If I’m Not Crazy Nobody Is (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 19 2023	Views/Reads: 587/369	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
No matter how crazy the world around me is, I can trust God to lead me in the right direction.

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I remember once getting in trouble with The Gracious Mistress of the
Parsonage. 

I was in my easy chair reading a book, she came in very anxious and
said, “Have you seen my glasses? I can't find them.” 

I looked at her and assumed this was a trick question and she was
setting me up for something because her glasses were on the top of her 
head. I didn't know where this “joke” was going, but I thought I would 
just play along. 

Looking at her, I said, “Are you crazy or what?”  Then I laughed
hysterically as she stared at me. 

“I am not crazy; I just cannot find my glasses.”  She wasn't laughing. 

Looking through the living room, she finally reached to the top of her
head and said, “Oh, here they are on top of my head. Why didn't you 
tell me? Are you crazy or what?” 

It's crazy people like me that have all the fun in the world from people
who don't think they're crazy. There's not a day in the week that I 
would ever suggest to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage that I 
thought she was crazy. I do think that way, but I will never expose 
that thought to her because I love my life as it is. 

What would life be without a little bit of craziness? 

From my long experience with being crazy, I have concluded that being
crazy is an art. It takes a long time to learn how to be crazy, and I 
think I am very close to a Ph.D. in crazyolgy. 

I couldn't help but think of my favorite Bible verse. Proverbs 3:5-6,
“Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own 
understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy 
paths.” 

No matter how crazy the world around me is, I can trust God to lead me
in the right direction.


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