Bad Brad (standard:fairy tales, 1316 words)
Author: kathyg	Added: Dec 11 2006	Views/Reads: 4135/2421	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Once upon a time, there was a town that was run by the Hamilton family. Bad Brad Hamilton would not smile at anyone. A contest to see who Bad Brad would smile at was started by the girls who wanted his attentions..Many tried, but only one succeeded...

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fire station/policestation, down the Main street and finally into the 
parking lot of Hamilton's Grocery. She could hardly believe she was 
finally here! 

The door chimed as she entered and the scent of bacon filled the air.
Luckily it was bacon sampling day and the line was long. She waited 
patiently and quietly waiting her turn. Mostly, she heard all the girls 
going wild over Bad Brad and trying to get him to smile or act like a 
human being. 

"This bacon is so delicious!", she heard over and over. 

She thought, it must be the best bacon ever and best of all, it is
purple!! 

It was finally her turn and she took a taste of the bacon, It was cold,
tasted like burnt paper and it made her cough. 

She walked up to Bad Brad and pounded her fist on the counter. 

"I rode my bike for a day and a half for this ??? She threw the bacon in
Bad Brad's face. It hit him in his eye and he looked up and he started 
to laugh and smile!! 

"You know, you are the very first girl who knows that our bacon stinks,
tastes awful and I, Bad Brad wouldn't even eat it!! You are gorgeous!! 
Will you go out with me??" 

"What? Are you joking?", Anna replied. "I wouldn't go out with you if
you were the last man on earth!!" 

The rest of the girls rushed up to her and shook her. "That is Bad Brad
Hamilton!! How did you get him to smile, no less talk to you? You win 
the pool money. We have been trying to get him to smile at one of us 
for ages. All he does is cut the bacon and ignore us. Here take the 
money.", the girls said to her... 

Anna took another look at Bad Brad and shook her head. Then she looked
at the pitiful harem that had gathered to worship this sad boy. 

"Nah, you keep your money. There isn't enough room in the store for all
of us and Bad Brad's puffed up ego. Take a good look at him. You only 
want him because he is ignoring you. Really look. He is as strange as 
the bacon he cuts." 

The girls took another look. 

One girl noticed. "Yeah, he has a big ugly nose." 

Another girl said, "He always wears that grey shirt. It's ugly." 

Yet another said. "He smell like bacon! Who wants to kiss someone that
smell like bacon all the time? Not me!" 

"Well", Anna said with a wave of her hand, "Is this your prince or just
another purple slab of bacon?" 

"Anna?", Bad Brad rushed up to the front of the Hamilton Grocery as she
was about to leave. 

"Yes, dreamboat?", Anna whispers to Brad as she winks to the other
girls. 

"Anna will you go out with me?", Brad begs... 

"Nah, you smell like bacon and the color purple is getting on my nerves,
just like you. So take your scrawny little ego and your bacon and get a 
life Bad Brad!" 

"I'm taking my red bike and finding a new color to love!" 


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