Indiana Jones and the Year 2001 (standard:adventure, 1207 words)
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This is an Indiana Jones story that features James Bond and Mack Bolan.

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hideout is somewhere in Egypt." Indy said, "OK, nice to meet you guys." 

Mack and James said, "Nice to meet you too, we have heard lots of great 

things about you." Indy said, " Mack, are you the guy who went on a 

one-man war against the Mafia during 1969 and through the seventies?" 

Mack said, "Yes." Indy then said, "James, are you the guy who uh.. um.. 

oh! Drives really nice cars, and makes out with really sexy women." 

James said, "Yes." 

Chapter 2 

Cairo, Egypt 

July 14,2001 2:05 PM 

Indy led the two men to pyramid he never saw before and pressed a 

secret button, and a whole the size of the secret plane opened and Indy 

fell. The other two men followed. Mack saw 38 guards with AK-47's, and 

Mack shot 30 with his M-16, and eight with his desert eagle .44 magnum. 

Indy then saw 40 and shot 34 with his Thompson sub-machine gun, and 

shot six with his .45 Webly. James saw 38 other men and shot 30 with a 

US AR33 Assault rifle, then saw and shot eight with his Walther P99. 

They all met back at the plane, and Indy said, "I couldn't find Rick." 

Mack said, "We'll find him." They walked in the plane and 

simultaneously James, and Mack shot five men, and Indy shot six. One 

man not quite dead yet hit the self-destruct button. Mack disarmed it 

in 15 seconds. They loaded the plane with stolen artifacts and money 

then escaped and destroyed the hideout with ten missiles. They saw the 

submarine submerge under the Nile River. Mack flew the plane eight feet 

above the sub, and put the plane on auto pilot. He jumped to the sub, 

and placed a tracking device on it, then he tried to get in the sub, 

but an evil officer pushed Mack off the sub. Mack shot the plane with a 

rope connected to a hook from his third gun, and climbed back in the 

plane. Mack said, "I placed a tracking device on the sub so we can 

follow it even though we can't see it and we can fly in space, so they 

don't know we are following them."  6 hours later: Mack said, "The sub 

appears to be heading for Beijing, China." James said, "Good, because I 

know some sexy women there." Mack landed the plane on top of a large 

building in Beijing, China. 

Chapter 3 

Beijing, China 

July 14,2001 9:10 PM 

They rented a fishing boat and took to the open sea, tracking the 

sub. Mack was standing guard talking to an old friend named Carl Lyons, 

and James was in his cabin making out with a sexy, slim, firm, and 

well-busted Chinese woman. Indiana Jones jumped off the boat, and 

climbed in the sub, before it was completely submerged. Indy shot the 

six guards with his .45 Webly, and went in the engine room where Rick 

was being held at gunpoint, by New York Senator Jack Reeds and Union 

leader, but Indy shot him right between the eyes before he could even 

take a breath. Rick said, "Thanks, I didn't know you were so good with 

a gun." Indy held the man controlling the sub at gunpoint. The man took 

the sub to the surface. Indy climbed back on the boat with Rick and the 

prisoner. Mack said, "Good job, you saved Rick, the sub, killed the 

Union leader, and even captured a prisoner." "By the way, who was the 

Union leader?" Indy said, "Jack Reeds, the senator of New York." Mack 

then said, "I always new that there was something rotten in the state 

of Denmark, or in this case New York, Heck, New York and Washington DC. 

have always been rotten. Indy said, "Yea, where is James Bond?" Mack 

said, "I think he is in his room" Mack and Indy went to James Bond's 

room. They walked inside his room and James had a surprised and 

embarrassed look on his face. Then Mack and Indy smiled at each other 

as a joke. James said, "Please, don't tell my superiors, I'll do 

anything." Indy said, in a sarcastic voice "I don't think I should hide 

it from your superiors, should I." Mack then said, "You could let us 

borrow your Jaguar." James said, "Sure, whatever you want, just don't 

touch any buttons." The two men left the room, then James said, "Now 

where were we before we were so rudely interrupted." He then leaned 

over and kissed her in the bed. 

THE END 

By Carl Thomas Wilkinson on June 23,2001 

Revised on July 23,2001 


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