Lost Doghood (standard:humor, 2073 words)
Author: Muhammad Nasrullah Khan	Added: Sep 23 2001	Views/Reads: 3644/2268	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Dogs are fed up of humans and want to get rid of this ugly creature.

Lost Doghood Story by Muhammad Nasrullah Khan 

At last big and barren graveyard was decided to be the best and safe
place for the decisive session of noble dogs. It was the unique event 
of dog-history that they were united and strongly convinced that 
everything in the human world was rotten, false and disgusting. 
Experience brought them to the conclusion that it was better to live in 
hell than in the human world. Now they all wanted to leave this brutish 
human society, but where to go? It was to be settled and they needed 
suggestions of great brains of sensible dogs.  But alas! Many noble 
dogs failed to give practical suggestions-------their brains had been 
wasted in other great philosophical issues like the absurdity of life 
and the meaninglessness of existence. They had disappointed the highest 
hopes of common dogs. But the positive point was that it was revealed 
to Tom, Heck and Herry that most of the philosopher dogs had just put 
on the mask of wisdom, otherwise they were not different from them, 
having the same stupid complexes and fears. 

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That night special arrangements were made to have full-fledged meeting.
Many of them were still frightened because a night before they came 
across police and many dogs were killed by their brutish firing, when 
they had just started their meeting in the open barren plain out of the 
city. Although they had selected a safe place but unfortunately that 
night police brought some 'criminals' to kill in police encounter. Next 
day when the dead bodies of those criminals appeared on newspapers, 
nobody thought about the dead dogs lying in the background. Not even a 
single human brain thought about the 'extra Judicial' murder of 
innocent dogs. It happened many times that when police did not find any 
man at night, they killed such innocent dogs. These harmless creatures 
were never able to understand the cause of this cruel act. They could 
not understand the fact that police were jealous of their indifferent 
and fearless attitude. Once when dogs used to perform this duty there 
was peace and security in human society. But when man became civilized 
and dogs were replaced by police all criminal activities started in the 
darkness of night. There were huge files of wise suggestions to reform 
the police , but nobody thought that that duty could be performed more 
efficiently by dogs. Dogs' sorrow was augmented by the remarks of the 
public when they would call the names of dogs to abuse the police-- e.g 
dirty dogs, son of bitch or bastard dogs. 

The Graveyard was a safe place for them , because human beings are
always afraid of their dead relations, which reminds them of 
God------they accept the existence of God but they never consider it 
pleasing to meet God. Dogs knew that weakness of man; therefore, they 
were quite at home there. Although the meeting had to be started at 
midnight, the graveyard was filled with dogs . Shaggy, the secretary of 
the dog's association, was having a round of the place with his anxious 
eyes and wrinkled forehead. He was thin and weak, always ready to frown 
at the small disturbance. He was an intelligent dog with weak nerves. 
Whenever he was worried he would crush the hard earth with his soft 
feet. He never quarreled with other dogs, all his anger was shifted to 
his own heart; all his life was spent being beaten by the rascal dogs, 
but he never scolded them. He would lie on the earth silently to be 
beaten. It was due to this quality that he was selected for this 
honorable post. Even he was nominated for the Hoble Prize, the most 
noble title of dogs. 

He had to work hard because many dogs blamed him for the tragic
happening of the previous session. Honorable Scooby, the president of 
this association, had also shown his displeasure. 

At midnight almost all dogs had arrived at the meeting place. Now
honourable Scooby was awaited. Scooby was seventeen years old , the 
most senior of them all. His life was spent in that graveyard. Due to 
his ascetic nature, he never indulged himself in worldly affairs--not 
even for any bitch. He knew it very well that bitches led the noble 
dogs to the lust of world. He knew many great brains who could change 
the world, but that bloody love with bitches made them the most foolish 
and pathetic creature of the universe. He believed that the major cause 
of madness and violence among dogs was due to bitches. Those who could 
have been the heroes of the nation were now mean sensualists. They had 


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