What’s so Bad about a Knucklehead? (standard:humor, 906 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Aug 27 2023	Views/Reads: 489/284	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
When I try to solve my problems my way, it never works out. Sooner or later, it falls apart. Learning to trust God in all things is the way to victory in all things.

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there anything I can do to help?" 

"No," I said, looking back at my menu, "I'm just having a knucklehead
spasm." 

"I don't know what that is. Do you have them often?" 

Looking back at her with a smile, I replied, "Only when I'm awake." 

At the time, she didn't know if I was joking or falling off my rocker.
That is the best way I found to keep a person who's serving you at 
attention. Most people seem to be afraid of knuckleheads. 

It seemed like I was getting away with it for a while, and then The
Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came. She asked if I could go with 
her to the shopping mall. 

I responded, "I can't right now because I'm acting like a knucklehead
and I need the time." 

Then she sparked, "I don't think you are acting right now." That's all
she said. Believe me, I wasn't sure how to take that. 

She says I'm acting like a knucklehead at one time, and then the next
time, she tells me I'm not acting. Oh boy. If I wasn't a knucklehead, I 
really wouldn't be able to handle this. 

As I thought about this, a Bible verse came to mind. Provers 3:5-7,
"Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own 
understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy 
paths. Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the Lord, and depart from 
evil." 

When I try to solve my problems my way, it never works out. Sooner or
later, it falls apart. Learning to trust God in all things is the way 
to victory in all things.


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