I’m Not Diabetic But I Am A Sweet Guy (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Jan 21 2024	Views/Reads: 374/195	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
My thought was, no call from me could ever annoy God. He is waiting for me to call upon him. Whenever I call upon God, He is anxious to respond to my need. God doesn’t look on me as a spammer, but a claimer of His amazing grace.

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I would like to know how much money these spammers make doing the kind
of job they do. They must be making money, or they wouldn't always be 
calling. Where do they get the money, and who in the world would be 
foolish enough to give them personal information? 

One person asked for my Social Security number, so I gave him
123-45-6789. That has to be somebody's security number, but it 
certainly isn't mine. 

Then the latest thing is that some spammer calls me and tells me that
they are sending me some medical equipment to help me with my diabetes. 
And, (drumroll) it won't cost me anything. I know when somebody says 
it's not costing me anything, it will definitely cost me something. 

"So, sir," the spammer said, "do you have diabetes?" 

Why in the world do they call me thinking I have diabetes? Where are
they getting that information? I know they haven't talked to my doctor 
about it. 

Then I had an idea. The next time a spammer called me and asked if I had
diabetes, I said, "I'm not diabetic, but I am a sweet guy." 

After doing that several times, one person angrily said, "Are you
hitting on me?" 

"No," I said, "but I sure would like to hit you." 

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage often tells me not to answer any
of those calls. I explain to her I need to have fun and make it hard on 
some of these scammers. After all, don't you get what you give? 

There was a pause in those annoying calls and I had an opportunity to
think about a Bible verse. 

David said in Psalm 18:3, “I will call upon the Lord, who is worthy to
be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.” 

My thought was, no call from me could ever annoy God. He is waiting for
me to call upon him. Whenever I call upon God, He is anxious to respond 
to my need. God doesn't look on me as a spammer, but a claimer of His 
amazing grace.


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