I was tricked and I thought I was trick proof (standard:humor, 900 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jun 02 2013	Views/Reads: 2425/1717	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I was minding my own business last week, which is the only business I am concerned about, when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage posed a question.

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never been married to a woman. Husbands get into trouble assuming their 
wife is just like them and thinks just like them. 

Exiting the shopping mall my wife looked at me, smiled and said, “Now,
wasn't that good exercise.” 

I nodded as I walked to the car with both my hands filled with recently
purchased items from the shopping mall. Now I know my part of the 
exercise was hauling her purchases to the car. Halfway to the car I had 
to stop and catch my breath and wondered if I would really make it to 
the car. 

“Come on, we're done shopping for the day. Let's get to the car.” 

While driving home I was afraid my wife was going to wear out her smile.


“This has been a great day. We'll have to do this more often.” 

Then she began humming a song, “We've only just begun.” I think this is
her theme song; in fact, I am afraid it is. 

About half way home, I had a wonderful thought. It was a good day. I can
always earn more money, but I can never get another wife quite as nice 
as the one I have. Then I began humming, “We've only just begun.” 

A verse of Scripture began playing in my mind as we continued our
journey home. 

“And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive
you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also” (John 14:3 
KJV). 

Driving into the driveway, I realized this was not our final
destination. God has a wonderful place prepared for those who have put 
their trust and faith in Him. No tricks about it. 


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