Did I Just Call Myself? (standard:humor, 915 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 09 2020	Views/Reads: 1305/984	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I do not need a cell phone to call God because I have put my faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, and I now am connected with God.

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I must confess I have enjoyed some of these telemarketing calls. 

One call was for pain in my body. Someone sent in my name, reporting
that I had pain in my body, and they had a medicine that could help me 
with all my pain. 

“Where do you have pain in your body?” 

“Well,” I said as seriously as possible, “I have this terrific pain in
my neck.” 

This information excited the telemarketer, and he wanted to know how I
got this pain and where it came from. To which I said, "My pain in the 
neck comes from people like you calling me every day." 

“Click.” 

I look forward to those calls. 

Then, the other day I got a strange call on my cell phone. I looked to
see who was calling, and to my surprise, it was me. It was my name and 
phone number that showed up on my cell phone screen. I was calling 
myself. 

I cannot tell you how anxious I was to talk to myself. I was going to
give myself a piece of my mind. Of course, it would be good to talk to 
myself about certain things. 

So, I answered the phone. “Hello, Pastor Snyder, how in the world are
you?” 

To my great disappointment, it was not me calling me. Rather, it was
some telemarketer wanting to know how much my electric bill was each 
month. 

I remember what David said, and he did not have a cell phone. "Because
he hath inclined his ear unto me, therefore will I call upon him as 
long as I live” (Psalm 116:2). 

I do not need a cell phone to call God because I have put my faith in
the Lord Jesus Christ, and I now am connected with God.


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