The Birthday Party (standard:humor, 1218 words)
Author: kathyg	Added: Jul 28 2007	Views/Reads: 3461/2074	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Kirk's 65th birthday bash is a bit unusual...Spock is in charge of the fun and games ...its a real blast!!

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The "powder" has arrived and landed on the kitchen counter. Spock is so
busy mixing ingredients that he doesn't notice that the powder is not 
the right one for his cake. No matter. He logically and proficiently 
bakes the birthday cake for Captain Kirk. A special cake with 25 layers 
and a special cream icing from a special Vulcan recipe that only Nana 
Vulcie used to bake when he was but a wee Vulcan. 

The aroma from the kitchen is wonderful and the cake is assembled and
the frosting put on masterfully. No problems so far as Spock fondles 
the birthday candles thinking of his beloved--Captain Kirk. 

"Oh what a man! What a mighty mighty man!" 

The guest start arriving in the party room with their gifts for the
Captain. The music is playing and Sulu is organizing the party games. 
Pin the tail on the Vulcan, Twister, Hide and Seek, Bobbing for Apples, 
Who's got the Peanut and Musical Chairs. 

One by one the guest list is confirmed: 

All the guests have arrived and all is well. 

When it comes time to play musical chairs, Captain Kirk and Spock are in
the lead against Zorro, Barnabas, Angelique, Dino and Fred Flinstone. 
Zorro trips Barnabas and Barnabas bites Dino. Fred Flinstone quickly 
finds a seat while the music is playing as well as Zorro, Angelique, 
Captain Kirk and Spock. The rest are out this round. 

Too bad. 

The next round the music is faster. Around and around they go. Where the
music stops nobody knows. One more chair is taken out. Captain Kirk 
hates Zorro and tries to stop him with his laser. Zorro counter Captain 
Kirk with his sword but only hits his pants. His pants fall down and 
Spock smiles. Angelique quickly finds a seat as the music stops as does 
Spock and Captain Kirk. Zorro is out this turn. Poor Zorro... 

"I'll get you, Kirk!" Zorro declares. 

"Yeah, right Zorro. You weenie!" 

The next round is even faster. Around and around they go. Another chair
is taken out. Spock keeps looking at the rip in Kirk's pants and he 
runs toward it, Kirk feels Spock's hands on his buttocks and turns 
around and gives Spock a punch in the jaw, Angelique hurries around as 
the music plays and plays. The music suddenly stops and Spock finds a 
seat as well as Kirk. Angelique is out. 

The next round is for the championship. The music is even faster. There
is only one chair left. Around and around they go. Where the music 
stops no one knows. Spock is using his mind meld to will Kirk to him. 
He puts his fingers to his temples and wills Kirk to come to him now! 
Kirk feels a strange sensation. It is foreign and strange. Does he like 
men? Hell no! He turns around and lets Spock have it with the laser. 
But Spock is oblivious to such pain. He has his handy dandy laser 
protector underwear on. No one can hurt his privates. And he smiles. 
His beloved. His love is coming to him. Yes right now. While the music 
plays..Around and Around the musical chairs. Kirk sits down as soon as 
the music stops. Spock is out! 

Spock runs over to wish Captain Kirk congratulations on winning and Kirk
clobbers him over the head with a baseball bat. 

Spock smiles. 

"He loves me!!" 

Fun and games are over and it is time for cake.. 

Spock turns out the lights and wheels his twenty-five layer cake to the
party room, puts it on the table as the guest all sing "Happy Birthday" 
 to Captain Kirk. After all, it's not every day a 65 year old man gets  
party games and a grand cake like this from a Vulcan!! 

The cake is lit and Kirk gets ready to blow out all his candles when
suddenly... 

KA---BOOOOOM!! 

And that is what happens when you mix up gun powder with baking powder!!



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