synapses gone wild (standard:humor, 909 words)
Author: crazy	Added: Jul 18 2003	Views/Reads: 3099/2017	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
Random thoughts. What's the future of video games? What TV spinoffs can we expect?

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-Lightbulbs- 

A lightbulb is very interesting. Consider one of the more important
inventions of modern time. Actually, Edison was not the first to make a 
lightbulb. It was invented decades before him, however he did develop 
the forefather to our lightbulbs. Enough with history. 

For many people, the lightbulb is the light of their life. Ha-ha.
Please, somebody stop me. 

I mean it; stop me. 

Some lightbulbs are not completely transparent as the glass in them is
brushed. This is to make the light more soft. Imagine a Dyson sphere. 
It would probably have to let some energy out, by design or not. Even 
better if you imagine a non-closed dyson sphere. Now observe it from a 
distance... you will see some of the star's light but a bit blurred 
perhaps, or even less. 

However, this is not what made me think, "A light bulb is like an
inefficient dyson sphere". That happened anyway. 

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-Sarcasm- 

Are you sarcastic? I love sarcasm. No, I really do. Really. It's the
best. 

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-TV spinoffs we want to see- 

“Dark Angel” 

Not really a spinoff as much as a continuation of the series. Reason?
Ok, if you need a reason, here's two: Jessica. Alba. And get rid of 
that guy in the wheel chair, please. 

"Babu" 

Yes, that Pakistani guy from Seinfeld. You know, "you are a bad man! a
very bad and lazy man!" Of course the Soup Nazi would be there too. 
Here's a conversation between them: 

"Where is the bread? I don't see bread! Show me bread!" 

"No soup for you!" 

"You can not escape my mind! I will save every rupii and then I will
seek vengeance!" 

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“Barone, P.I.” 

Yeah, Robert Barone, Rays brother is back. Not as a cop but as a P.I. Of
course sometimes we will see old characters such as Marie and Frank 
Barone. And, again of course, they will constantly show up at Roberts 
apartment. 

“Hi Robert,” Marie would say and make a pause to let the audience cheer
a few seconds, “I brought lasagna!” 

“Hi, mom, hi dad. What a surprise, I didn't expect you to come over.”
(Audience laughs) 

“You really think I wanted to come!” says Frank. “But she said you got
some cookies around here, so I thought...” He then sees the cookies. 
“Holy crap!” 

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“C.S.I Reykjavik” 

“Quick, pick up the evidence before this arctic storm does!” 

“What?!” 

“I said, let's get the evidence and get the hell out of here!” 

“Good idea! My brain is frozen and I've got snow in my lungs!” 

Later... 

“Yeah he died of hypothermia. Guess he's not a local then?” 

“Guess not. Well I'm heading home for the night. See you tomorrow
morning.” 

“Sure, what time?” 

“Oh, around half past april.” 

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-TV spinoffs we don't want to see- 

This is easy. Just pick any real spinoff that you can think of. Or the
ones I mentioned above. 


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