The Only Exercise I Get Is Shivering in the Cold (standard:humor, 905 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 20 2018	Views/Reads: 1743/1188	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The best exercise, of course is spiritual. Exercising my faith in God is the most important thing in my life.

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could get it right. 

Then an opportunity presented itself. 

“Maybe,” my wife said as seriously as she has ever been, “you should do
a little bit of exercise.” 

“I get plenty of exercise,” I said rather smugly. 

“Oh yeah,” she said with both hands firmly placed on her hips. “Where
are you getting any exercise?” 

“I get all the exercise I need,” I said, “by shivering out in the cold.”


She looked at me for a moment and finally said, “You know that you're a
mess!” 

Paul said it best when he said, “For bodily exercise profiteth little:
but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life 
that now is, and of that which is to come” (1 Timothy 4:8). 

The best exercise, of course is spiritual. Exercising my faith in God is
the most important thing in my life.


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