Where in my schedule did January go? (standard:humor, 907 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 05 2012	Views/Reads: 2525/1718	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
I take a certain amount of well deserved, if I say so myself, pride in keeping to a well organized schedule; my to-do-list. If it is on that list, I am going to do it, regardless of the difficulty attached. The trick is to get on that list which I guard w

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person that I am, I just burst out laughing. 

"Boy," I said heartily, "you almost got me with that one. I'll give that
one to you." Then I went back to my work. 

"But it is February," she said more sternly than I have heard her say
anything for a long time. "It is now February, not December." 

I had to pause. Normally she does not play tricks on me like this. Most
of the time she is an upstanding person and always tells me the truth, 
even when there are times I do not want to hear the truth. 

"You're sure it's February?" 

She smiled one of those smiles that really irritates me and simply shook
her head in the affirmative. I know I am an easy turkey to pluck, but 
this was actually serious. With the rather stunned tone to my voice I 
ask, "Whatever happened to January?" 

It was then the laughter started. I must say it has not subsided
appreciably since. She has a way of rubbing things in when I am wrong. 
If the tables were turned, and they never are, I would not take 
advantage of such a situation. 

I swallowed my pride, which I have had a lot of practice doing, and
began to realize I had been working on a false premise. It was actually 
February, time had gone by so quick and I was so busy I did not realize 
how fast it was going. 

In Ecclesiastes 3:1, the man of God says, "To every thing there is a
season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven." 

If you are too busy to know what time it is, you are too busy. 


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