ROGER'S FABULOUS VOYAGES, PART 3, CHAPTER 6. (standard:humor, 767 words) [6/10] show all parts
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jun 18 2012	Views/Reads: 2169/1547	Part vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Thropely, Doris and Stan decide to leave Klyzemadex and make plans to leave with Roger on his Ship.

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Thropely laughed. “Oh they'll do it, lad,” he told him, “an if ye don't
go they'll shoot ye.” 

“I think we should leave immediately!” said Roger. “Where's the coal
dust!?” 

The others laughed. 

“Me an Wilf are stayin behind!” Valory announced dramatically. 

“Oh no!” wailed Doris. “Whatever for, our Valory?” she asked. 

“We've talked it over an we're goin t' start resistance movement,”
Valory told her. “Join up wi other rebels an live in hills sharin 
english language an keepin it alive.” 

“Aye, we'll ambush Krauts an force 'em t' speak english!” piped up Wilf.


“An infiltrate German Army offices an leave english novels an
dictionaries lyin round,” added Valory 

“Aye an when the Krauts catch ye they'll paddle both yer arses!” said
Stan, grinning. 

“Ah was out for shoppin today an they've started havin checkpoints,”
said Doris. 

“Have they, lass?” said Thropely. “That's a worry.” 

“Why are they doing that?” asked Roger. 

“Folks are tryin t' leave Klyzemadex,” explained Thropely, “so anybody
caught wanderin around has t' have papers sayin who they are an what 
job they do.” 

Stan grinned. “So me an Thropely have been busy forgin papers for us
all.” 

“Ah wondered what you two were up to in spare room these past few
nights,” said Doris. 

“Forgin papers,” said Thropely, winking at Stan. 

“An probably shaggin them inflatable Filipino women from Stan's Sex Shop
as well!” said the astute Doris. 

“Me an Wilf stole originals,” a proud Valory told them all. 

Roger frowned. “You stole the original inflatable Filipino women?” he
asked. 

Valory laughed. “Nae, the original papers! So forgeries could be made.” 

“Oh,” said Roger. ‘And that's why I hate my role,' he thought to
himself. 

“Right lad, best get an early night,” Thropely told him. “We're leavin
first thing in mornin.” 

“We'll get disguises on an pretend we're travellin miners goin t' next
pit,” said Stan. 

“We can go through woods t' your Ship, love,” Doris added. “Where ye
first met me. Remember?” 

“Christ it was only two weeks ago!” shot back Roger. “Think I've got a
memory like a fucking sieve!? Course I know where my buggering Ship 
is!” 

Roger clapped his hand over his mouth, they all laughed and headed off
to bed. 


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