Asylum Blues (standard:horror, 3965 words)
Author: Kenneth Brosky	Added: Dec 18 2006	Views/Reads: 3283/2303	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Patient #22543's account of the accident at Sinai Asylum.

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could just tell by looking at him that he was fucking crazy. 

We finished our last hand of gin and me and Sammy grabbed our pills and
went to the TV so we could watch the back-to-back SIMPSONS episodes. I 
swear, Doc: that's the highlight of my day, right there. Two SIMPSONS 
episodes every night, that's butter. All of us semi-normal guys just 
eat it up. The nurses say it's not healthy, but I tell you: I can see 
every one of us who watches it just twice as happy afterwards. After 
SIMPSONS, we just talk like we're all normal. Never mind if one of us 
is unable to stay in reality without pills, or one of us can't bring 
himself to face the outside world, or whatever else our problems are; 
we're all normal after the SIMPSONS. 

The point is that the fat-ass nurse Edna usually brings in new patients
after they've settled them in and put them into the white “uniforms.” 
She'll introduce them to all of us semi-normals—you know, the kind that 
are pretty much free to do just about anything because we just have 
minor problems. Hell, most of the semi-normals committed themselves, 
for crying out loud! I'm not supposed to be there, but I think most of 
the doctors know by now that I don't really have a multiple personality 
disorder. Sammy can come as long as the nurses have seen him take his 
pills for the day. 

Edna didn't bring in the new guy to get acquainted, so we figured he was
one of the mega-psychos you guys store on third floor in them little 
padded boxes. Helluva way to help a guy get sane, Doc, putting them in 
a little box with nothing to do. Helluva way. 

The point is that she never brought him down. That's probably why he
went ape, because you guys wouldn't let him watch SIMPSONS. 

Looks? Shit, he's hard to describe, really. 

He's pretty tall, like about least six feet or so. Skinny, not too tan
complexion. A little goatee under his chin, and sideburns. Really long 
black hair, like how all the grunge bands wore theirs. Right out of a 
Black Sabbath concert, Doc. He had it pinned back when he came in, but 
I bet they took the rubber band out so he wouldn't try and choke on it 
later or something stupid like that. He had a strong build, though. 
Like, he was skinny enough, but it still took three orderlies to get 
him to his room. And you know what? He didn't even look like he was 
trying to fight back. He just stood in the doorway with this grin on 
his face, looking back at all of us while the three orderlies pushed 
from behind. And they're pretty big orderlies! I know that the Jordan 
dude played arena football for awhile down in Milwaukee. 

Well, we definitely didn't see any trouble coming. None of us did. And
for the rest of the night, it was pretty quiet. Me and Sammy were in 
our room after the Quiet Hours started at 9:00. There's no point in 
trying to get to sleep any time before 11:00 with that Nikita fella 
directly above us screaming himself to sleep. Yeah, you guys haven't 
done shit to solve that problem. How many times have we complained? 
Yeah, twenty-four sounds about right. But hey, don't listen to us. 

Speaking of God, I should probably finish this story for you. 

Nikita stopped screaming at 9:00. That was the first thing me and Sammy
noticed. The second thing we noticed was that our rooms unlocked. In 
fact, every room on our floor unlocked. Sammy thought it was some kind 
of power outage, maybe a storm hit a power line; we wouldn't know since 
our room has no windows, Doc. I figured there was a fire somewhere, 
maybe above us on third floor where all the real crazies were. 

One of the guards ran past our door towards the staircase at the end of
the hall. He was yelling for all of us to stay in our rooms. I snuck a 
peek outside and saw that he was going up to the third floor, so I knew 
there wasn't any problem with the semi-normals on first floor. Then I 
got to wondering what in the Hell was going on on the third floor. I 
remembered earlier in the day, the scary looking guy, and I had an idea 
that he had something to do with it. 

The first mistake was sending every orderly up to the third floor,
because all of the semi-crazies on second decided to leave their cells 
and start walking around. I don't care what you say about them, Doc; 
they are really fucked-up. Me and Sammy decided it probably wouldn't be 
wise to hang around there when all of them noticed us in our room with 
the door open. They don't like us, Doc. They don't like how we get to 
hang out with the semi-normals on first floor all the time. They sure 
as Hell don't like the fact that we get to watch the SIMPSONS, either. 

So we snuck up to third floor. Big mistake, Doc. Big mistake. 

We ran up the stairs and checked out what was going on through the
window on the door. There was a guard laying on the ground right in the 
middle of the hall, and another one further down the hall. There was 
more going on at the end of the hall, but I couldn't really see because 
most of the overhead lights were broken. 

We opened the door and checked out the night guard lying on the ground.
We flipped him over and he had this huge hole in this stomach, Doc! I 
tried to lift up his head, because his mouth was full of blood. 

“Four-three-six-six-six,” the guard gurgled. His eyes didn't close, but
I heard him stop breathing and set him down. We figured the number he 
gave us was the number of someone in the asylum, and I knew that nurses 
didn't enter patient data into their computer systems until they've 
been evaluated. That meant 43666's entrance papers were sitting on the 
Nurse's desk, in the “to do” pile. I've been in there a few times for 
misconduct, and I knew right where her “to do” pile was. 

The second we turned to go back to first floor, there was a scream from
down the hall. There was another guard at the far end of the hall, but 
no one else now. Then there's another scream, and this nasty-ass noise 
as if someone at the end of the hall was pounding ground chuck meat. 
Then the guy we saw come in that day walks out of one of the cells and 
he's just covered in blood. Even his hair was soaked in blood, clinging 
to his thin face. He looks at us and we look at him and he smiles this 
sly smile like we're all part of a secret and then he walks into the 
next room and there's more screams and then there's more screams and me 
and Sammy realize that this guy is fucking killing everyone in these 
rooms and then we realize that all of the crazies are strapped down in 
their beds so we run into the room closest to the door and try to 
un-strap one of them but then we hear in the next room more screams so 
we get the flying fuck outta there and run down those stairs like no 
other and get back to the second floor! 

Well, the second floor was just wild when we got there. All the
semi-crazies were just walking around talking to walls and one of them 
was even trying to make his way down the staircase when we got to him. 
Sammy and me took him into a room and we decided the best thing to do 
would be to get to first floor and try to call the police. I counted 
three dead orderlies on third floor, which meant that there was still 
one somewhere in the building, but God knows what he was doing. The 
only phone we've ever seen in this place was the phone in the head 
nurse's office, so that's where we headed. 

I got to the first floor and most of the people were still in their
cells. Their doors are never locked anyways, but they started getting 
suspicious when us two semi-crazies came flying down their hallway. 
George Goodberry—the nervous fellow always playing checkers—stopped us 
and asked us what was going on. I tried to explain as best I could, but 
I just started stuttering like crazy, like back when I was a kid. So 
now we got old George trying to calm us down and send us back upstairs 
and that's when the screaming starts on second floor. We could hear it 
through the ceiling, and it just sent a shiver down my spine. I knew 
what was happening up there. The moment George instinctively looked up, 
we bolted past him and plowed our way through the door that led to the 
offices. 

A couple of the semi-normals followed us, including George. We locked
the door behind us. We had to, Doc; that guy was making his way down 
and no one wanted to sit around for him to visit their room. 

I broke the window to the nurse's office and made my way in just when we
started hearing screams coming from down the hall past the locked door. 
The nurse's office is the big one about halfway down the row of 
offices, just before the room opens up into the lounge where we all 
watch SIMPSONS. She had her phone sitting on her desk, all right, but 
no dial tone. Come to think of it, I don't think there was any outside 
electricity in the complex at that point. I could hear the emergency 
generator in the basement humming then because it's right below the 
nurse's office. When you've spent a couple years in the Asylum, Doc, 
you know the entire place pretty well. 

And then the guy was standing the in the doorway. I looked around and
realized that me and Sammy were the only ones left alive, unless you 
counted 43666. He had his entire fist down old George's mouth. Poor 
George's were popping out of their sockets. The other two that had 
followed us were both on the floor with similar holes in their guts. 
One of ‘em was still gurgling and puking up blood and that's about when 
poor Sammy pissed his pants. 

If you could have seen 43666 standing there in the doorway, you would
have known how he could have done everything that happened that night. 
He had that same calm grin on his face, like he was so sure that 
whatever he was doing would happen without a hitch. He was just 
drenched in blood, and that was the first time that I noticed he was 
still wearing the all-black getup that he had worn the day before when 
the orderlies dragged him in, not the standard white scrubs all the 
crazies and semi-crazies had to wear. When you see him you just feel 
ice-cold all over and you're surprised that you don't see your breath 
mist when you exhale. That's how strong the feeling is. 

He ignored us and walked right to the nurse's desk. He started leafing
through the folders strewn about until he found the one that had his 
number written across the cover. He grabbed the folder and ripped it 
into tiny shreds without a hint of effort. We just watched him do this, 
unable to move. 

Then 43666 looked at us. He didn't have that grin on his face anymore. 

“Where is the basement?” he asked us in this deep, raspy voice. He
sounded like he had smoked too much when he was younger. 

I could see that Sammy wasn't going to talk, so I told him that it was
at the other end of the hall, opposite the staircase that went up. It 
wouldn't unlock without the Nurse's key, but I didn't tell him that. 

The crazy mutherfucker took one step towards us when one of the
orderlies, drenched in blood, burst into the room, screaming. He had 
his taser out and jammed it into 43666's side, and 43666 fell back 
slightly. Finally, we recovered from shock and got the hell outta there 
and ran back down the hall. The door we had locked was torn off its 
hinges, so we ran through it and jumped into the nearest room. There 
was a body in there, blood everywhere, but we didn't care. We crouched 
behind the door and waited. It smelled horrible. 

Someone screamed, then silence. More silence. I forced a glance down the
hall and saw the door to the basement smashed apart. Right there, Doc, 
I realized that we had to either get the Hell outta here or save the 
day. So guess what we did? 

Hell no, Doc, we got the Hell outta there! Unfortunately for us, the
only set of doors that led outside were locked. So we sat there in the 
big lounge room, in the pitch black, trying to figure out what to do. 
We sure as shit didn't want to go into the dark basement with that 
psycho down there. Besides, what was down there, anyways? An emergency 
generator, a walk-in freezer, a few storage rooms, and the kitchen and 
dining area on the far end directly under the rooms. 

Then it hit me: why did the doors on every floor unlock in the first
place? It had to be the other orderly, the one that's been missing this 
whole time. He had to have switched off the power locks in the 
basement. He was helping 43666. 

Well what did I have to lose? I was never getting out of this place; I
knew that even then. So I told Sammy I'm gonna grab the taser from the 
dead guard in the nurse's office and try and stop the dude. Sammy says 
he's with me, so we head back to the office. I got the piece sure 
enough, and we searched the nurse's drawers for something Sammy could 
use. We found a baton, so we decided that Sammy would go for the 
orderly and I would go for 43666. I figured a shock to the neck would 
stun that bastard pretty good. 

We crept down into the basement, down the stairs and into the main
hallway. There's a light on in the generator room, so we tip-toe our 
way over there. I peered my head in and I saw 43666 and the other 
orderly—it's big ugly Josh who patrols third floor—standing next to 
him. He's facing us but he didn't see us. He didn't see much of 
anything; his eyes were glazed over and bleeding like crazy. So was his 
scalp, and his ears. And his nose. And his mouth. 43666 points to the 
generator and Josh walks over to it. 43666 tells Josh to open the 
generator's power box, so Josh does, like he's in a trance. 

You didn't find much of Josh left, did you, Doc? That's because the next
thing 43666 told him to do was clutch the positive charges. Guess what 
happened next? Yup, the poor fool grabbed ‘em and sizzled like a wet 
steak on a hot grill. God, it smelled awful. I almost puked, but I 
could see our opportunity: 43666 was watching Josh grill with that sly 
grin on his face, his back to us. 

I ran at him with the taser outstretched. Sammy came, too, and dove past
me, clubbing 43666's knee. He fell slightly, enough for his neck to be 
within reach of my taser. I shoved it as hard as I could into the back 
of his neck and felt the prongs dig into his thick skin. He screamed 
hard, but still managed to throw me off his back. I slammed into the 
concrete wall and watched 43666 stumble into the hallway. He was 
heading towards the kitchen. 

Sammy caught up to him first and bashed him in the face with the baton.
This time, it didn't even stun him and he backhanded poor Sammy good. I 
heard Sammy's jaw break then as I made my way out of the room but I 
didn't stop running until I was on 43666 again. This time, I jammed the 
taser in his underarm. It didn't do much more than give him a bad case 
of the shakes, and he threw me across the kitchen. 

Sammy was leaning against the walk-in fridge, and I was just opposite
him against the wall. And then there's 43666 standing in the middle of 
the kitchen. He made a motion with his hand and the large preparation 
table moved to one of the corners of the room. Just like that. 

43666 laughed hard right then and there, telling us how he was stronger
now and that he could open up a hole to Hell. We didn't think all that 
much of it until he rolled up his sleeves—figuratively speaking, of 
course—and grabbed at the ground with both hands. Suddenly, there was a 
small black hole that started growing really quickly and I could feel 
the heat emanating from it. We didn't mind it, though. It was a dry 
heat after all, Doc. 

We watched this hole get bigger and I realized I was probably gonna die
right then and there, so I ran at the guy one more time with the 
taster. Sammy ran too; he was closer and got there first, 
unfortunately. 43666 grabbed him and laughed in his face and just 
punched a hole in poor Sammy's stomach. I got there right at that point 
and jumped on the bastard one last time. I took the taser and jammed it 
into his eye socket. He let out this bad-ass scream that made my 
eardrums pound and then we were both falling back into the hole. He 
clutched the corner of the table, screaming, and I could feel the hole 
trying to pull us in. The taser was still in 43666's eye, and I pulled 
it out and jammed it into his other eye. He screamed hard again and I 
took the chance to crawl over him and grab the table. I tell you Doc: I 
was scared shitless. I didn't want to go to Hell. I would rather rot 
away on second floor than spend eternity in Hell. Actually, if you want 
me to be honest, I actually considered jumping in. Ha ha ha! 

I kicked 43666 hard enough in the arm for him to lose his grip and he
fell in the hole. Then it closed up. And that's probably where your 
boys came in. I guess they found me lying there on the table. I passed 
out after all that went down, Doc. I'm only human after all. 

So that's why I was covered in blood, and that's the story. Tough to
believe? I don't blame you. Say, can you get me a pack of cigarettes 
before you send me back to my cell? Bad for me? Heh, ain't like I'm 
gonna be leaving this place any time soon anyways, Doc. 

End recording. 

No witnesses. No record of a patient 43666. Recommendation of Dr.
Stanley T. Grohman: Patient 22543's multiple personality syndrome is 
cause. Close the case. 


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