Pardon My French, S’il Vous Plaît (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 11 2016	Views/Reads: 2007/1409	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Having the right word and understanding it is the glory of living.

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“Criminal” is “behaviorally challenged.” Of course I think you would
have to get a good definition of the word “behaviorally” because I have 
no idea what that means. 

Here is one that really grabbed me. “Dead” which is simply “living
impaired.” Seriously? 

I did like the word “Dishonest,” which is defined as “ethically
disoriented.” Somebody is disoriented, that's for sure. 

Then the one that really from my point of view makes no sense at all.
“Drunk,” which is defined, “chemically inconvenienced.” 

Whoever can keep up with this list of words is simply “willy-nilly
challenged.” Do not ask me what that means because I have no idea. 

Talking to some people, it is like talking in a foreign language of some
sort. You have to be careful what word you use or you do not use. For 
all of these I would like to say, “Pardon my politically correct 
challenged brain.” 

Whoever says that words cannot hurt you is certainly not “temporarily
metabolically abled.” 

One of my passions is to find the right word for what I am trying to
say. Just when I get it down, someone comes along and changes the whole 
meaning of it to the point where I have no idea what I am saying. 

King David understood the importance of words when he wrote, “Thy word
have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee” (Psalms 
119:11). 

Having the right word and understanding it is the glory of living. 


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