Can Two Walk Together, Except They Be Going to the Same Store? (standard:humor, 903 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 18 2017	Views/Reads: 1938/1374	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I must say that my wife and I are good partners in just about everything except in this area of relaxation. However, every good relationship has its opposites. The important thing is to recognize the opposite and not allow that to define the relationship.

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Augustine area. Unfortunately for me, she knows every one of them. 

With a little bit of persuasion on her part I got out of bed, dressed
and walked with her to the car so she could drive us to the first 
thrift store. 

It has been a long time since I have been in a thrift store and so I had
forgotten pretty much what it was all about. I walked in the first one 
and that thrift store aroma smacked me right in the face. 

“Doesn't that,” my wife said with a giggle in her throat, “smell
wonderful?” 

Obviously, we have noses from different resources and my nose said,
“Yuck, what stinks?” I was afraid to give the information to my nose in 
fear that it would start a sneezing fit. 

After five minutes I had seen everything in that thrift store I wanted
to see. So, I said to my wife, “Could I borrow the car keys?” 

“You're not done shopping?” she said quizzically. 

I nodded my head and with a great deal of hesitation, she handed over
the car keys and I exited the thrift store and three steps out of the 
door my nose said to me, “Thanks.” 

I must say that my wife and I are good partners in just about everything
except in this area of relaxation. However, every good relationship has 
its opposites. The important thing is to recognize the opposite and not 
allow that to define the relationship. 

I like what the prophet Amos said, “Can two walk together, except they
be agreed?” (Amos 3:3). 

The best part of a relationship is walking together. 


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