Who Invented the AutoCorrect? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Apr 16 2023	Views/Reads: 515/327	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The most important AutoCorrect for me is the Word of God. I'm so thankful that God's Word AutoCorrects me in my daily life when I need it and it has always been true.

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happening. I love it when a plan comes together. 

There's no way I could ever catch up with the many times she has
AutoCorrected me, but it certainly will be fun trying. 

Whenever I say something that's not exactly true, she cannot help but
jump in and AutoCorrect me. 

But I first remembered this happening right after we were married. I did
not know how to handle it. I was a little frustrated when she did it. 
Now, after over 50 years of marriage, it is one of the great aspects of 
our relationship. 

Most importantly, she doesn't know what I'm doing. And I beg you not to
let her know. 

One time it did backfire on me. We were with some friends talking about
money. I don't know why people talk about money, but they do. And I 
said something to the effect that we made over $100,000 a year. I was 
waiting for her to jump in and do her AutoCorrect. But she said 
nothing. 

I'm not sure why she didn't respond, but when we got home that night,
she looked at me and said, "Ok, where is all that money? What have you 
done with it?" 

It took me a while to back out of that hole, but as far as I know,
that's the only time it backfired on me. 

I should be thankful that I have my own AutoCorrect to keep me from
embarrassing myself. It may not be free, but it is worth it. 

As I was pondering this, I began to think of the spiritual side. David
says in Psalms 119:11, 16, "Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I 
might not sin against thee. I will delight myself in thy statutes: I 
will not forget thy word." 

The most important AutoCorrect for me is the Word of God. I'm so
thankful that God's Word AutoCorrects me in my daily life when I need 
it and it has always been true.


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