In Pursuit of Bacchanal (standard:other, 650 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Nov 07 2010	Views/Reads: 2809/1987	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Description of a disfunctional department at a campus college.

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While there were many theories on why the people of the island are prone
to bacchanal, one that gathering support was that living on an island 
that is floating over vast natural gas deposits make them light headed 
all the time to commit bacchanal involuntarily. 

Juggernaut, a graduate student from abroad though finished his graduate
work, couldn't figure out what caused so many bacchanals to take place. 
After several years, lyrics came down from nowhere to make a calypso 
out of it, but left the islands before it was finished. 

Where was the Bossman 

Infra red, x ray diffraction 

Mass spectrograph, gas chromatograph 

All the analytical equipment 

Idle and humming quietly 

But, no graduate students or post docs to work 

Was just a show and tell 

Where was the bossman 

Lab technicians liming 

Or driving private taxi on the job 

Academicians were in pursuit of bacchanal all the time 

Where was the bossman 


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