Bastard Threw ME ! (standard:humor, 902 words)
Author: Danny Zil	Added: Jun 23 2007	Views/Reads: 3511/2264	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
This dude thinks he can outsmart a Lawyer....but he's soon sent flyin !

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This was the second reason I'd come. I knew what she'd be like. One of
them sexy dressed bitches with a great body. The kind that looked down 
their noses at guys like me. The kind I'd never get to fuck. Well this 
whole deal was gonna throw them. Like I'd throw her. Over his desk. 
Yank that skirt up an rip them panties off. Take her from the rear. 
Really pound it up her. 

I heard the door open an settled back in my chair. Already I could sense
her presence. Already I had a soft spot for her – but it would soon be 
growin hard. 

The Lawyer smiled up at her. “This gentleman has a problem,” he told
her, “and I was wondering if you could assist him?” 

Footsteps towards me. Her presence grew stronger. I felt a hand on my
arm an grinned to myself. The hand ran up my arm, along my shoulder 
then suddenly yanked me up by the collar. 

I felt myself lifted effortlessly outa my seat an squinted round to see
this giant guy with muscles bulgin through a black t-shirt. He didn't 
even look at me. I dropped my smoke. 

The Lawyer leaned back in his chair an looked me up an down then sneered
at me. “This fucking asshole thought he could come here and cause 
trouble,” he told the Giant. “Show him the roof exit.” 

The Giant didn't say a word – he just turned and hauled me from the
office. I tried strugglin but he was holdin me casually at arms length 
an I was kickin an punchin air. 

There was no-one around as he carried me along a corridor an up some
stairs. He opened a door an stepped out onto the roof of the buildin. 
He was in no hurry as he strolled across to the edge an dangled me over 
a waist-high wall. Twenty stories below, the traffic looked awful 
small. 

Then he dropped me. 

The breeze felt cool against my face as I fell. I actually saw the
Lawyer standin at his office window, waitin for me to pass. He grinned 
an waved as I did. 

I had come to teach the little creep a lesson, really throw him an here
I was, plummetin towards the sidewalk. 

“Bastard threw ME!” was the last thing that ran through my mind. 


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