Wherever They Are I Will Find Them (standard:humor, 904 words)
Author: Godspenman	Added: Feb 13 2022	Views/Reads: 886/567	Story vote: 0.00 (0 votes)
The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was the only thing I ever found that has made a big difference in my life. I wish I knew how I was able to find such a treasure. If I knew that, I probably would have a lot of things in my life that I don’t have now.

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Sometimes I wish I had her instinctive gift in finding things. My gift
is in losing things. I can lose things right in front of me and not 
find them for days on end. If I could find what I'm looking for as 
successful as my wife finds thrift stores, I'd be a happy old gentleman 
for sure. 

She is great to have around. No matter what I lose, she can come up most
of the time and find it for me. All I have to do is say, “I can't find 
my red pen. Have you seen it?” 

Before I can clear my throat, she finds it and brings it back to me. It
seems that her fascination is with the word “lost,” and she could 
retrieve everything I lost. 

I lost my mind once, which was the only thing she could never find. I
don't know what I will do if she ever does find my mind. 

When I think of the word “find,” I think of a wonderful verse in the
Bible. “Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, and obtaineth favour 
of the Lord” (Proverbs 18:22). 

The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage was the only thing I ever found
that has made a big difference in my life. I wish I knew how I was able 
to find such a treasure. If I knew that, I probably would have a lot of 
things in my life that I don't have now.


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