connected to a
an arsenal of nuclear missiles that I purchased from a starving third 
world country that stole them from a first world country that had so 
many that they didn’t even miss them.  I’M SERIOUS, PEOPLE!  You’re  
fuckin’ with a deperate person.  I’m your worse fuckin’ nightmare:  a  
disgruntled poet with an attitude.  When your finger is poised above 
your mouse to vote, just remember this.  Tomorrow the temperature in 
the shade could be 5000 degrees Fahrenheit. 


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