If Only I Would've Thought of That (standard:humor, 908 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Sep 27 2015	Views/Reads: 2059/1490	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
If I am going to think, I want my thoughts to honor God and not be just about myself.

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If only I would've thought of some way to keep people who are thinking
from telling other people what they are thinking I would become a very 
rich person. 

Then there is that oxymoron when you meet somebody and they begin with,
“I was just thinking about you...” For the next 45 minutes, I will have 
to hear what they had been thinking about me. 

If there is any insomnia, this will cure it once and for all. 

If only I could think of something to say when somebody begins talking
to me about what they are presently thinking about. My problem is, my 
thinking machine is on vacation most of the time. 

Once I was sitting in a cafeteria by myself, drinking some coffee and
enjoying the quiet when somebody approached me and said, “Hey, what're 
you thinking about?” 

It is very awkward when somebody asks me that because I have not been
thinking about anything. Is it really important to be always thinking 
about something? I once responded to someone by saying, “Oh, I've been 
thinking about nothing.” They looked at me rather strange trying to 
think of what I have not been thinking of at the time. 

The apostle Paul was right when he wrote, “For if a man think himself to
be something, when he is nothing, he deceiveth himself” (Galatians 
6:3). 

If I am going to think, I want my thoughts to honor God and not be just
about myself. 


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