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Malaprop Dating (standard:humor, 52 words)
Author: J P St. JullianAdded: Jan 03 2003Views/Reads: 3740/1Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
A humorous misuse of the English language!
 



Malaprop Dating 

by St. Jullian 

Overheard sitting in a booth at a local restaurant: 

"Now Harvey," said this girl to her sweetheart, "you's done been paying
me your distresses for quite long enough.  I think it time you made 
known your contentions, so as not to keep me in expense any longer!" 


   


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