Irish Whiskey (standard:humor, 214 words)
Author: Kinslayer	Added: Jul 22 2003	Views/Reads: 3731/1	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Just a song about a night I had

I got off of work a bit after four 

But on my way home, I stopped by the store 

I purchased a bottle I picked it up cheap 

I'll just have a shot so I can go sleep 

Well that's what I said before I was drunk 

But now that I am, I'm down on my luck 

I won't go to bed till this bottle is through 

I'm going to do it and so will all you 

Oh, I can only have one more drink 

But first I'll get up go and take a leak 

When I came back I stared at the floor 

Oh what the hell! I'll have a few more 

Well that's what I said before I was drunk 

But now that I am, I'm down on my luck 

I won't go to bed till this bottle is through 

I'm going to do it and so will all you 

Now here I am, hugging a bowl 

Heaving and hurling out of control 

My stomach is sore my complexion is green 

I learned my limit if you know what I mean 

Well now here I am slobbering drunk 

I can't believe how low I have sunk 

So when they say, “Just have one more drink.” 

Maybe that's something that you should rethink 


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