The Idiotic Ideals of Irma-entry six (standard:humor, 248 words) [6/10] show all parts
Author: Electra	Added: Jun 12 2003	Views/Reads: 2383/0	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
same as one, two, three, four, and five

From now on, you are my journal. After that HORRENDOUS accident at one
of my counseling sessions, I have decided to keep a different journal 
just in case those counseling hippies try to come to my home and 
steal...um, the other you. Now they won't know what you look like. At 
least not for now. I fear they know all about us now. We shall have to 
skip countries like secret...beings. Guess what?! Yesterday, I found 
out my dream boat's name...aaahhhhh. Anyhow, his name is Riley. Did I 
tell you we spoke? Aaaaaaahhhhh yes. After my last attack he spoke 
these immortal words. "Geez, what a freak!" we're like, we're 
like,...sigfried and roy! I've always admired those two. They seem so, 
how should I put it, homosexual. Or was it homosapien? Oh well. I shall 
have to ask a hotline. Perhaps the one called 'Men After Midnight.' The 
pictures on their commercials lead me to believe that they know 
somethind about this issue. Well, better get back to security. I'm 
installing a deadbolt on the edge of your cover. Haha, my brilliant 
plan! Now, to get into you, they shall either have to be SUPERMAN to 
crush my deadbolt, or they shall have to be....they shall have to 
be....smart enough to just rip the cover off! Oh tattersniffel! Now I 
shall have to think of a new fool-proof...no...IRMA-PROOF brilliant 
plan (which won't be too hard for me)! I WILL keep those counseling 
camp wonder boys away from...my prrreciousssssssssssssss!!!!


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