Bowl Movement (standard:humor, 787 words)
Author: Juggernaut	Added: Nov 02 2010	Views/Reads: 2781/1884	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Hospital stay experience that hinges on BM or bowl movement.

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“Your brother-in-law called from Illinois, he said he is a general
surgeon, he was asking if you had BM yet” the nurse gave the message. 

From past experience Juggernaut understood how much it cost to stay a
day in a hospital, around three grand.  With BM costing three grand a 
day and the tiny veins on the hand became port of call for young 
nursing students to practice placing IV, all Juggernaut was thinking 
about was BM. 

“Well, Mr. Juggernaut, for your own safety and our own concern, we
cannot discharge you until you have at least one BM, irrespective of 
your current normal vitals and blood results,” Dr. Kumar was 
apologetic. 

“I understand,” said Juggernaut disappointingly. 

“It is BM now or three grand more later,” Juggernaut thoughts slipped
him slowly into sleep. 

“But then, it happened.”  Juggernaut pulled an emergency help cord in
the toilet to let nurse know that he just had a BM.  Juggernaut can 
hear uproar at the nearby nurse station. 

The consulting physician Dr. Sharma returned with a big smile and looked
at Juggernaut as if he accomplished something big. “Well, now you can 
go home, Mr. Juggernaut, all the best and take care of yourself,” he 
said with a pleasant voice. 

“I just relieved myself,” said Juggernaut to his wife on the phone. 

“I am relieved too,” said Juggernaut's wife with excitement,” we don't
have to pay extra three grand for a day in the hospital waiting for 
BM.” 


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