ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, LAST CHAPTER. (standard:humor, 678 words) [10/10] show all parts
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jun 18 2012	Views/Reads: 2304/1563	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Roger, Thropely, Doris and Stan manage to escape from Klyzemadex. Press Review of Roger's Fabulous Voyages.

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“Well where do you want to go then?” an irritated Roger asked. 

“Outer Sensors indicate a German patrol approaching! Heavily armed!”
warned Angus. 

“Christ we'd best be off!” said Thropely. 

“Agreed,” agreed Angus. 

The Ship rocked a little as the main Drive engine kicked in. 

“But we haven't decided where we're going yet!” complained Roger. 

“Oh yes we have,” said Angus. 

“Where?” 

“Up!” Angus answered crisply. “Ship lifting! Strap in! Too late!” 

“Aarrgghh!” yelled Roger, as not for the first time but definitely for
the last time on these voyages, he was thrown backwards on the Bridge 
couch as the Ship arrowed gracefully into the air. 

WHAT THE PRESS HAVE SAID ABOUT ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES 

“It's a load of shite!” THE MANURE SPREADERS MONTHLY 

“A brilliant first novel. Much better than his last one.” THE IRISHMAN 

“Gave us hard-ons!” THE ILLUSTRATED LADYBOYS MAGAZINE 

“A stunning tour de force which ruthlessly exposes the seedy underbelly
of middle class America.” THE BOMBAY BUGLE 

“It's political correctness gone mad!” THE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE
MAD JOURNAL 

“Left me breathless.” ASTHMATIC TIMES 

“A thoroughly vindictive attack on the world's best-loved,
environmentally friendly, two-wheeled propulsion unit.” THE 2-STROKE 
MOPED MAGAZINE 

“Too much crap about Eskimos.” THE ALASKAN POST. 

“Excuse me, we're not called Eskimos anymore, we're called Innuit.” THE
INNUIT CHRONICLE 

“Eskimos. Innuit. It doesn't matter what you're called, you still smell
like wet fucking fish.” THE ALASKAN INSULT 


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