We Weren’t Expecting That (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jul 02 2023	Views/Reads: 547/325	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Instead of judging other people for what they do, I need to pay close attention to what I’m doing daily.

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waiter over and showed him that in the crust of her pizza was a human 
hair. It was baked into the crust, and only The Gracious Mistress of 
the Parsonage would ever be able to see that. 

The waiter came, and she showed him the hair, and he was rather stunned
and said, “I'll go get the manager.” 

The manager came out, and we could tell the hair did not belong to him
because he was bald. Not even facial hair. 

He looked at the hair to ensure it was what she said it was. She turned
out to be right, as usual. 

“I don't know how that happened, and I'm very sorry. Could I bring you a
free pizza?” We told him we were full and could not eat any more pizza. 
Then he surprised us. 

“I'm so sorry for this, and let me say right now that your lunch is on
me today. This will not cost you anything.” 

He wouldn't take no for an answer, so we accepted his generosity. 

I know The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage can do anything and
everything, but I never realized that she also could clone my uncle. 

On the way home I couldn't help but think of Ecclesiastes 2:15, “Then
said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even 
to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this 
also is vanity.” 

Instead of judging other people for what they do, I need to pay close
attention to what I'm doing daily.


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